Note: I do not own the Zelda series Nintendo does, if you did not know that
then why are you reading this story?
The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Whacker
Long Ago, there existed a kingdom where a golden power lay hidden. It was a
prosperous land blessed with green tall mountains and peace. But one day a
man of great evil found the golden power and took it for himself. "Greedy
bastard" With its strength at his command, he spread darkness throughout
the kingdom. But then when all hope had died and the hour of doom seemed at
hand..a young boy clothed in green appeared as if from nowhere. Wielding
the blade at evil's bane, he sealed the dark one away and gave the land
light. This boy, who traveled through time to save the land, was known as
The Hero of Time. The boys tale was passed down through generations until
it became legend. But then.A day came when a fell wind began to blow across
the kingdom. The great evil that all thought had been forever sealed away
by the hero once again crept forth from the depths of the earth, eager to
resume it's dark designs. The people believed that the hero of time would
again come to save them. but the hero did not appear. "Mainly cause he was
on vacation" faced by an onslaught of evil, the could do nothing but appeal
to the gods. In the last hour, as doom drew nigh, they left their future in
the hands of fate. What became of the kingdom? None remain who know. The
memory of the kingdom vanished, but it's legend survived on the winds
breath. On a certain island, it became customary to garb when they come of
age. Clothed in the green of fields, they aspired to find heroic blade and
cast down evil. The elders wish only for the youths to know courage like
the hero of legend.
"Ah yes the peaceful village of Outset Island where people live their happy lives and live in a beautiful beach, unfortunately today is Link's birthday the day when people actually give a rat's ass about him, lets see what happens today.."
*A view of Outset Island appears and we see the people's daily lives*
*Arryl is seen running to the watch house and screaming to Link*
Arryl: Pedaso de meirda porque estas dormiendo? "Translation "Hey piece of shit why are you sleeping?"
*Link is getting up from his sleep*
Link: Man I shouldn't have stayed at the bar last night.
Arryl: Hey link today is your birthday you know what that means?
Link: I can finally look at porno?!
Arryl: No big brother it means that you are the same age as the hero.
*Arryl climbs up to the watch tower*
Arryl: I have a present for you but I am only going to lend it to you for today, it's my most valuable object.
*Arryle hands Link her telescope*
Link: Hhmm I could use this for something hehehe.
Arryl: Oye pedazo de mierda porque no ves altraves de el.
Link: What did you say?
Arryl: I said why don't you look through it?
Link: Ok.
*Link looks through the telescope and looks at the mail box to see Quill flying by, he then lands near the mail box and looks through all the mail taking all the letters with money and porno in them, he then flys away as link looks out of the telescope.*
Arryl: We have a strange mailman he must be from a different island. Oh Link I forgot to tell you that Grandma has summoned you!
*Link goes to his house*
Link: Hey grandma what did you call me for?
*Grandma appears out of the shadows of the house covered in a black cloak with glaring red eyes*
Grandma: Link it is your birthday, you are now the same age as the hero in the legends put on these clothes.
*Grandpa gives Link the green clothes*
Link: I don't know their a little warm.
Grandma; You dare question me!
Link: No grandma.
*Link runs back to the watch tower and looks through the telescope*
Arryl: Es el Pollo Diablo!
*Link looks at his right to see a giant bird carrying a girl in one of it's tallons*
*A pirate ship is seen nearby firing boulders at the bird*
*one of the rocks hits the bird and it drops the girl into the forest* To be continued.
Well this was the first chapter of m story I'll try to update it as much as I can.
"Ah yes the peaceful village of Outset Island where people live their happy lives and live in a beautiful beach, unfortunately today is Link's birthday the day when people actually give a rat's ass about him, lets see what happens today.."
*A view of Outset Island appears and we see the people's daily lives*
*Arryl is seen running to the watch house and screaming to Link*
Arryl: Pedaso de meirda porque estas dormiendo? "Translation "Hey piece of shit why are you sleeping?"
*Link is getting up from his sleep*
Link: Man I shouldn't have stayed at the bar last night.
Arryl: Hey link today is your birthday you know what that means?
Link: I can finally look at porno?!
Arryl: No big brother it means that you are the same age as the hero.
*Arryl climbs up to the watch tower*
Arryl: I have a present for you but I am only going to lend it to you for today, it's my most valuable object.
*Arryle hands Link her telescope*
Link: Hhmm I could use this for something hehehe.
Arryl: Oye pedazo de mierda porque no ves altraves de el.
Link: What did you say?
Arryl: I said why don't you look through it?
Link: Ok.
*Link looks through the telescope and looks at the mail box to see Quill flying by, he then lands near the mail box and looks through all the mail taking all the letters with money and porno in them, he then flys away as link looks out of the telescope.*
Arryl: We have a strange mailman he must be from a different island. Oh Link I forgot to tell you that Grandma has summoned you!
*Link goes to his house*
Link: Hey grandma what did you call me for?
*Grandma appears out of the shadows of the house covered in a black cloak with glaring red eyes*
Grandma: Link it is your birthday, you are now the same age as the hero in the legends put on these clothes.
*Grandpa gives Link the green clothes*
Link: I don't know their a little warm.
Grandma; You dare question me!
Link: No grandma.
*Link runs back to the watch tower and looks through the telescope*
Arryl: Es el Pollo Diablo!
*Link looks at his right to see a giant bird carrying a girl in one of it's tallons*
*A pirate ship is seen nearby firing boulders at the bird*
*one of the rocks hits the bird and it drops the girl into the forest* To be continued.
Well this was the first chapter of m story I'll try to update it as much as I can.