The Legend of Zelda the Wind Whacker
Chapter 2: Blah
*Link sees Tetra fall into the forest*
Link: Arryl I have to save her but how?
*Link notices that Arryl isn't there anymore*
Link: Arryl?
*The screens shows Arryl on the beach dancing the robot with a crab*
Link: -_-
*Link goes to Orca's house*
*We see Orca meditating and smoking some crack*
Orca: Yo my brother Link have you finally come to join the universal communication?
Link: Actually I came here to learn self defense against monsters to save a girl that fell in the forest.
Orca: I remember when I was a violent little shmo like you, that was until I read the hippies guide to the universe my brother.
Link: ok..
*Link sees a small sword and takes it*
*Link climbs up the hill to the bridge then crosses the bridge to the forest*
Link: Woah I bet some of these plants would sell well in the drug department.
*A Bokoblin appears out of a bush*
Bokoblin: Hi I'm Bob I travel the world selling crap you don't need, if you don't buy anything I shall bother you till the day you die!
Link: The EVIl, the unspeakable evil!
*Link draws his sword and slashes Bob's head off*
*Suddenly Tetra falls off a close by tree*
Tetra: Woah what was I smoking?
*Sees some pot come out of her pocket*
Tetra: Oh yeah.
*Tetra's pirate buddies come into the forest and find her*
Tetra: That bird shall pay for messing with us, come we shall go for revenge!
Link: Wait I just save you, you could at least thank me or something!
*Tetra kicks Link in the balls*
*Link falls unconscious*
*Link wakes up and follows the pirates*
*Arryl is seen waving at Link*
*The giant bird comes out of nowhere and grabs Arryl*
Arryl: Don't worry Link they accepted me as their Queen!
*Link chases the bird and falls down the cliff*
Pirate: Shouldn't you have saved him Ms.Tetra?
Tetra: To lazy.
To be continued.
*Link sees Tetra fall into the forest*
Link: Arryl I have to save her but how?
*Link notices that Arryl isn't there anymore*
Link: Arryl?
*The screens shows Arryl on the beach dancing the robot with a crab*
Link: -_-
*Link goes to Orca's house*
*We see Orca meditating and smoking some crack*
Orca: Yo my brother Link have you finally come to join the universal communication?
Link: Actually I came here to learn self defense against monsters to save a girl that fell in the forest.
Orca: I remember when I was a violent little shmo like you, that was until I read the hippies guide to the universe my brother.
Link: ok..
*Link sees a small sword and takes it*
*Link climbs up the hill to the bridge then crosses the bridge to the forest*
Link: Woah I bet some of these plants would sell well in the drug department.
*A Bokoblin appears out of a bush*
Bokoblin: Hi I'm Bob I travel the world selling crap you don't need, if you don't buy anything I shall bother you till the day you die!
Link: The EVIl, the unspeakable evil!
*Link draws his sword and slashes Bob's head off*
*Suddenly Tetra falls off a close by tree*
Tetra: Woah what was I smoking?
*Sees some pot come out of her pocket*
Tetra: Oh yeah.
*Tetra's pirate buddies come into the forest and find her*
Tetra: That bird shall pay for messing with us, come we shall go for revenge!
Link: Wait I just save you, you could at least thank me or something!
*Tetra kicks Link in the balls*
*Link falls unconscious*
*Link wakes up and follows the pirates*
*Arryl is seen waving at Link*
*The giant bird comes out of nowhere and grabs Arryl*
Arryl: Don't worry Link they accepted me as their Queen!
*Link chases the bird and falls down the cliff*
Pirate: Shouldn't you have saved him Ms.Tetra?
Tetra: To lazy.
To be continued.