If any of you people have no known yet they are making two new Zelda games,
and both sound like crap.
The Legend of Zelda Wind Whacker
Chapter 3: And so begins the adventure
"Last time on Zelda Wind Whacker, Link rescued Tetra only to get kicked in the balls ,and Arryl was kidnapped, will Link be able to rescue his sister?, Three Dollars says he won't."
*Link is seen on the shore of Outset Island talking to Tetra*
Link: Come on you have to let me go I have to save my sister!
Tetra: Why should I help you?, I don't see you carrying the Moola! Mool=Money
Link: No shit, what did you expect from someone who lives on an island no one has heard about.
Pirate 1: Ms.Tetra shouldn't we be leaving?
Tetra: Yes.
*Pirates are about to walk away when Quill flies by*
Quill: Not so fast, if it wasn't for you the bird wouldn't have mistaken you for his sister, so it's your fault that his sister was kidnapped!
Tetra: Hey aren't you Quill the mailman that steals anything valuable from people's mail?
*Quill starts panicking*
Quill: No my name is Bob the mailman, I don't know this Quill you speak of.
Tetra: How could I have been so stupid,
*Tetra looks at Link*
Tetra: Alright I'll let you go with us but you will need a shield to defend yourself.
Link: I know my grandma has this shitty shield she says was passed down through generations.
*Link runs to his house* *Link climbs the ladder only to see the shield missing, he then climbs down the ladder to see his grandma holding the shield*
Grandma: Link I see you have finally joined the side of evil, join me Link and we shall spread chaos across many nations, all the nations that mess with us will burn in furious pits of fiery do.
Link: Hey grandma isn't it you nap time.
Grandma: Yes it is.
*Grandma goes to her chair and falls asleep*
*Link sighs then takes the shield, then goes back to the shore*
Tetra: I see you have a shield, very well you now have permission to travel with us.
Link: Woop de fucking Dooo.
Too be continued..
The Legend of Zelda Wind Whacker
Chapter 3: And so begins the adventure
"Last time on Zelda Wind Whacker, Link rescued Tetra only to get kicked in the balls ,and Arryl was kidnapped, will Link be able to rescue his sister?, Three Dollars says he won't."
*Link is seen on the shore of Outset Island talking to Tetra*
Link: Come on you have to let me go I have to save my sister!
Tetra: Why should I help you?, I don't see you carrying the Moola! Mool=Money
Link: No shit, what did you expect from someone who lives on an island no one has heard about.
Pirate 1: Ms.Tetra shouldn't we be leaving?
Tetra: Yes.
*Pirates are about to walk away when Quill flies by*
Quill: Not so fast, if it wasn't for you the bird wouldn't have mistaken you for his sister, so it's your fault that his sister was kidnapped!
Tetra: Hey aren't you Quill the mailman that steals anything valuable from people's mail?
*Quill starts panicking*
Quill: No my name is Bob the mailman, I don't know this Quill you speak of.
Tetra: How could I have been so stupid,
*Tetra looks at Link*
Tetra: Alright I'll let you go with us but you will need a shield to defend yourself.
Link: I know my grandma has this shitty shield she says was passed down through generations.
*Link runs to his house* *Link climbs the ladder only to see the shield missing, he then climbs down the ladder to see his grandma holding the shield*
Grandma: Link I see you have finally joined the side of evil, join me Link and we shall spread chaos across many nations, all the nations that mess with us will burn in furious pits of fiery do.
Link: Hey grandma isn't it you nap time.
Grandma: Yes it is.
*Grandma goes to her chair and falls asleep*
*Link sighs then takes the shield, then goes back to the shore*
Tetra: I see you have a shield, very well you now have permission to travel with us.
Link: Woop de fucking Dooo.
Too be continued..