The Legend of Zelda Wind Whacker
Some of you are most likely wondering why I haven't updated lately, that's mainly because I've been busy with school. Anyway I made this chapter longer than the other.
Chapter 4: Blah/Forsaken Stupidity
*Link is seen leaving Outset Island on pirate ship, many of his neighbors are seen waving goodbye, Link then sees his grandma standing outside the house, Link gets to the front of the ship and waved goodbye.*
*The camera closes up to Grandma*
Grandma: Finally, now I can sell their stuff.
*in the pirate ship*
Tetra: It looks like your going to get more sentimental from here on. You can go back if you want.
*One of Tetras pirates comes up to her*
Pirate: Ms. Tetra I found your lost romance novels.
*Link looks at Tetra with a suspicious look*
*Tetra is seen panicking*
*Tetra takes the books*
Tetra: These must be some stuff that came with all that shit we stole last week.
*Tetra throws the books off the boat, tears can be seen coming out of Tetra's eyes*
*Link goes to the room Niko is in*
Niko: I see you must be my new swabbie.
Link: I'll show you who's the swabbie.
*Link takes out his sword and points in at Niko's face*
Niko{With nervous voice}: Of course you would no longer be a swabbie if you past my doomy test of doomy doom.
Link: What is this test of doomy doom you speak of, is at as doomy as you doomy mouth of doomy lies speaks.
Niko: Oh it is the doomies test of all the doomy test from doom land where doom roams in the doomed souls of people.
Link: Why are we saying doom so much?
Niko: It's in the script.
Link: What a bad script, who writes this shit?
*Shadowguy is seen typing horrible thing to Link* *Niko activates the puzzle then jumps to the first platform*
Niko: You see this how..
*Link is seen at the end of the puzzle. Link opens the treasure chest, takes the bag, then throws the empty treasure chest at Niko, Niko is seen on the floor bleeding*
*Link leaves the room, Tetra then calls Link.*
Tetra: Hey I'm up here!
*Link climbs the ladder and sees the forsaken fortress*
Tetra: This is the Forsaken Fortress, They say it used to be owned by small times pirates, But then a big bird took a shit on the place and made this Fortress.
Link: Really?
Tetra: No I was just playing with your mind.
Link:-_-
Tetra: The only problem is that the security is really tight.
*Tetra begins to start thinking, She then looks at Link and winks, Her eye then shoots a laser at Link, Link falls down into a barrel*
*Link notices he's in a barrel and starts to shake like a crazy midget*
Tetra: Don't worry we pirates have down this many times.
Link: I'm not a pirate bitch!
Tetra: Well shit, we're going to launch you anyway.
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*Link is seen being Launched out of the catapult, The barrel breaks into pieces and Link starts burning because he is going to fast.*
To be continued.
Some of you are most likely wondering why I haven't updated lately, that's mainly because I've been busy with school. Anyway I made this chapter longer than the other.
Chapter 4: Blah/Forsaken Stupidity
*Link is seen leaving Outset Island on pirate ship, many of his neighbors are seen waving goodbye, Link then sees his grandma standing outside the house, Link gets to the front of the ship and waved goodbye.*
*The camera closes up to Grandma*
Grandma: Finally, now I can sell their stuff.
*in the pirate ship*
Tetra: It looks like your going to get more sentimental from here on. You can go back if you want.
*One of Tetras pirates comes up to her*
Pirate: Ms. Tetra I found your lost romance novels.
*Link looks at Tetra with a suspicious look*
*Tetra is seen panicking*
*Tetra takes the books*
Tetra: These must be some stuff that came with all that shit we stole last week.
*Tetra throws the books off the boat, tears can be seen coming out of Tetra's eyes*
*Link goes to the room Niko is in*
Niko: I see you must be my new swabbie.
Link: I'll show you who's the swabbie.
*Link takes out his sword and points in at Niko's face*
Niko{With nervous voice}: Of course you would no longer be a swabbie if you past my doomy test of doomy doom.
Link: What is this test of doomy doom you speak of, is at as doomy as you doomy mouth of doomy lies speaks.
Niko: Oh it is the doomies test of all the doomy test from doom land where doom roams in the doomed souls of people.
Link: Why are we saying doom so much?
Niko: It's in the script.
Link: What a bad script, who writes this shit?
*Shadowguy is seen typing horrible thing to Link* *Niko activates the puzzle then jumps to the first platform*
Niko: You see this how..
*Link is seen at the end of the puzzle. Link opens the treasure chest, takes the bag, then throws the empty treasure chest at Niko, Niko is seen on the floor bleeding*
*Link leaves the room, Tetra then calls Link.*
Tetra: Hey I'm up here!
*Link climbs the ladder and sees the forsaken fortress*
Tetra: This is the Forsaken Fortress, They say it used to be owned by small times pirates, But then a big bird took a shit on the place and made this Fortress.
Link: Really?
Tetra: No I was just playing with your mind.
Link:-_-
Tetra: The only problem is that the security is really tight.
*Tetra begins to start thinking, She then looks at Link and winks, Her eye then shoots a laser at Link, Link falls down into a barrel*
*Link notices he's in a barrel and starts to shake like a crazy midget*
Tetra: Don't worry we pirates have down this many times.
Link: I'm not a pirate bitch!
Tetra: Well shit, we're going to launch you anyway.
5 4 3 2 1
*Link is seen being Launched out of the catapult, The barrel breaks into pieces and Link starts burning because he is going to fast.*
To be continued.