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No offense man, but this is extremely homosexual.

These are two reviews that pissed me off badly. Mainly because both of them show some form of disrespect. The first one shows that the person likes my story, that good, but wait it also says that the person thinks I'm a dumbass because my story happens to be full of stupidities. The second one shows that the person didn't like my story, that's fine with me counting as everyone has the right for an opinion, but what pisses me off is that the person calls my story gay, look if you want to read a gay story go read stories like "Party at Zelda's" where all they do is talk about hitting Ganondorf's balls getting hit and the girls going crazy over link, or maybe some of those corny romance stories where people put some crappy new character into the story and have then fall for another character, or maybe those retarded crossovers. This ends my rant.

Legend of Zelda The Wind Whacker Chapter 5: Dance Link Dance with us into Oblivion.

*Link is seen in the sky on fire, he then hits a wall of the Forsaken Fortress, his sword flies across the fortress and lands in front of a Bokoblin*

Bokoblin: hmm must be one of those bomb midget swords.

*Link is seen falling down to a river, he then swims to shore and climbs the stairs, when he takes his first step he hears a noise*

Tetra'Through the stone": I see my aim my off abit.

Link: OFF A BIT! I almost fucking died you bitch!

Tetra: That not the point, your sister should be on the highest room in the fortress.

*Link goes through the Fortress find and dandy until on of the lights hits him*

Bokobil: Intruder Alert, Rip his legs off and throw them in the ocean!

*An army of Bokoblins surround Link*

BokoPhil: Eat his legs!

BokoBob: Throw him in a dumpster and set him on fire!

BokoBlah: Take a shit on him!

*Link jumps in the air, two trashcan lids suddenly appear on Link's feet, Link lands and starts dancing with Irish music in the background*

BokoMoe: Arrgh he's insulting our dancing skills!

BokoJim: Lets show him who's the boss around here.

*All of the Bokoblins start dancing*

*The Camera then zooms to Tetras ship*

Tetra: What the hell are they doing?

Gonzo: It seems they are doing an Irish dance Miss Tetra.

*Camera goes back to Forsaken Fortress*

*The music continues to play, Link dances to a close by door without the Bokoblins noticing*

Link: What the fuck was that?

To be continued.