Authors Note

Yes I know I haven't updated in awhile. But that is mainly because I had to move to Florida and crap like that. Anyways, because of this I will present a short little bonus thingy that I will do every once in awhile, here is the first mini of.

Link rules and you suck-ass.

*Link is seen looking through a porno magazine when he notices the camera pointing at him, he then quickly throws the magazine away and faces the camera*

Link: Hello welcome to the first chapter of Link rules and you suck ass. As you know the author of this fan fiction has been busy with a lot of things, that and he has been playing Sonic Heroes.

*A little T.V. appears next to Link showing the author playing Sonic Heroes and failing like crazy, the T.V. then disappears*

Link: Now some of you might be wondering what the point of these little random mini chapter are? Well you see this is mainly made when the author is lazy and doesn't want to bother writing something about the game. That and he a lot of the stuff that happened in the Wind Waker game.

*A thunderbolt strikes Link*

Link: Anyways most of you are obviously not here for the author's excuses for not updating. So we must give the fans what they want, and that is. RANDOM POINTLESS HUMUROUS VIOLENCE!

*Arryl appears behind Link*

Arryl: Big brother some man in a black suit came here saying he wanted to see you about some illegal broadcasting.

Link: Oh hell it's the coppers, they're here to gets me. *Link loads gun*

*Two FBI agents brake in carrying guns*

FBI agent: Link you are under arrest for illegally broadcasting this program on T.V.

Link: You won't take me alive bitches.

*Link shoots one of the FBI agents on the head, he then starts running away from the other one, the two are seen running around in the place while Arryl faces the camera smiling, Link rams the agent into a wall and runs into his room, he then comes out with a machine gun and shoots the agent madly, after that he turns back to the camera while Arryl pokes the dead body with a stick*

Link: Well that's all the time we have today, stay tune next time for another episode of Link Rules and you Suck-Ass.