Another note: Sorry I took so long to write this chapter. You'd understand
if you knew the torture of Science Fair.... Well, here it is, yay! I should
be writing more frequently now.
Our heroes King Kent and Canas rode into the plagued town, searching for a shrubbery, to appease the Knights of Ni. Citizens meandered about, and peddlers moved about the dirt roads, looking for victims to sell their wares to. They stopped in front of a poorly made shack on the side of the road. Kent looked around, raising an eyebrow. Then leaning over to Canas, he whispered to him.
"Where's Serra?"
"Umm... I don't know." Canas whispered back.
Behind the scenes Lucius desperately tried to get Serra onto the set. As Serra wailed and cried, Lucius pushed her from behind in a very pansy- like fashion.
"Serra, come on! We need you!" Persuaded Lucius.
"No, NO! This is totally against my rights as an actress! Let me go!!" She screamed indignantly.
"Now, Serra! Kent and Canas are waiting!"
"I won't! I won't!"
Eliwood came up behind Lucius and shook his head. He shoved Serra and she stumbled onto the scene. Meanwhile, Heath and Jaffar stared in awe.
"Dude, that's sad..." Heath mumbled to Jaffar.
"..." Jaffar "said".
"God, you're so annoying!"" Heath fumed.
Back on the set, Serra's tears flowed down her cheeks like sap from a maple tree.
"Don't be such a wuss," Kent said, rolling his eyes.
"If YOU were a beautiful, perfect woman who had to dress up like a horrible, hideous hag, how would YOU feel?" She cried helplessly.
"I didn't know you had any alliteration in you Serra," Canas mused.
She leaned over to Lucius. "What's that?"
"No idea. On with the show!" Lucius proclaimed merrily.
Kent cleared his throat and went on with the scene. "You there, woman!"
"Yeah, whaddaya want?" Serra said, hands on hips.
"Erm... the Knights of Ni have commanded us to retrieve a shrubbery," Kent said.
"No... no, we've no shrubberies here." She said meekly.
"Well, if you do not lead us to a shrubbery... we will... Ni!" Kent blurted out.
"Do your worst!" Serra exclaimed.
"Ni ni ni ni!" Kent continued. Serra crumpled onto the ground melodramatically.
"Noo noo!" Canas said proudly.
"No, no. You're doing it improperly," Kent said, "it's like this. Ni! Ni!"
"Ni... Noo... Ni!" Canas said, thinking it over.
"There you have it!" Kent said, smiling, as Serra wailed and screamed for her life. A cart approached, with Rath clicking the horse along.
"Are you saying Ni to that old woman?" Rath questioned, looking them over suspiciously. They didn't answer.
"There is a pestilence upon this land when young men can go around saying Ni to old ladies and-..." Rath started.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING OLD?" Serra screamed. Offset, she hurled herself into Erk's arms, sobbing uncontrollably. "Erky, it was terrible! He could me old! But I don't have a single wrinkle, do I Erky?"
Erk simply stood there. His face a milk white, he spoke. "I think I'm going to be ill..."
Our heroes King Kent and Canas rode into the plagued town, searching for a shrubbery, to appease the Knights of Ni. Citizens meandered about, and peddlers moved about the dirt roads, looking for victims to sell their wares to. They stopped in front of a poorly made shack on the side of the road. Kent looked around, raising an eyebrow. Then leaning over to Canas, he whispered to him.
"Where's Serra?"
"Umm... I don't know." Canas whispered back.
Behind the scenes Lucius desperately tried to get Serra onto the set. As Serra wailed and cried, Lucius pushed her from behind in a very pansy- like fashion.
"Serra, come on! We need you!" Persuaded Lucius.
"No, NO! This is totally against my rights as an actress! Let me go!!" She screamed indignantly.
"Now, Serra! Kent and Canas are waiting!"
"I won't! I won't!"
Eliwood came up behind Lucius and shook his head. He shoved Serra and she stumbled onto the scene. Meanwhile, Heath and Jaffar stared in awe.
"Dude, that's sad..." Heath mumbled to Jaffar.
"..." Jaffar "said".
"God, you're so annoying!"" Heath fumed.
Back on the set, Serra's tears flowed down her cheeks like sap from a maple tree.
"Don't be such a wuss," Kent said, rolling his eyes.
"If YOU were a beautiful, perfect woman who had to dress up like a horrible, hideous hag, how would YOU feel?" She cried helplessly.
"I didn't know you had any alliteration in you Serra," Canas mused.
She leaned over to Lucius. "What's that?"
"No idea. On with the show!" Lucius proclaimed merrily.
Kent cleared his throat and went on with the scene. "You there, woman!"
"Yeah, whaddaya want?" Serra said, hands on hips.
"Erm... the Knights of Ni have commanded us to retrieve a shrubbery," Kent said.
"No... no, we've no shrubberies here." She said meekly.
"Well, if you do not lead us to a shrubbery... we will... Ni!" Kent blurted out.
"Do your worst!" Serra exclaimed.
"Ni ni ni ni!" Kent continued. Serra crumpled onto the ground melodramatically.
"Noo noo!" Canas said proudly.
"No, no. You're doing it improperly," Kent said, "it's like this. Ni! Ni!"
"Ni... Noo... Ni!" Canas said, thinking it over.
"There you have it!" Kent said, smiling, as Serra wailed and screamed for her life. A cart approached, with Rath clicking the horse along.
"Are you saying Ni to that old woman?" Rath questioned, looking them over suspiciously. They didn't answer.
"There is a pestilence upon this land when young men can go around saying Ni to old ladies and-..." Rath started.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING OLD?" Serra screamed. Offset, she hurled herself into Erk's arms, sobbing uncontrollably. "Erky, it was terrible! He could me old! But I don't have a single wrinkle, do I Erky?"
Erk simply stood there. His face a milk white, he spoke. "I think I'm going to be ill..."