Legend of Zelda Wind Whacker
Narrator: After many pointless and unnecessary things, Link has finally made it to the Forsaken Fortress.
*Link is seen running away from a group of bats, he turns around and throws a sack he sees near him at the bats; the bats inhale the dust that was in the bag, their eyes become red*
Link: Who the hell leaves drugs in a giant fortress?
*Link goes into the door next to him, a Bokoblin goes into the room with the bats and looks around*
Bokoblargh: Who stole my shit!?
Narrator: After surviving an army of bats, wrestling an alligator and having a robot battle with a giant robot wizard warrior cyborg ninja monkey man werewolf demon from hell, Link finally makes it to the top of the fortress.
*Link sees a Bokoblin standing next to his sword; he quickly snatches the sword, the bokoblin sees him and runs to him*
Bokoblin: Hey kid what are you doing with that bomb midget sword? I was going to give it to my son so he could be like his favorite hero Super Bomb Midget Bob. *The Bokoblin takes out his wallet with pictures of his family* you see this is a picture of my son and this is a picture of little Billy, this is my daughter stupidlyina, this is my Wife.. *Three hours later* this is my grandma..
Link: ARGHH make it stop!
*Link chops off the Bokoblins head, after that he goes into the big door next to him, there he sees Arryl, she starts waving to him, Link then proceeds to give her the finger, After that the giant bird comes down a picks up Link with one of it's talons, taking him to the top of the Fortress the bird throws Link to the ocean*
Link: Holy crap these are the last moments of my life, I wonder if my life will flash through my eyes?
*A picture of a rock appears before Link's eyes*
Link: Shit the last few moments of my life and the only thing that comes to me is a rock, why must you forsaken my you stupid gods that curse this land with unholy blue crao, curse thee!
To be continued.
Narrator: After many pointless and unnecessary things, Link has finally made it to the Forsaken Fortress.
*Link is seen running away from a group of bats, he turns around and throws a sack he sees near him at the bats; the bats inhale the dust that was in the bag, their eyes become red*
Link: Who the hell leaves drugs in a giant fortress?
*Link goes into the door next to him, a Bokoblin goes into the room with the bats and looks around*
Bokoblargh: Who stole my shit!?
Narrator: After surviving an army of bats, wrestling an alligator and having a robot battle with a giant robot wizard warrior cyborg ninja monkey man werewolf demon from hell, Link finally makes it to the top of the fortress.
*Link sees a Bokoblin standing next to his sword; he quickly snatches the sword, the bokoblin sees him and runs to him*
Bokoblin: Hey kid what are you doing with that bomb midget sword? I was going to give it to my son so he could be like his favorite hero Super Bomb Midget Bob. *The Bokoblin takes out his wallet with pictures of his family* you see this is a picture of my son and this is a picture of little Billy, this is my daughter stupidlyina, this is my Wife.. *Three hours later* this is my grandma..
Link: ARGHH make it stop!
*Link chops off the Bokoblins head, after that he goes into the big door next to him, there he sees Arryl, she starts waving to him, Link then proceeds to give her the finger, After that the giant bird comes down a picks up Link with one of it's talons, taking him to the top of the Fortress the bird throws Link to the ocean*
Link: Holy crap these are the last moments of my life, I wonder if my life will flash through my eyes?
*A picture of a rock appears before Link's eyes*
Link: Shit the last few moments of my life and the only thing that comes to me is a rock, why must you forsaken my you stupid gods that curse this land with unholy blue crao, curse thee!
To be continued.