Little side story of doom.

Author's note
This chapter takes place in the Ocarina of time, time line.

*Link is seen riding his horse to a village when he notices that some guy is blocking the way*

Link: I say ol chap why are you blocking thy gate to the village?

Man: Because this is thou season of thigh chicken hunter and all foreigners are forbidden from entering thy village. So says me the great keeper Sir Sally.

Link: Thou does not understand that I need to get inside thy village to continue my journey to save the land of Hyrule, so I can save thy princess. Now please remove yourself before I make my horse pound on thou's bottom area.

Sir Sally: I am afraid I can not do that good sir. Even if you play golf with my head I shall not move myself from thy gate.

Link: Then thou shall have ye wish.

*Link smashes Sally's head off with the megaton hammer sending it across the mountain, the scene skips to a strange little ninja running around, the head then lands next to him*

Chaos Ninja (Author's friend): Holy crap the sky is falling!

The End.