Legend of Zelda Wind Whacker

*Link is seen walking through Wind Fall island when he finds a store with an Eskimo behind the counter*

Link: Hey do you know where I can find a sail?

Eskimo: I have a sail but first you must get my name.

*Link looks though the Nintendo power player's guide*

Link: You name is Zumali.

Zumali: Holy shit you figured out my name.

*Zumali explodes, a sail then lands next to link*

Link: I should get back to that son of a bitch boat but I think I should waste important time lollygagging though the town instead.

*Link notices a door hidden in the background, he goes inside and sees a man wearing a green jumpsuit*

Link: Who the hell are you?

Man: I am Tinkle king of the fairies; if you free me I shall reward you with many pretty things like candy.

*Link opens the door freeing tinkle*

Tinkle: Thank you for freeing me, the villagers were mean to me because I was meeting with a person I met off the internet,

*Tinkle then hands Link and thingy that looks like a Game boy*

Link: Cool can this thing play any games?

Tinkle: Only Michael Jackson's moon walker!

*Tinkle walks away*

Link: Why is it that I feel I released an evil worse than Ganon?