artime: da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

meadow: the next chapter!!

artime: sry 4 all the misspellings!! and i don't own yu yu hakusho,space jam,or david beckam

cause he's a real soccer player!

meadow:^^

****chapter2**********************

*at a local golf coarse*

david:bob is this nessary? *holding the golf club*

bob: yes it is playing golf always calms my nerves so it might for you

david: *sighs* if you say so *swings club*

*under the ground*

jin: *digging to find the golg hole* where the hell is it? *find it* ahhh ha!!

*golf ball hits jin in the head*

jin:owwwwwwwwwwww here he comes!!

david: i'll get it!! *runs to get the ball*

(narrator: he grabs the ball but gets sucked into the hole)

david: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bob: *looks around* david!? mr.beckam!!!

david:*in the hole getting sucked into the yu yu hakusho world* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

jin: HANG ON LADDIE HERE'S A PATH!!!!!*go through a portal thing*

(narrator: jin let's go of david beckam and he falls to the ground)

david: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!*land in a chair right in front

of yusuke*

yusuke: OH MY GOD IT'S HIM DAVID BECKAM HI DAVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

david: O.O who the hell are you!!?

yusuke:look i'm yusuke unimeshi the spirit dective,*points to kuwabaka* that's kuwabara

*points to kurama* that's kurama *finally points to hiei* and this is hiei.

david: O.O

yusuke: do you watch yu yu hakusho!!!?

david: no but my son does he's 2 (i really don't know how old his son is sry!)

kurama: quite a young age to watch such a voilent

david: i'll say *gets out of chair and bumps into hiei* sorry little guy

hiei: LITTLE GUY!?

david: somthin wrong? O.o

hiei:*points finger to david's nose* look,im older than you great grandmother's mother's

mother's MOTHER!!!

david: O.O oops sorry!

kurama: hiei and I are demons so that's what he means

david: ok O.o

yusuke: look enough with the chit chat the real reason your here is because.....

david: cause why?

yusuke:*grabs david's shirt* WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

david: O______________________________O

touya: yes they're are these monstors-

jin: AIE MONSTARS!!!!!

touya: and they want us to play a game of soccer and if we lose were all gonna be slaves

for a nutt!!

david: so it's like a tornament?

kurama: yes and we need some training...

kuwabaka: FROM YOU I SUCK, YUSUKE SUCKS KURAMA'S DOESN'T KNOW AND HIEI'S CLUELESS!!

hiei/yusuke/kurama: *evil glare*

kuwabaka: ^_^ hee hee no offence

kurama: so we need your help can you?

david: i got alot of days off so i guess....oh what the hell yes i will!

all but hiei:*cheer*

david:*whispers to yusuke* what's with the little demon he's quiet.

yusuke: oh that's just his attitude don't worry about it.

david: ok now practice is -

yusuke: whats the problem?

david: i got my stuff at my house

kurama: don't worry hiei and I will get it for you

hiei: exuse me!

kurama: let's go *grabs hiei*

hiei: ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

*at david's house in the real world*

kurama: the window's open let's go

hiei: hn

(grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

hiei:*looks behind him* O_O oh s**t

dog:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*a few seconds later*

(narrator: hiei was covered with scars and his clothes were ripped)

hiei: kurama

kurama:yes?

hiei: i hate you

*they pass david's 2 year old son's room*

kid: *wakes up and follows them*

kurama: there's his stuff let's get it *looking at the box*

kid: HE HE HE EIIII!!!!

hiei:*looks behind him* O_O oh great a fan!

kid:*grabs hiei's leg*

hiei: kid get let go!

kurama: shuush hiei

kid:*drooling on hiei's leg*

hiei: O.o ewwwwwwwwww get him off kurama!

kurama:*grabs kid and puts him to bed* now you keep this a secret ok?

kid:*whispers* k bye bye hiei!!

*hiei and kurama leave*

*back at the yu yu hakusho world*

all but hiei/kurama:*looking at hiei* O______________o

david: WHAT HAPPENED!?

hiei: your dog and your kid *walks to get on new clothes on*

david: wow O.o ok everybody let's get ready to practice!

*****2 be continued********************************************

artime: poor hiei that must of been nasty

meadow: yeah yuck (:p)

selina/cynthia: PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!