Legend of Zelda Wind Whacker
*Link sees a man*
Old man: Hey kid my name is Danny wanna know how I saved the woyld?
Link: OK!
Danny: And I was liek "I watch PMK" and she was liek "Thats nice" and then I asked her "How much does it cost for a ticket?" and she said "5 dollars per ticket" and I asked her "How much for five tickets?" and she said "5x5" and I stared at her with a blank stare. And she looked at me and said "25 dollars" and i yelled with joy "YAY I CAN INVITE TWO OF MY FRIENDS!" Then Billy said it doesnt know you so he doesnt want to talk to you. But I am here. You cant call me billy. Because Billy is my friend. He is a giant white bunny. He is made out of marshmellows. I visit him in the Happy Happy Snuggle Cuddle Rainbow Land. i had a seizure when i first went. but the he gave me a magical drop of pewp that made me fly like a kite. and then i left to my house and opened my closet. i toook out a shotgun and a uzi. i flew back and i went on a killing spree. Billy is no more... or the Happy Happy Snuggle Cuddle Rainbow Land citizens. Thier blood was chocolate and their organs where made of marshmellows. I had a huge feast. it was fun. but billy was still living. i had to take out my katana and slice his head in half before he threw out his ultra mega super duper eye beams of death, chaos, destruction, and doom at me. then i hate billy's brains. and some girl went up to me and said "... I LIEK CHIKAN PWOT PWIE!" and did this retarded face that made me laugh like fwack. Then she stared at me and walked back into the shadows. then i followed her in the shadows. it was weird. dark and depressed place. everybody was crying and looking down at the purple floor. i didnt think they were very happy. so i took them out of thier misery and took out my katana. cut them up pretty bad and then ran off into the shadows. they started calling the DC. What is the DC you ask? Depressed cops. So they came with thier weird looking guns and shotguns and started shooting me. but i would dodge all the bullets and when i finally reached them i attacked them at lighting speed. everything was still... wind blew and thier bodies fell to little pieces. i stood thier full of blood... in the dark place... i started to look around... it was starting to get darker... and darker... as i stood thier in the darkness i started to laugh... laugh untill the darkness overwhelmed me... and i died.
Link: Then why are you alive?
Danny: Bomb Midgets!
Fucked Up Story by: Danny(aka ChaoticStealth)
*Link sees a man*
Old man: Hey kid my name is Danny wanna know how I saved the woyld?
Link: OK!
Danny: And I was liek "I watch PMK" and she was liek "Thats nice" and then I asked her "How much does it cost for a ticket?" and she said "5 dollars per ticket" and I asked her "How much for five tickets?" and she said "5x5" and I stared at her with a blank stare. And she looked at me and said "25 dollars" and i yelled with joy "YAY I CAN INVITE TWO OF MY FRIENDS!" Then Billy said it doesnt know you so he doesnt want to talk to you. But I am here. You cant call me billy. Because Billy is my friend. He is a giant white bunny. He is made out of marshmellows. I visit him in the Happy Happy Snuggle Cuddle Rainbow Land. i had a seizure when i first went. but the he gave me a magical drop of pewp that made me fly like a kite. and then i left to my house and opened my closet. i toook out a shotgun and a uzi. i flew back and i went on a killing spree. Billy is no more... or the Happy Happy Snuggle Cuddle Rainbow Land citizens. Thier blood was chocolate and their organs where made of marshmellows. I had a huge feast. it was fun. but billy was still living. i had to take out my katana and slice his head in half before he threw out his ultra mega super duper eye beams of death, chaos, destruction, and doom at me. then i hate billy's brains. and some girl went up to me and said "... I LIEK CHIKAN PWOT PWIE!" and did this retarded face that made me laugh like fwack. Then she stared at me and walked back into the shadows. then i followed her in the shadows. it was weird. dark and depressed place. everybody was crying and looking down at the purple floor. i didnt think they were very happy. so i took them out of thier misery and took out my katana. cut them up pretty bad and then ran off into the shadows. they started calling the DC. What is the DC you ask? Depressed cops. So they came with thier weird looking guns and shotguns and started shooting me. but i would dodge all the bullets and when i finally reached them i attacked them at lighting speed. everything was still... wind blew and thier bodies fell to little pieces. i stood thier full of blood... in the dark place... i started to look around... it was starting to get darker... and darker... as i stood thier in the darkness i started to laugh... laugh untill the darkness overwhelmed me... and i died.
Link: Then why are you alive?
Danny: Bomb Midgets!
Fucked Up Story by: Danny(aka ChaoticStealth)