artime: I always wanted to picture hiei in soccer shorts *starts to drool*
meadow: what about kurama? *stars to drool*
artime:i don't own yyh or david beckham OR SPACE JAM so don't sue please and PLEASE SEND MORE
REVIEWS!!!!!!!
**David's evil boot camp************************************
*jin,touya,yusuke,kurama,kuwabaka,hiei,and david beckham were in soccer uniforms*
(if you're wondering why "beckham" is spelled like that it's because i spelled it wrong in the
last two chappies sorry!-athouress, artime minix)
hiei: i look stupid!
David: no you don't
hiei:*looking at his hair* well,mirrors can't talk and it's a good thing that they can't laugh
either.(thank hot quotes.com)*walks to the soccer field*
David: HEY! I KNOW THAT INSULT AND I LIKE MY HAIR THE WAY IT IS!!!!!
yusuke: ok let's get this over with.
david: ok folks this is not an ordanary soccer game, so i expect good behavior out of all of you this is not about winning it's about your freedom.
kuwabaka: wow this is sirous.
hiei: NO DIP CHERLOKE!!!!
yusuke: he sounds like the old hag
david: now run here to that end way over there *points to an itty bitty dot*
jin: but
david: 1...
touya: huh?
david: 2....
yusuke: WAIT!!
david: GO!!! *blows whistle*
(they all start running and the only one that finished in 1.3 seconds was.....)
david: O_O hiei did you even run?
hiei: yeah
david: wholy crap O_________O
*after the run*
david: now you all have to get block all the balls when they shoot at you ready...
touya: NO!!!
david: NOW!!!! *balls start shooting at the boys*
hiei:*blocks most of them until one of the balls hit his head* OWWWW!!! *hits him in the stomach* OOWWWWWW *hits him in the forehead where his jagan is* OWWW MY EYE OH GOD AHHHHH!!
*holding his jagan and then falls on the ground*
yusuke: *blocks some of the balls but gets hit by a ball in the leg* OW *gets hit in the stomach* OW!!!! *then gets hit in the whoopsies* AHHH OWWW!! *curls in like a ball in the ground*
kurama:*blocks the a few of the balls but gets hit in the shin* OW!! *in the shoulder* HEY!!
*and gets hit in the hair and it gets tangled* AHHH MY HAIR!!!
kuwabaka:*gets none of the balls and ends up with a big pile of balls in his goal* O_O wow
jin:*gets all the balls with his wind powers but makes a ball cyclone* AHHHHHHH!!!
touya: IT'S A TWISTER!!!!!
david: A BALL TWISTER HEAD FOR COVER!!!!!!!
everyone: O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(when the twister stoped the whole soccer field was covered with soccer balls)
everyone: @______@
hiei:O_O my eye my eye my eye my eye my eye my eye my eye
yusuke: owwwwwwwwwwwwwww
touya: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT JIN!!!!!
jin: woopsies sorry ^_^
david: -_-***** aw man where never gonna make it
kuwabaka:*dead*
kurama: oh my gosh it killed kuwabaka
yusuke: you- wait a minute didn't he die when we were trying to get hiei back when he was sugar
high and at selina's party?(if you haven't read "hiei/mr.hat take over the world and truth or dare bwhahahahahaha you won't know what im talkin about-artime)
kurama: yes well that's odd O_o
hiei: and kurama what's with the "gosh"?
kurama: I dunno O_o
david: let's try to concentrate PLEASE!?
everyone but hiei: OK ^_^
david: you too quiet boy!!(meaning hiei)
hiei: or else what!!?
david:I'll bring my dog and my kid!!!
hiei: grrrr fine ok (thinking: the droll ewwwww!!)
yusuke: what are we gonna do kuwabara's dead aren't we supposed to have 6 players?
david: yeah that's why I'M gonna play too they're were 7 players but now there's 6 so were even
kurama: good ^_^
hiei: *thinking* oh DUH *smacks his forehead* OWWW MY EYE AHHHH I NEED AN ICEPATCH AHH MY EYE
OOWWWW!!!*rubbing his eye*
eveyone but hiei: O____________________________o
*to be contunied************************************
artime: will they ever be ready?
meadow: maybe
artime: will hiei get any stupider? I mean really that "smack in the forehead" wasn't that smart.
meadow: who knows?
artime: THE CONCH SHELL!!! *holds it up*
meadow: O___O
artime: what will happen in the next chappie? *pulls string*
conch shell: find out soon
artime: but we wanna find out NOW!!! *pulls string*
conch: please review
artime/meadow: HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL OGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGGAGAHH!! *makes the noises
like spongebob and patrick* (I don't OWN spongebob so don't SUE!!!-artime)
meadow: what about kurama? *stars to drool*
artime:i don't own yyh or david beckham OR SPACE JAM so don't sue please and PLEASE SEND MORE
REVIEWS!!!!!!!
**David's evil boot camp************************************
*jin,touya,yusuke,kurama,kuwabaka,hiei,and david beckham were in soccer uniforms*
(if you're wondering why "beckham" is spelled like that it's because i spelled it wrong in the
last two chappies sorry!-athouress, artime minix)
hiei: i look stupid!
David: no you don't
hiei:*looking at his hair* well,mirrors can't talk and it's a good thing that they can't laugh
either.(thank hot quotes.com)*walks to the soccer field*
David: HEY! I KNOW THAT INSULT AND I LIKE MY HAIR THE WAY IT IS!!!!!
yusuke: ok let's get this over with.
david: ok folks this is not an ordanary soccer game, so i expect good behavior out of all of you this is not about winning it's about your freedom.
kuwabaka: wow this is sirous.
hiei: NO DIP CHERLOKE!!!!
yusuke: he sounds like the old hag
david: now run here to that end way over there *points to an itty bitty dot*
jin: but
david: 1...
touya: huh?
david: 2....
yusuke: WAIT!!
david: GO!!! *blows whistle*
(they all start running and the only one that finished in 1.3 seconds was.....)
david: O_O hiei did you even run?
hiei: yeah
david: wholy crap O_________O
*after the run*
david: now you all have to get block all the balls when they shoot at you ready...
touya: NO!!!
david: NOW!!!! *balls start shooting at the boys*
hiei:*blocks most of them until one of the balls hit his head* OWWWW!!! *hits him in the stomach* OOWWWWWW *hits him in the forehead where his jagan is* OWWW MY EYE OH GOD AHHHHH!!
*holding his jagan and then falls on the ground*
yusuke: *blocks some of the balls but gets hit by a ball in the leg* OW *gets hit in the stomach* OW!!!! *then gets hit in the whoopsies* AHHH OWWW!! *curls in like a ball in the ground*
kurama:*blocks the a few of the balls but gets hit in the shin* OW!! *in the shoulder* HEY!!
*and gets hit in the hair and it gets tangled* AHHH MY HAIR!!!
kuwabaka:*gets none of the balls and ends up with a big pile of balls in his goal* O_O wow
jin:*gets all the balls with his wind powers but makes a ball cyclone* AHHHHHHH!!!
touya: IT'S A TWISTER!!!!!
david: A BALL TWISTER HEAD FOR COVER!!!!!!!
everyone: O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(when the twister stoped the whole soccer field was covered with soccer balls)
everyone: @______@
hiei:O_O my eye my eye my eye my eye my eye my eye my eye
yusuke: owwwwwwwwwwwwwww
touya: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT JIN!!!!!
jin: woopsies sorry ^_^
david: -_-***** aw man where never gonna make it
kuwabaka:*dead*
kurama: oh my gosh it killed kuwabaka
yusuke: you- wait a minute didn't he die when we were trying to get hiei back when he was sugar
high and at selina's party?(if you haven't read "hiei/mr.hat take over the world and truth or dare bwhahahahahaha you won't know what im talkin about-artime)
kurama: yes well that's odd O_o
hiei: and kurama what's with the "gosh"?
kurama: I dunno O_o
david: let's try to concentrate PLEASE!?
everyone but hiei: OK ^_^
david: you too quiet boy!!(meaning hiei)
hiei: or else what!!?
david:I'll bring my dog and my kid!!!
hiei: grrrr fine ok (thinking: the droll ewwwww!!)
yusuke: what are we gonna do kuwabara's dead aren't we supposed to have 6 players?
david: yeah that's why I'M gonna play too they're were 7 players but now there's 6 so were even
kurama: good ^_^
hiei: *thinking* oh DUH *smacks his forehead* OWWW MY EYE AHHHH I NEED AN ICEPATCH AHH MY EYE
OOWWWW!!!*rubbing his eye*
eveyone but hiei: O____________________________o
*to be contunied************************************
artime: will they ever be ready?
meadow: maybe
artime: will hiei get any stupider? I mean really that "smack in the forehead" wasn't that smart.
meadow: who knows?
artime: THE CONCH SHELL!!! *holds it up*
meadow: O___O
artime: what will happen in the next chappie? *pulls string*
conch shell: find out soon
artime: but we wanna find out NOW!!! *pulls string*
conch: please review
artime/meadow: HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL OGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGGAGAHH!! *makes the noises
like spongebob and patrick* (I don't OWN spongebob so don't SUE!!!-artime)