~*~ Embarrassment 'R' Us ~*~

As the new day bloomed, the birds were singing cheerful melodies, and Kitty, April and Ruby were on their way to Kaiba Corp. As they walked up to the small park outside they stopped dead in their tracks and looked up slowly at the mother of all buildings. "Jesus", "Whoa" and "Bloody hell" were just some of the comments that the three girls said while they slowly moved towards the entrance. In the main lobby of Kaiba Corp. stood Kaiba and Mr. born, awaiting the three new arrivals. "Good morning" Ruby said cheerfully. "Good afternoon" April said, wile she looked around. "Good evening" Kitty added with an innocent smile. Seto and Mr. Born stood for a second, getting their heads around what the girls had said. "And all the above to you girls" Mr. born said cheerfully, "Now we've called a security staff meeting" he added before getting cut off by April whit her "Why?". "Well since you're going to be bodyguards you need to work with the others. You need to know them and they need to know you so they don't shoot you" Kaiba snorted coldly. April just stared at him as if to say 'ha ha so funny' sarcastically. "Girls you three are going to be Mr. Kaibas' personal bodyguards. Which means you'll be closer than the other normal ones" Mr. born said happily, trying to balance Seto's harshness. "Anyway let's go to the board room" Seto said as he walked towards the lift. Ruby, Kitty and April looked at each other and then followed Seto and Mr. born to through the corridor.

When they got to the lift April paused "Um, are there stairs here?" she asked worriedly. "Why?" Seto inquired. "She's afraid of lifts" Ruby informed. "Well you'll have to walk up 11 flights of stairs" Seto said with a cold grin. "April come in the lift and walk down the stairs" Kitty said in a mature reasonably voice. April sighed, took a deep breath and reluctantly went into the lift. As the doors closed she began to sing; "Jingle bells Batman smells, Robin flew away! Zippidy doo daa Zippidy yey, my O my what a wonderful day". Everyone looked at here strangely, and when April noticed she looked up at them. "What?" she said blankly. For that she got raised eyebrows as a reply.

After three more verses of Zippidy Doo Daa from April the lift finally stopped on the eleventh floor and opened its' doors smoothly and, of course, April was the first one out. The others walked out behind Seto and followed him down the corridor. "This won't take long. When the meeting is over, a guide will show you around the building" Mr. Born said happily as they neared a big wooden double door. Seto threw the doors open and made all the people inside have heart attacks, as they rushed to stand in a line. "Impressive" Ruby said with raised eyebrows. At that Seto gave a cold smirk that April found amusing. Seto walked to a long oak table in the centre of the room and sat down at the end in a comfy leather swivel chair, while Mr. Born shut the doors behind them. "Please be seated" Seto said commandingly. At that, everyone who was standing had sat down around the table except for Kitty, Ruby, April and Mr. Born. "This is a completely testosterone filled room" whispered Kitty to April and Ruby, as they nodded in agreement. "Girls" whispered Mr. Born, "Can we all move behind Mr. Kaiba" he said non-questioningly. April, Kitty and ruby moved reluctantly forward with Mr. Born walking behind them.

The room was huge, and all in an elegant oak style with gold finishes here and there. There was a fire place on one wall and a full-length mirror directly opposite on the other wall. Then there was the large double door they came through and opposite that at the other side of the room was a complete glass window covered by a rich burgundy curtain. Needless to say the room was fit for a king, which Ruby kindly pointed out and whispered to Kitty and April. And to which April's reply was "Yeah and I bet Kaiba thinks he is the king". This was followed by faint giggles from all three girls and a muffled chuckle from Mr. Born. Seto must have heard what Ruby and April had said because he turned in his chair slightly and smirked. At that April and Ruby looked at each other and tried not to laugh.

Then Seto addressed the all-male team sitting at the table. "Right" he began and immediately got interrupted by one of the senior security staff. "Mr. Kaiba, sir. Who are the..." started the man and then paused to give Kitty, April and Ruby a judging look before finishing his question, "The girls?" At this Seto glared at the rather big and built-in man with a bald head. "Maybe you'd let me speak so you can find out Mr. Richards, before getting fired!" Seto said with a slight increase in his voice to the end. "Yes sir, sorry sir" said Mr. Richards who glanced at the three girls and gave them the look of death. "Right, as you all know death threats have been coming in from the same person or persons. Due to this security has been stepped up all around the building and at my place of residence. Also due to this some people have announced and brought to my attention that we may need some extra... staff to the security team. With this it has been agreed that I would have three personal bodyguards who will go with me where ever I do." Seto said with a fixed face. "Even to the bathroom sir?" came a comment from somewhere near the end of the table, which made quite a few staff laugh and Seto just stare. "Is it to say that three people from this staff will be promoted to that position sir?" came another question from somewhere. "No" replied Seto briskly "Three people have already been assigned" he added. "Then why are we here sir?" Mr. Richards asked as he folded his arms. "I don't know why you're here Richards. Maybe it's because I haven't noticed your idiotism before" snapped Seto, "But for the rest of you, this meeting was called to introduce these three new members of the team" he added with a calmer cold voice. "Who are they?" called out someone from the middle. At this Seto sighed and took a deep breath, "Miss Kitty and Ruby Wilder and Miss April Devlin" he said trying not to pass out. Ruby, Kitty and April all gave a smile which was short-lived as the security staff sitting around the table all first had shocked expressions then burst out laughing. The three girls just stared. "This is embarrassing" Ruby said under her breath. "I want to go into my black hole right about now" April said in a whispering high pitched moan. "Why I'd like to kick a few of their back sides then ask them what's so funny" started Kitty in a mumbling 'they're going to die' tone. Seto leaned his head on his hand and covered his face, "That's enough! Everyone meet here at four o'clock. Now leave" he said getting agitated at the end. Everyone got up and made it for the door, as they exited the room most of them turned around to take one last look at the three girls and then laugh more. April Ruby and Kitty could hear them commenting about them as the doors were shutting. There was a long, long silence in the room, until Mr. Born finally spoke up; "Okay... I think we should give them a tour of the building sir". Seto turned around in his chair and got up, "I think that's a good idea Born. Let's go" he said as he walked towards the door. "I bet it gives him an ego boost when his trench coat blows like batman's cape" said Ruby out of nowhere. April and Kitty turned and stared at her. Then all three burst out laughing and followed Seto with Mr. born out of the dominating oak double doors and down the corridor from which they came.

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Hi people! I hope you are all enjoying this! Please do post reviews of what you think. Every comment is well appreciated!

I know I said updates often... But FF.net has been plotting a conspiracy against me! Only now has it graciously let me upload the long awaited Chapter 5! Domo FF.net!

And also school has been one other factor in the delay. *moan*

Anyway I hope you enjoy this! Because I love writing it! So, again, please post what you think ^_^
Love Akadia

P.S. If you think this was a slow chappie... That's because I thought I might put this introduction in a separate chapter... so it wouldn't make the next one dull.... Because the next one's a comic caper! Woo!