Jerry: After showing my first chapter to my friends they asked me to let
them do cameos, no forced me to do cameos, so the result is the first four
graduates are actually the names of my friends. And pretty soon they will
want bigger roles in this story.
Andy: Got that right, I want to be like the main bad guy of the story.
Jerry: (sighs) For the last time there is no plot, it is too confusing, I'm just writing off the top of my head.
Scott: Your story sucks then, who going to read them?
Jerry: You guys do
Scott: ...shut up!
FINAL FANTASY TACTICS
Chapter 2
The Celebration
(It's morning and Jerry is still in bed as Richie and Angela sneak in his room to wake him)
Jerry: (snores) mmy mmuffin mmm (snores some more)
Angela: I don't think this is a good idea.
Richie: What are you talking about?
Angela: I mean sneaking in his room and scaring the crap out of him
Richie: Oh that, I do that a lot to him (giggles softly), got the bucket of water?
Angela: yea
Richie: ... 1... 2... 3!
Jerry: wha!?... (Jumps out of bed in his pajamas soaked in water) what the! Why did you do that, now my bed is soaked.
Richie and Angela: (laughs out loud)
Richie: You got ssoaked
Jerry: Is today that day!
Angela: Yes it is.
Jerry: (yells with glee) oh yea! (Stops and realizes Richie and Angela are in his room) um what are you doing in my room?
Richie: We were ssent to get you up
Jerry: T.T well um can the both of you step out for a moment I need to get dressed.
Angela: Oh ok (They both walk out of the room)
Jerry: (Walks to his closet) I can't wait to draw my sword in battle (opens closet door and a whole bunch of cloths fall out on top of him) GAAHHHH!
(Later downstairs in the kitchen)
Mom: What are you wearing?
Jerry: You like it? I thought I tried something new (looks like Felix from Golden Sun 2.)
Mom: It's 93 degrees out there and your wearing a scarf, now put on your soldiers outfit right now.
Jerry: (disappointed) awww goes up stairs and changes.
(Angela and Richie wait in the kitchen.)
Richie: ... umm... got any more cookies?
Mom: *thomp* I'm sorry; I'm out of cookies.
Richie: (very disappointed) awww can you make ssome more, it's going to be a rough.
Mom: You'll be spending your days at the tavern and inns.
Richie: Really?
Mom: Yea
(Jerry comes down in his uniform)
Jerry: I hate this uniform I look like a palace guard for Prince Mewt.
Mom: Lol, you just look like your dad when he was your age?
Angela: We better hurry up or you'll be late for the graduation.
Jerry: Oh yea, come on lets go.
Richie: Right behind you.
(At the graduation party the Major of Cyril is giving a speech for the 5 graduates for this year)
Major: (looks like Ramza but with a light beard) I'd like to thank the 5 grads for this year and Making this small town proud. First up is Scott, his profession is Black mage, and do you have anything to say?
Scott: ...
Major: Oookay up next is Andy and he is a thief, come up here and take a bow.
Andy: (walks on stage and gloats about his future success for a minute) and I promise to make this town proud (interrupted by the Major.)
Major: Ok kid your holding up the ceremony.
Andy: Hmph (walks of the stage with the Major's wallet and whispers to himself) sucker.
Major: Hehe and next I'm proud to introduce my daughter Katie who is a white mage.
(Scott eyes turn into hearts as soon as he saw Katie)
Andy: Dude, you're drooling (juggles a couple bags of stolen gold)
Katie: I swear by the white mage oath I will be the best that I can be.
Major: Lets all give a hand for Katie.
Crowd: (claps)
Major: Up next is an Archer, Ty come on out here.
Ty: Hi everybody, how is it going, I'm doing fine.
Crowd: ...
Ty: umm k (walks and trips down the stage)
Andy, Scott, and Katie: (sweat droplet)
Ty: I'm ok!
Crowd: (laughs)
Major: Are you ok?
Ty: I'm o--
Major: Good to know and last on the list is Jerry the soldier.
(No one comes up)
Major: Last up on the list is Jerry.
Jerry: (runs through the crowd) Hey! I'm here, wait for me! (Jumps onto the stage) sorry I'm late.
Major: That's ok; lets just get on with the ceremony so I can go home.
Jerry: (looks at the audience) umm I'll do my best.
Random guy: Get off the stage!
Scott: (snickers)
Jerry: (walks off the stage)
Major: Give a round of applause for this year's graduates.
Crowd: (claps)
(Few minutes after the ceremony Jerry and friends meet outside the tavern)
Largo: Well done Jerry I'm proud of you, for a second there I thought that you were going to blow it big time, lol.
Richie: Well Jerry I guesss we sshould have a clan name.
Jerry: There has to be at least 6 members to become an official clan.
Richie: Oh.
Angela: Don't worry, we'll find people to join our clan.
Largo: Come on, everyone is waiting for you in side.
(They all enter the tavern; the scene was dark with many lit candles. And there were few people in the dining hall.)
Jerry: hey look my mom is over there.
(At Jerry's table)
Mom: It's really a coincident that your birthday is on the same day as the graduation.
Richie: Yea I thought that was weird.
(A Viera waiter walks to the table)
Waiter: (passes out menus) Hello I'll be your waiter for this evening, what will it be?
Mom: I'll have the gedegg soup.
Jerry: same here.
Richie: me too, and put bell pepperss please.
Angela: make that four.
Waiter: and the usual for you Largo?
Largo: Yes please.
Waiter: So it'll be for gedegg soups, 3 regular, 1 spicy and the Lixer for Largo, I'll be back with your order. (Walks into the kitchen)
Jerry: What's a lixer Largo?
Largo: It taste like an elixir but is blended with alcohol, very good.
Mom: I don't want you having any of that, you too young!
Jerry: Ok (crosses his fingers behind his back)
(The waiter walks out of the kitchen with a platter in her hands)
Richie: Ooh here's our food, and it smells good too.
Waiter: Here you go, please enjoy (passes out food)
(While they all eat, the Pubmaster walks on stage to introduce the house band)
Pubmaster: Hello all, we are proud to introduce the house band, The Roaming Chocobo Experience!
(Curtain splits and the band appears ready to play)
Gusto: Hey thanks and for having us here tonight ((Gusto is a human who plays the synthesizer))
Nallix: ((A No Mu who sounds like Ozzy Ozborn that plays the drums)) (twirls drums sticks in his hands) I've been waiting for this for a while.
Eldena: Guitar is ready to rock! ((A Viera who plays the guitar))
Kabloo: Kupo! ((A moogle that plays any wind instrument))
Gusto: Ok Kabloo
(They start to play and everyone is tapping their toes and snapping their fingers)
Mom: Here's your cake
Jerry: Cool!
Mom: Make a wish and blow out the candles
(Jerry takes a deep breath and moves his face closer to the cake and the candles flames get bigger and burn his face)
Jerry: AHHHHH! (He swings his hand back and forth trying to cool down his face)
Richie: Don't worry (grabs Jerry's glass of water and throws the water in it at Jerry) did that help?
Jerry: thanks a lot.
Angela: Let me help (her right hand starts glowing white as she places it on to Jerry's forehead and the burn marks are gone) all better.
(At Scott's table he and his friends but Katie are laughing insanely)
Scott: Oh man, that was so funny! Did you see the look on his face? That's one for the book.
Katie: You are just... EVIL
Scott: Yes I am
Andy: Its must be great to be a black mage, you get to manipulate fire, and torment people.
Scott: yep
(Back at Jerry's table)
Mom: Are you ok?
Jerry: Yea I'm fine
Richie: Lets continue on with the party
(4 hours of partying has gone by)
Richie: That was some good cake
Angela: Yea, you had about 9 slices.
Richie: So?
Gusto: we will be playing our last song for the night and this is titled (interrupted by a paladin and a few people walking into the pub)
Raven: It's that time again for some new requites.
Bangga: oh look, I count seven noobs in here
Raven: (screams to them) all right join Clan Borzoi, or die tonight
Angela: I'm too young to die
Jerry: I'm not going without a fight (faces Raven) I engage you!
Raven: HAHAHAHA I like you kid, my people against your people outside now (walks outside)
Mom: Why did you do that!
Jerry: You can't die in an engagement and besides; I live for the thrill of battle.
Richie: Nice going Jerry I'll fight with you
Angela: And so will I.
Largo: (nods) remember everything I taught you.
(Scott's friends walk up to Jerry as Scott still sits at the table)
Katie: We'll help
Ty: Yea I'll knock them all down with my ork arrows
Andy: And I'll pillage their KO'd bodies
Jerry: Alright lets go
(They all go outside)
Raven: HA I still laugh at you, all right come on out
(A monk, soldier, fencer, and two warriors come out surrounding Jerry's group, and a Judge appears out of nowhere)
Judge: Tonight's law is missile
Ty: Oh boy!
Andy: Darn and we had the advantage
Jerry: Sorry we don't want to risk you getting penalized (Ty goes back inside the Pub) oh well five to six isn't so bad. Ok spread out, Richie stay with me
Richie: Ok (straps on his knuckles) ready!
Jerry: We'll take out the warrior on the left, follow me (Jerry runs towards him followed by Richie) just like we practiced.
(Jerry gets behinds the warrior and swings his sword, the warrior dodges the attack as Richie comes in for a flying punch and knocks him back, then Jerry strikes at his ankle only to make him fall backwards, then Richie finishes it by launching a series of punches to his gut before he hits the ground)
Warrior 1: boss don't under estimate these kids. *THUD* X.X
Jerry: All right that was easy (sees a soldier sneaking up on Richie) watch out! (Pushes Richie out way and takes the attack to his right arm) GAAAAAAH
Richie: NOOOOO!!! (Grabs the soldier's arm and uses his whirlwind technique flinging him towards Ravens direction.
Raven: what?!? (Jumps out of the way as the soldier hits the wall behind him) There just children! Get them now!
(A cure spell is launched at Jerry healing his wounds)
Jerry: whoa, my arm doesn't hurt anymore
Angela: now's not the time Jerry get up!
Jerry: ok, Richie lets go (they run towards the fencer)
Andy: (comes out behind the building) heh it's pillaging time. (Pillages the KO'd warrior)
(Jerry and Richie run hastily towards the fencer as she readies her rapier. Richie runs throws his punch as she swipes at him but Jerry blocks the attack with his sword as Richie makes contact with her face and she staggers back with her down, then she looks up and Richie comes through with an uppercut. The back of her head hits the house and is KO'd.
Raven: Yikes there tough... guess I'll have to end this now (runs towards them)
(Meanwhile, the second warrior has discovered Katie hiding behind a crate. The warrior raises his sword and prepares to finish off the white mage)
Katie: EEEEEKKKKK!!!
(Suddenly a wall of flame comes in between them and stops the attack, and then Scott comes from around the house)
Scott: no one and I mean NO ONE messes with my girl (his eyes start glowing a bright yellow and is surrounded by flames)
Warrior 2: uh-oh (runs away)
Scott: IT'S TOO LATE TO RUN (launches the flames at the warrior and is engulfed in fire)
Warrior 2: WATER!
Katie: put out the fire you just started!
Scott: but but (Katie gives him the puppy dog look) oh all right. (Launches an icy wind at him and the fire is put out)
Katie: now, was it that bad?
Scott: (disappointed) but I wanted to see him burn!
Warrior:
(Andy runs by chased by the monk and jumps onto a couple of crates where he can't reach him)
Andy: oh no! I'm trapped please don't hurt me I despise pain. Tell you what I will give you all my gil and all the stuff that I stole. (Hands him all the gold and stuff)
Monk: thanks now I can buy me a new set of knuckles (walks off)
Andy: sucker (jumps off the crates and behind the monk and back stabs him) *CRITICAL STAB*
Monk: (Falls)
Andy: (takes back stuff and the monks gil)
(Back to the fight with Jerry and Richie)
Jerry and Richie: (both of them are striked with one swoop by Raven's sword) AAAAHHHHHH
Raven: stupid kids (starts swinging at Jerry as Jerry is backing up into the wall)
Richie: (comes up from behind prepares to strike Raven)
Raven: (uses Saint Cross to knock Richie back)
Scott: (runs around the corner to see that Jerry is in trouble) uh-oh (starts to conjure a fire spell)
Angela: Runs up to Raven and smacks him in the face with a force of 20 bricks
Raven: you can't do that... you're a white mage
Angela: that doesn't mean I can't kick your butt you meany.
Raven: grrr I'll finish you all off (starts to cast Saint Cross but is cut off by Scott's fire spell) MY HATS ON FIRE!
Jerry: now is are chance, everybody attack (slashes Raven in the back, Richie comes up and punches him in the gut, Angela hits him in the face again, and Scott's shooting flames at Raven)
Raven: I won't forget you kids!! (Falls to the ground)
(A few minutes after the fight, all members of Borzoi is hand cuffed)
Judge: thanks for apprehending these criminals (faces the Borzoi members) all right move out You low lives.
Andy: what no reward, after all that!?!
Judge: this wasn't an official clan so no reward for the fight but for the capture for these hoodlums, here is 1000 gil
Andy: cool (takes money)
Raven: you'll never catch me (takes paper clip from under his sleeves and undo the cuffs and takes off into the woods)
Jerry: he's getting away
Judge: not again (takes back money and takes off)
Andy: HEY!
Katie: easy come easy go I guess
Mom: (comes out onto the streets) are you ok!
Jerry: T.T yes mom *yawn* I want to get some sleep
Mom: ok, oh I also got an errand for you to run tomorrow
Jerry: ok Mom (everybody goes home and takes a much deserved rest)
All right that's it for chapter 3, tune in next time. Stay tuned for chapter 3
Scott: The Roaming Chocobo Experience? I can understand the wind instruments but guitars, Drums, and a synthesizer!
Jerry: I can very well explain it all, Somewhere in Ivalice is a place call Moogle Tech Industries, And the music department is responsible for these new instruments.
Andy: are you making this up?
Jerry: yea, but I'm putting as much resources and logic of the game behind this Idea
Andy: I have a lot of questions but it would take up 3 more pages so I won't ask.
Ty: (walks in) you screwed my over!
Jerry: what? Oh that, don't worry you'll get your chance.
Ty: I better! (Storms out)
Andy: Got that right, I want to be like the main bad guy of the story.
Jerry: (sighs) For the last time there is no plot, it is too confusing, I'm just writing off the top of my head.
Scott: Your story sucks then, who going to read them?
Jerry: You guys do
Scott: ...shut up!
FINAL FANTASY TACTICS
Chapter 2
The Celebration
(It's morning and Jerry is still in bed as Richie and Angela sneak in his room to wake him)
Jerry: (snores) mmy mmuffin mmm (snores some more)
Angela: I don't think this is a good idea.
Richie: What are you talking about?
Angela: I mean sneaking in his room and scaring the crap out of him
Richie: Oh that, I do that a lot to him (giggles softly), got the bucket of water?
Angela: yea
Richie: ... 1... 2... 3!
Jerry: wha!?... (Jumps out of bed in his pajamas soaked in water) what the! Why did you do that, now my bed is soaked.
Richie and Angela: (laughs out loud)
Richie: You got ssoaked
Jerry: Is today that day!
Angela: Yes it is.
Jerry: (yells with glee) oh yea! (Stops and realizes Richie and Angela are in his room) um what are you doing in my room?
Richie: We were ssent to get you up
Jerry: T.T well um can the both of you step out for a moment I need to get dressed.
Angela: Oh ok (They both walk out of the room)
Jerry: (Walks to his closet) I can't wait to draw my sword in battle (opens closet door and a whole bunch of cloths fall out on top of him) GAAHHHH!
(Later downstairs in the kitchen)
Mom: What are you wearing?
Jerry: You like it? I thought I tried something new (looks like Felix from Golden Sun 2.)
Mom: It's 93 degrees out there and your wearing a scarf, now put on your soldiers outfit right now.
Jerry: (disappointed) awww goes up stairs and changes.
(Angela and Richie wait in the kitchen.)
Richie: ... umm... got any more cookies?
Mom: *thomp* I'm sorry; I'm out of cookies.
Richie: (very disappointed) awww can you make ssome more, it's going to be a rough.
Mom: You'll be spending your days at the tavern and inns.
Richie: Really?
Mom: Yea
(Jerry comes down in his uniform)
Jerry: I hate this uniform I look like a palace guard for Prince Mewt.
Mom: Lol, you just look like your dad when he was your age?
Angela: We better hurry up or you'll be late for the graduation.
Jerry: Oh yea, come on lets go.
Richie: Right behind you.
(At the graduation party the Major of Cyril is giving a speech for the 5 graduates for this year)
Major: (looks like Ramza but with a light beard) I'd like to thank the 5 grads for this year and Making this small town proud. First up is Scott, his profession is Black mage, and do you have anything to say?
Scott: ...
Major: Oookay up next is Andy and he is a thief, come up here and take a bow.
Andy: (walks on stage and gloats about his future success for a minute) and I promise to make this town proud (interrupted by the Major.)
Major: Ok kid your holding up the ceremony.
Andy: Hmph (walks of the stage with the Major's wallet and whispers to himself) sucker.
Major: Hehe and next I'm proud to introduce my daughter Katie who is a white mage.
(Scott eyes turn into hearts as soon as he saw Katie)
Andy: Dude, you're drooling (juggles a couple bags of stolen gold)
Katie: I swear by the white mage oath I will be the best that I can be.
Major: Lets all give a hand for Katie.
Crowd: (claps)
Major: Up next is an Archer, Ty come on out here.
Ty: Hi everybody, how is it going, I'm doing fine.
Crowd: ...
Ty: umm k (walks and trips down the stage)
Andy, Scott, and Katie: (sweat droplet)
Ty: I'm ok!
Crowd: (laughs)
Major: Are you ok?
Ty: I'm o--
Major: Good to know and last on the list is Jerry the soldier.
(No one comes up)
Major: Last up on the list is Jerry.
Jerry: (runs through the crowd) Hey! I'm here, wait for me! (Jumps onto the stage) sorry I'm late.
Major: That's ok; lets just get on with the ceremony so I can go home.
Jerry: (looks at the audience) umm I'll do my best.
Random guy: Get off the stage!
Scott: (snickers)
Jerry: (walks off the stage)
Major: Give a round of applause for this year's graduates.
Crowd: (claps)
(Few minutes after the ceremony Jerry and friends meet outside the tavern)
Largo: Well done Jerry I'm proud of you, for a second there I thought that you were going to blow it big time, lol.
Richie: Well Jerry I guesss we sshould have a clan name.
Jerry: There has to be at least 6 members to become an official clan.
Richie: Oh.
Angela: Don't worry, we'll find people to join our clan.
Largo: Come on, everyone is waiting for you in side.
(They all enter the tavern; the scene was dark with many lit candles. And there were few people in the dining hall.)
Jerry: hey look my mom is over there.
(At Jerry's table)
Mom: It's really a coincident that your birthday is on the same day as the graduation.
Richie: Yea I thought that was weird.
(A Viera waiter walks to the table)
Waiter: (passes out menus) Hello I'll be your waiter for this evening, what will it be?
Mom: I'll have the gedegg soup.
Jerry: same here.
Richie: me too, and put bell pepperss please.
Angela: make that four.
Waiter: and the usual for you Largo?
Largo: Yes please.
Waiter: So it'll be for gedegg soups, 3 regular, 1 spicy and the Lixer for Largo, I'll be back with your order. (Walks into the kitchen)
Jerry: What's a lixer Largo?
Largo: It taste like an elixir but is blended with alcohol, very good.
Mom: I don't want you having any of that, you too young!
Jerry: Ok (crosses his fingers behind his back)
(The waiter walks out of the kitchen with a platter in her hands)
Richie: Ooh here's our food, and it smells good too.
Waiter: Here you go, please enjoy (passes out food)
(While they all eat, the Pubmaster walks on stage to introduce the house band)
Pubmaster: Hello all, we are proud to introduce the house band, The Roaming Chocobo Experience!
(Curtain splits and the band appears ready to play)
Gusto: Hey thanks and for having us here tonight ((Gusto is a human who plays the synthesizer))
Nallix: ((A No Mu who sounds like Ozzy Ozborn that plays the drums)) (twirls drums sticks in his hands) I've been waiting for this for a while.
Eldena: Guitar is ready to rock! ((A Viera who plays the guitar))
Kabloo: Kupo! ((A moogle that plays any wind instrument))
Gusto: Ok Kabloo
(They start to play and everyone is tapping their toes and snapping their fingers)
Mom: Here's your cake
Jerry: Cool!
Mom: Make a wish and blow out the candles
(Jerry takes a deep breath and moves his face closer to the cake and the candles flames get bigger and burn his face)
Jerry: AHHHHH! (He swings his hand back and forth trying to cool down his face)
Richie: Don't worry (grabs Jerry's glass of water and throws the water in it at Jerry) did that help?
Jerry: thanks a lot.
Angela: Let me help (her right hand starts glowing white as she places it on to Jerry's forehead and the burn marks are gone) all better.
(At Scott's table he and his friends but Katie are laughing insanely)
Scott: Oh man, that was so funny! Did you see the look on his face? That's one for the book.
Katie: You are just... EVIL
Scott: Yes I am
Andy: Its must be great to be a black mage, you get to manipulate fire, and torment people.
Scott: yep
(Back at Jerry's table)
Mom: Are you ok?
Jerry: Yea I'm fine
Richie: Lets continue on with the party
(4 hours of partying has gone by)
Richie: That was some good cake
Angela: Yea, you had about 9 slices.
Richie: So?
Gusto: we will be playing our last song for the night and this is titled (interrupted by a paladin and a few people walking into the pub)
Raven: It's that time again for some new requites.
Bangga: oh look, I count seven noobs in here
Raven: (screams to them) all right join Clan Borzoi, or die tonight
Angela: I'm too young to die
Jerry: I'm not going without a fight (faces Raven) I engage you!
Raven: HAHAHAHA I like you kid, my people against your people outside now (walks outside)
Mom: Why did you do that!
Jerry: You can't die in an engagement and besides; I live for the thrill of battle.
Richie: Nice going Jerry I'll fight with you
Angela: And so will I.
Largo: (nods) remember everything I taught you.
(Scott's friends walk up to Jerry as Scott still sits at the table)
Katie: We'll help
Ty: Yea I'll knock them all down with my ork arrows
Andy: And I'll pillage their KO'd bodies
Jerry: Alright lets go
(They all go outside)
Raven: HA I still laugh at you, all right come on out
(A monk, soldier, fencer, and two warriors come out surrounding Jerry's group, and a Judge appears out of nowhere)
Judge: Tonight's law is missile
Ty: Oh boy!
Andy: Darn and we had the advantage
Jerry: Sorry we don't want to risk you getting penalized (Ty goes back inside the Pub) oh well five to six isn't so bad. Ok spread out, Richie stay with me
Richie: Ok (straps on his knuckles) ready!
Jerry: We'll take out the warrior on the left, follow me (Jerry runs towards him followed by Richie) just like we practiced.
(Jerry gets behinds the warrior and swings his sword, the warrior dodges the attack as Richie comes in for a flying punch and knocks him back, then Jerry strikes at his ankle only to make him fall backwards, then Richie finishes it by launching a series of punches to his gut before he hits the ground)
Warrior 1: boss don't under estimate these kids. *THUD* X.X
Jerry: All right that was easy (sees a soldier sneaking up on Richie) watch out! (Pushes Richie out way and takes the attack to his right arm) GAAAAAAH
Richie: NOOOOO!!! (Grabs the soldier's arm and uses his whirlwind technique flinging him towards Ravens direction.
Raven: what?!? (Jumps out of the way as the soldier hits the wall behind him) There just children! Get them now!
(A cure spell is launched at Jerry healing his wounds)
Jerry: whoa, my arm doesn't hurt anymore
Angela: now's not the time Jerry get up!
Jerry: ok, Richie lets go (they run towards the fencer)
Andy: (comes out behind the building) heh it's pillaging time. (Pillages the KO'd warrior)
(Jerry and Richie run hastily towards the fencer as she readies her rapier. Richie runs throws his punch as she swipes at him but Jerry blocks the attack with his sword as Richie makes contact with her face and she staggers back with her down, then she looks up and Richie comes through with an uppercut. The back of her head hits the house and is KO'd.
Raven: Yikes there tough... guess I'll have to end this now (runs towards them)
(Meanwhile, the second warrior has discovered Katie hiding behind a crate. The warrior raises his sword and prepares to finish off the white mage)
Katie: EEEEEKKKKK!!!
(Suddenly a wall of flame comes in between them and stops the attack, and then Scott comes from around the house)
Scott: no one and I mean NO ONE messes with my girl (his eyes start glowing a bright yellow and is surrounded by flames)
Warrior 2: uh-oh (runs away)
Scott: IT'S TOO LATE TO RUN (launches the flames at the warrior and is engulfed in fire)
Warrior 2: WATER!
Katie: put out the fire you just started!
Scott: but but (Katie gives him the puppy dog look) oh all right. (Launches an icy wind at him and the fire is put out)
Katie: now, was it that bad?
Scott: (disappointed) but I wanted to see him burn!
Warrior:
(Andy runs by chased by the monk and jumps onto a couple of crates where he can't reach him)
Andy: oh no! I'm trapped please don't hurt me I despise pain. Tell you what I will give you all my gil and all the stuff that I stole. (Hands him all the gold and stuff)
Monk: thanks now I can buy me a new set of knuckles (walks off)
Andy: sucker (jumps off the crates and behind the monk and back stabs him) *CRITICAL STAB*
Monk: (Falls)
Andy: (takes back stuff and the monks gil)
(Back to the fight with Jerry and Richie)
Jerry and Richie: (both of them are striked with one swoop by Raven's sword) AAAAHHHHHH
Raven: stupid kids (starts swinging at Jerry as Jerry is backing up into the wall)
Richie: (comes up from behind prepares to strike Raven)
Raven: (uses Saint Cross to knock Richie back)
Scott: (runs around the corner to see that Jerry is in trouble) uh-oh (starts to conjure a fire spell)
Angela: Runs up to Raven and smacks him in the face with a force of 20 bricks
Raven: you can't do that... you're a white mage
Angela: that doesn't mean I can't kick your butt you meany.
Raven: grrr I'll finish you all off (starts to cast Saint Cross but is cut off by Scott's fire spell) MY HATS ON FIRE!
Jerry: now is are chance, everybody attack (slashes Raven in the back, Richie comes up and punches him in the gut, Angela hits him in the face again, and Scott's shooting flames at Raven)
Raven: I won't forget you kids!! (Falls to the ground)
(A few minutes after the fight, all members of Borzoi is hand cuffed)
Judge: thanks for apprehending these criminals (faces the Borzoi members) all right move out You low lives.
Andy: what no reward, after all that!?!
Judge: this wasn't an official clan so no reward for the fight but for the capture for these hoodlums, here is 1000 gil
Andy: cool (takes money)
Raven: you'll never catch me (takes paper clip from under his sleeves and undo the cuffs and takes off into the woods)
Jerry: he's getting away
Judge: not again (takes back money and takes off)
Andy: HEY!
Katie: easy come easy go I guess
Mom: (comes out onto the streets) are you ok!
Jerry: T.T yes mom *yawn* I want to get some sleep
Mom: ok, oh I also got an errand for you to run tomorrow
Jerry: ok Mom (everybody goes home and takes a much deserved rest)
All right that's it for chapter 3, tune in next time. Stay tuned for chapter 3
Scott: The Roaming Chocobo Experience? I can understand the wind instruments but guitars, Drums, and a synthesizer!
Jerry: I can very well explain it all, Somewhere in Ivalice is a place call Moogle Tech Industries, And the music department is responsible for these new instruments.
Andy: are you making this up?
Jerry: yea, but I'm putting as much resources and logic of the game behind this Idea
Andy: I have a lot of questions but it would take up 3 more pages so I won't ask.
Ty: (walks in) you screwed my over!
Jerry: what? Oh that, don't worry you'll get your chance.
Ty: I better! (Storms out)