Jerry: Chapter three is here!
Scott: Big deal
Andy: Yup, I get to criticize another piece of work.
Ty: You made me a loser!
Jerry: ... I'll pay you all 5 bucks to read it.
All: Ok
FINAL FANTASY TACTICS
Chapter 3
Running from the law
Jerry: (gets out of bed) *yawn* ow! (Rubs his left arm) My arm's still sore from that fight last night (walks to his closet and opens his door then his sword falls, the handle of the sword bonks him on the head) OW!
Mom: (calling from downstairs) oh you're finally up, hurry up your breakfast is getting cold.
Jerry: (K.O.ed) ah ook ma.
(After two minutes of recovering from his headache, Jerry goes down stairs in his uniform ready for any challenge the day has set for him)
Mom: (eating) foods cold.
Richie: These bisscuitss are good.
Jerry: Why are you here?
Richie: You sshould know that this is like a ssecond home to me.
Mom: You're always welcome here.
Richie: Thankss.
Mom: Hehe, oh yea I have a favor to ask of you.
Jerry: What is it?
Mom: I need you to deliver this box (points to the paper bag wrapped box on the floor next to the door) to the Roda hot springs resort.
Jerry: Sweet, I get to see my uncle Bernie.
Mom: Yep, it's very important that this box gets delivered.
Richie: What'ss in the box?
Mom: My special rocky road cookies.
Richie: (drools a little from the side of his mouth)
Mom: But they're not to be eaten by anyone else but him got it?
Richie: (snaps out of it) uh yea, I will guard the cookies with my life. (Runs to grab the box)
Jerry: (grabs box before Richie) come on cookie monster. (They leave to Angela's house)
Meanwhile at Angela's house
Angela: (in the cellar in meditation) (speaking in her mind) I'm sorry I lied to you Jerry, I haven't master life. But I will. (Folds her hands and slowly pulls them apart as a white orb appears then she starts to sweat. The orb gets bigger as she struggles to keep her strength stable.) Almost there. (Orb gets to the right size) yea I've done it. (Shrinks and disappears) awww shoot.
Priestess: (from the top of the stairs) even when you've got it in your hands, it takes more focus to maintain stable.
Angela: But it's so hard mother
Priestess: It's not hard, it takes dedication. Look at where I am now because I'm devoted myself to this Profession.
Angela: (lowers her head) I think sometimes that I'll never get it.
Priestess: (walks up to her and lifts up her head) don't worry you'll get it sooner or later.
Angela: Ok (someone knocks on the door) uh?
Priestess: That's Jerry and Richie
Angela: Is it?
Priestess: I know so; I'm psychic.
Angela: Cool
Priestess: Not really, they told me that they coming by at sun up
Angela: ... (goes upstairs and opens the door)
Jerry: Hey, we got our first mission
Angela: Cool what is it
Jerry: We're making a delivery to the Roda hot springs resort.
Angela: Do you think we'll spend a night there?
Jerry: Yea, my uncle works there.
Angela: Yay!
Richie: We're going the tavern for a couple of drinkss before we get going.
Jerry: Yea I'm parched.
(Scene transition)
Pubmaster: So that's three Cyril ice, two cherry, and one grape.
Jerry: Yep.
Angela: (Looks at a picture of a Moogle) hey look there's a wanted poster here. (Reads the poster) "Wanted, Conker the thief for murder, 100,000 gil reward", oh my, how horrible.
Jerry: It just goes to show you that the worlds not perfect.
Richie: That 100,000 gil does sound good (sips his drink)
Angela: lets hurry up and go. I can already feel the hot springs.
Jerry: Ok, lets move out.
(They all leave and make there way to Roda Volcano through the Giza Plains. They stop near a pond to enjoy the sunlight. In front of a hill)
Angela: Ahh it's so bright and sunny out today.
Jerry: Maybe we should stop for a break. I mean we've been walking for 2 straight hours.
Richie: Yess I agree, my feet hurt.
Angela: I want to go to the springs!
Jerry: Come on!
Angela: NO! (Stomach growls)
Richie: ... for once that wasn't me
Angela: Ehh... maybe we could stay for a while and get some thing to eat
Jerry: Ok (pulls out box of crackers from his bag) who wants some?
Richie: Crackers? Is that the best you can do?
Jerry: I also got some cheese and some ham in my mini icebox, with some water bottles.
Angela: If that's what we will be eating on our travels, I'd better learn to cook.
Jerry: Hey! It's the best I could do!
(Jerry and friends sit in the shade of a tree by the pond while eating a snack)
Richie: Worst lunch ever!
Jerry: It's better than nothing
Distant voice: HELP! *Kupo*!
Angela: Did you hear that?
Jerry: I heard that.
Angela: Just don't sit there let's go!
Jerry: Ok!
(The friends run over the hill to see that a thief moogle is running away from group of people)
Jerry: Angela, back us up with cure spells.
Angela: Ok
Jerry: Richie lets go.
Richie: Ok
(Jerry and Richie run down the hill while backed up by Angela's magic to defend the defenseless moogle. They stop in front of the group in a fighting stance)
Jerry: Picking on a defenseless moogle are you.
Richie: let uss even the oddss.
Moogle: Thank you, *kupo*.
Monk: You taking ssidess with the fugitive.
Jerry: No, I just don't like seeing people being out numbered.
Human Black Mage: Heh he thinks he take us on.
Soldier: look, we just want the moogle so we can get our money
Richie: huh? (Jerry and Richie both turn around and take a good look at the moogle and realize that it is Conker the thief moogle.) Uh Jerry what should we do?
Jerry: I don't know, I just don't know
Conker: Great now there after me too. *kupo*
Monk: GET THE MOOGLE!!! (They charge through Jerry and Richie to get to the moogle when Angela does a flying kick and knocks them into the pond)
Jerry: Angela?
Angela: What's wrong with you!
(They all run away and rest in a forest area)
Angela: Why were they chasing you?
Jerry: Uh Angela take a good look at him
Angela: (looks at him) oh you're Conker! Great were wanted criminals too!
Conker: (sighs) *kupo*.
Jerry: Why did you commit murder?
Conker: I didn't kill anyone. I was framed.
Richie: Are you telling uss the truth?
Conker: The problem with the system is that they just send you off to jail without question.
Angela: Yea, couldn't say it better. Tell us what happened.
Conker: Sure, *kupo*. I was in a great clan, truly honorable; we were like family, until another thief joined our ranks. I didn't trust him at all. I had a brother, James, a Mog knight; he was my only last relative. He'd always get into fights with the new guy.
(Flash back *insert sad flashback tune*)
(James and Conker are in a hotel room)
James: I don't trust him, and you shouldn't either, *kupo*.
Conker: Yea life was great before he showed up.
James: *kupo* it would seem there has been a dark cloud glooming over our clan.
Conker: ... It's getting late.
James: yea, see you in the morning.
(In the morning, Conker is the first one up and goes to wake his brother, but when he enters his room he notices a puddle of blood dripping from the bead) *kupo*! (He runs over and pulls the covers off the bed and finds his brother dead, just then the rest of the five members of the clan walked in the room and gasp).
Leader: ((whom is a fighter)) what happened here!
Conker: Somebody killed my brother! *kupo*.
(After about 7 minutes, the judges appear on the scene doing detective work in the inn. Which included asking questions, doing searches and other detective stuff).
Judge 1: (questioning Conker) when was the last time you saw him?
Conker: It was last night before we headed off to bed.
(The Judge continued to ask him questions as the second judge found something in Conker's Room.
Judge 2: (Holding up a bloody killing edge) Hey boss who does this belong to?
Conker: *kupo*, how did blood get on that?
Judge 1: (Looking suspiciously at Conker) hmm... (Shouts out to Judge 2) continue searching that room!
Judge 2: Aight (walks back in).
Conker: uhh
(4 minutes later)
Judge 2: (Walks out of the room with bloody moogle size clothing) Hey boss, it looked like if there was a struggle.
Judge 1: (pulls out some cuffs) Conker, you are under arrest for the murder of your brother.
Conker: *kupo*!! I didn't do it, leader help me out here.
Leader: sorry there's nothing I can do.
Conker: I'll prove I'm not guilty, (jumps on top of a table and them jumps to another one to grab the killing edge, and jumps out the window and continue running through town and out of it)
(End flashback)
Angela: what a sad story! I know your innocent now.
Conker: You're the first people to listen to my story so I can only trust you, will you help me?
Jerry: sure thing, but whom do you think did this to you?
Conker: I have a good hunch, but I have no proof. *kupo*
Jerry: Woo that story was long, its almost night time, hey Richie it's time for... (Sees Richie sleeping in his tent) bed.
Conker: guess this means I joined your clan
Angela: of course you are.
END OF CHAPTER 3
Scott: you finally put in a plot eh Jerry.
Jerry: it's not a plot
Scott: ...
Jerry: It's merely a side quest.
Ty: boring, not enough funny stuff.
Jerry: hey I can't be funny all the time like Scott.
Andy: Jerry doesn't have any resources for his stories.
Jerry: Sure I do (looks around and finds a toy gun and fires at Andy) oh my god I killed Andy! I'm a—
Andy: Lamo.
Scott: Big deal
Andy: Yup, I get to criticize another piece of work.
Ty: You made me a loser!
Jerry: ... I'll pay you all 5 bucks to read it.
All: Ok
FINAL FANTASY TACTICS
Chapter 3
Running from the law
Jerry: (gets out of bed) *yawn* ow! (Rubs his left arm) My arm's still sore from that fight last night (walks to his closet and opens his door then his sword falls, the handle of the sword bonks him on the head) OW!
Mom: (calling from downstairs) oh you're finally up, hurry up your breakfast is getting cold.
Jerry: (K.O.ed) ah ook ma.
(After two minutes of recovering from his headache, Jerry goes down stairs in his uniform ready for any challenge the day has set for him)
Mom: (eating) foods cold.
Richie: These bisscuitss are good.
Jerry: Why are you here?
Richie: You sshould know that this is like a ssecond home to me.
Mom: You're always welcome here.
Richie: Thankss.
Mom: Hehe, oh yea I have a favor to ask of you.
Jerry: What is it?
Mom: I need you to deliver this box (points to the paper bag wrapped box on the floor next to the door) to the Roda hot springs resort.
Jerry: Sweet, I get to see my uncle Bernie.
Mom: Yep, it's very important that this box gets delivered.
Richie: What'ss in the box?
Mom: My special rocky road cookies.
Richie: (drools a little from the side of his mouth)
Mom: But they're not to be eaten by anyone else but him got it?
Richie: (snaps out of it) uh yea, I will guard the cookies with my life. (Runs to grab the box)
Jerry: (grabs box before Richie) come on cookie monster. (They leave to Angela's house)
Meanwhile at Angela's house
Angela: (in the cellar in meditation) (speaking in her mind) I'm sorry I lied to you Jerry, I haven't master life. But I will. (Folds her hands and slowly pulls them apart as a white orb appears then she starts to sweat. The orb gets bigger as she struggles to keep her strength stable.) Almost there. (Orb gets to the right size) yea I've done it. (Shrinks and disappears) awww shoot.
Priestess: (from the top of the stairs) even when you've got it in your hands, it takes more focus to maintain stable.
Angela: But it's so hard mother
Priestess: It's not hard, it takes dedication. Look at where I am now because I'm devoted myself to this Profession.
Angela: (lowers her head) I think sometimes that I'll never get it.
Priestess: (walks up to her and lifts up her head) don't worry you'll get it sooner or later.
Angela: Ok (someone knocks on the door) uh?
Priestess: That's Jerry and Richie
Angela: Is it?
Priestess: I know so; I'm psychic.
Angela: Cool
Priestess: Not really, they told me that they coming by at sun up
Angela: ... (goes upstairs and opens the door)
Jerry: Hey, we got our first mission
Angela: Cool what is it
Jerry: We're making a delivery to the Roda hot springs resort.
Angela: Do you think we'll spend a night there?
Jerry: Yea, my uncle works there.
Angela: Yay!
Richie: We're going the tavern for a couple of drinkss before we get going.
Jerry: Yea I'm parched.
(Scene transition)
Pubmaster: So that's three Cyril ice, two cherry, and one grape.
Jerry: Yep.
Angela: (Looks at a picture of a Moogle) hey look there's a wanted poster here. (Reads the poster) "Wanted, Conker the thief for murder, 100,000 gil reward", oh my, how horrible.
Jerry: It just goes to show you that the worlds not perfect.
Richie: That 100,000 gil does sound good (sips his drink)
Angela: lets hurry up and go. I can already feel the hot springs.
Jerry: Ok, lets move out.
(They all leave and make there way to Roda Volcano through the Giza Plains. They stop near a pond to enjoy the sunlight. In front of a hill)
Angela: Ahh it's so bright and sunny out today.
Jerry: Maybe we should stop for a break. I mean we've been walking for 2 straight hours.
Richie: Yess I agree, my feet hurt.
Angela: I want to go to the springs!
Jerry: Come on!
Angela: NO! (Stomach growls)
Richie: ... for once that wasn't me
Angela: Ehh... maybe we could stay for a while and get some thing to eat
Jerry: Ok (pulls out box of crackers from his bag) who wants some?
Richie: Crackers? Is that the best you can do?
Jerry: I also got some cheese and some ham in my mini icebox, with some water bottles.
Angela: If that's what we will be eating on our travels, I'd better learn to cook.
Jerry: Hey! It's the best I could do!
(Jerry and friends sit in the shade of a tree by the pond while eating a snack)
Richie: Worst lunch ever!
Jerry: It's better than nothing
Distant voice: HELP! *Kupo*!
Angela: Did you hear that?
Jerry: I heard that.
Angela: Just don't sit there let's go!
Jerry: Ok!
(The friends run over the hill to see that a thief moogle is running away from group of people)
Jerry: Angela, back us up with cure spells.
Angela: Ok
Jerry: Richie lets go.
Richie: Ok
(Jerry and Richie run down the hill while backed up by Angela's magic to defend the defenseless moogle. They stop in front of the group in a fighting stance)
Jerry: Picking on a defenseless moogle are you.
Richie: let uss even the oddss.
Moogle: Thank you, *kupo*.
Monk: You taking ssidess with the fugitive.
Jerry: No, I just don't like seeing people being out numbered.
Human Black Mage: Heh he thinks he take us on.
Soldier: look, we just want the moogle so we can get our money
Richie: huh? (Jerry and Richie both turn around and take a good look at the moogle and realize that it is Conker the thief moogle.) Uh Jerry what should we do?
Jerry: I don't know, I just don't know
Conker: Great now there after me too. *kupo*
Monk: GET THE MOOGLE!!! (They charge through Jerry and Richie to get to the moogle when Angela does a flying kick and knocks them into the pond)
Jerry: Angela?
Angela: What's wrong with you!
(They all run away and rest in a forest area)
Angela: Why were they chasing you?
Jerry: Uh Angela take a good look at him
Angela: (looks at him) oh you're Conker! Great were wanted criminals too!
Conker: (sighs) *kupo*.
Jerry: Why did you commit murder?
Conker: I didn't kill anyone. I was framed.
Richie: Are you telling uss the truth?
Conker: The problem with the system is that they just send you off to jail without question.
Angela: Yea, couldn't say it better. Tell us what happened.
Conker: Sure, *kupo*. I was in a great clan, truly honorable; we were like family, until another thief joined our ranks. I didn't trust him at all. I had a brother, James, a Mog knight; he was my only last relative. He'd always get into fights with the new guy.
(Flash back *insert sad flashback tune*)
(James and Conker are in a hotel room)
James: I don't trust him, and you shouldn't either, *kupo*.
Conker: Yea life was great before he showed up.
James: *kupo* it would seem there has been a dark cloud glooming over our clan.
Conker: ... It's getting late.
James: yea, see you in the morning.
(In the morning, Conker is the first one up and goes to wake his brother, but when he enters his room he notices a puddle of blood dripping from the bead) *kupo*! (He runs over and pulls the covers off the bed and finds his brother dead, just then the rest of the five members of the clan walked in the room and gasp).
Leader: ((whom is a fighter)) what happened here!
Conker: Somebody killed my brother! *kupo*.
(After about 7 minutes, the judges appear on the scene doing detective work in the inn. Which included asking questions, doing searches and other detective stuff).
Judge 1: (questioning Conker) when was the last time you saw him?
Conker: It was last night before we headed off to bed.
(The Judge continued to ask him questions as the second judge found something in Conker's Room.
Judge 2: (Holding up a bloody killing edge) Hey boss who does this belong to?
Conker: *kupo*, how did blood get on that?
Judge 1: (Looking suspiciously at Conker) hmm... (Shouts out to Judge 2) continue searching that room!
Judge 2: Aight (walks back in).
Conker: uhh
(4 minutes later)
Judge 2: (Walks out of the room with bloody moogle size clothing) Hey boss, it looked like if there was a struggle.
Judge 1: (pulls out some cuffs) Conker, you are under arrest for the murder of your brother.
Conker: *kupo*!! I didn't do it, leader help me out here.
Leader: sorry there's nothing I can do.
Conker: I'll prove I'm not guilty, (jumps on top of a table and them jumps to another one to grab the killing edge, and jumps out the window and continue running through town and out of it)
(End flashback)
Angela: what a sad story! I know your innocent now.
Conker: You're the first people to listen to my story so I can only trust you, will you help me?
Jerry: sure thing, but whom do you think did this to you?
Conker: I have a good hunch, but I have no proof. *kupo*
Jerry: Woo that story was long, its almost night time, hey Richie it's time for... (Sees Richie sleeping in his tent) bed.
Conker: guess this means I joined your clan
Angela: of course you are.
END OF CHAPTER 3
Scott: you finally put in a plot eh Jerry.
Jerry: it's not a plot
Scott: ...
Jerry: It's merely a side quest.
Ty: boring, not enough funny stuff.
Jerry: hey I can't be funny all the time like Scott.
Andy: Jerry doesn't have any resources for his stories.
Jerry: Sure I do (looks around and finds a toy gun and fires at Andy) oh my god I killed Andy! I'm a—
Andy: Lamo.