Double Date: Black Mail!

Anime.Pinay: I'm lazy today so I'll say the disclaimer fast

Anime.Pinay's Thoughts: Man I hate my job...

Anime.Pinay: Idon'townanythingbutcynthia&theideas!idontevenownSelina'causeshe'sarealperson! [translation: I don't own anyhing but Cynthia & the Ideas.I don't even own Selina 'cause she's a real person]

Cynthia: Hello Anime.Pinay!

Anime.Pinay: What do you want?

Selina: Why are you mad?

Anime.Pinay: Because, This the third time I had to write this?

Cynthia: Write what?

Anime.Pinay: This chapter!

Selina: Why?

Anime.Pinay: Because my floppies won't work! I had to throw them in the garbage!

Cynthia: You wanna know why on edate is already 6 chapters long?

Anime.Pinay: Not really...

Selina: We'll tell you any way! ^^

Cynthia & Selina: (take a deep breath & looks serious) Because you told us to! ^^

Anime.Pinay: (falls anime style) I can kill you now if I wanted to!

Cynthia: But we're the same person...

Anime.Pinay: I'll commit Suicide

Selina: Anyway...Here's the stor--

Anime.Pinay & Cynthia: We're the Autoresses! We say that!

Selina: Okie Dokie!

Anime.Pinay & Cynthia: Now Here's the story!

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Cynthia: You know what?

Selina: What?

Cynthia: We have great blackmailing Material!

Selina: Like what?

Cynthia: We have proof Kurama & Hiei name thier weapons!

Selina: And don't we have footage of Hiei getting hair treatment tips from Vegeta?

Cynthia: Yupperoo! Plus I got footage of Kurama in the shower soinging & dancing!

Selina: Kewlies!

Cynthia: wanna threaten them into being our boyfriends?

Selina: Sure! ^^

Kurama: If you forgotten we are right here!

Hiei: Hai, Baka Nigen shojo! [Translation: Yes, Stupid Human girls]

Cynthia: Then we don't have to repeat ourselves do we?

Kurama: How did you get t hat information?

Hiei: I bet they spy on us (being sarcastic)

Selina: Yupperooies!

Hiei: I was kidding when I said that.

Selina: I wasn't!

Cynthia: Anyway... Kurama, did you here what I got footage of you doing?

Kurama: Me in the shower?

Selina: Singing & Dancing!

Cynthia: And falling on soap!

Kurama: Gulp...What are you gonna do with it?

Cynthia & Selina: We're gonna put it online!

Hiei: Please be joking!

Selina: Sorry! It's 50% true!

Kurama: And what about the other 50%?

Cynthia: We're gonna hack & e-mail it to EVERYONE!

Selina & Cynthia: Bwhahaha!

Kurama: Please don't!

Selina: Nope

Kurama: (goes up to Cynthia & puts his arm around her shoulder) PWEAZE!

Cynthia: nope!

Kurama: Pweaty Pweaze!

Cynthia: Be boyfriend & then we'll talk!

Selina: Samething goes for you, Hiei!

Hiei: NEVAR!

Selina: PWEAZE!

Hiei: That didn't work with Kurama & Cynthia do you think that'll work with me?

Selina: PWEATY PWEATY PWEATY PWEAZE!

Hiei: NO!

Selina: Why am a begging? I can ruin your life!

Hiei: Just because you have me....?

Selina: GETTING HAIR-TREATMENT TIPS FROM VEGETA!

Hiei: You suck!

Selina: You short!

Cynthia: Since Kurama-kun's not gonna be my boyfriend! I'll publish it!

Kurama: NOOOO!

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Anime.Pinay: So will Cynthia blackmail?

Selina: YUPPER!

Cynthia: I'm the authoress I'll deside!

Anime.Pinay: You know what!

Selina: what?

Anime.Pinay: I gotta thank people!

Cynthia: Like?

Anime.Pinay: Like FireNeko & Artimie!

Selina: Why?

Anime.Pinay: Because they both reviewed twice or more! I gotta do something for you...Let me think...