At dusk in Middle-Earth, somewhere above the village of Bree. Zim, with his jetpack, is flying aimlessly overhead, trying to scan for Dib through the microchip transmitter he put inside Dib while he was deleting knowledge from Dib's brain in his microscopic nanoship.
Zim: *faint red dot appears at the farthest edge of the scanner screen* Success! Computer, show me Dib's proximity to GIR. *blue dot appears on the screen, very close to Dib's dot* oh no! *takes out video comlink thingy* GIR!
GIR: yes master?
Zim: the earth boy is very close! be on your guard! now let me speak to the hobbit-thing!
GIR: *hands his video screen to Frodo*
Frodo: yes?
Zim: where are you?!?!
Frodo: on a hill called Weathertop. it's got a bunch of ruins on top, you can't miss it- uh oh
Zim: what? what is it!?!? *evidently Frodo has dropped his end of the video comlink because the view on Zim's screen whirls around and he finds himself looking up from the feet of a Nazgul standing over what must have been to him some dangerous form of magic. Zim watches in horror as the Nazgul draws his sword and prepares to confront his tiny foe. A flash of silver from the blade appears on Zim's screen before it goes static* Noo!! if whatever that was destroyed the other comlink then how am i supposed to contact GIR!?! grrrr!!! I must find them! *flies off*
We rejoin our "heroes" as they are racing to cross the river to Rivendell. Arwen/Glorfindel (take your pick) is in front with Frodo wth the Nazgul in pursuit and GIR flying alongside them.
GIR: *latches onto the face of one of the Nazgul* HI!!!
Nazgul: *accidently rides into a tree*
GIR: *flies back to Frodo and starts shoving advil down his throat* BE BETTER!!!
Dib: *jumps out of the bushes ahead of the riders and stands in their path* Surrender the robot, or feel the power of my laser! *pulls out a laser gun and holds down the trigger. after noticing that nothing's happening he looks down the barrel* Hey, this isn't even a laser! it's a little light bulb that blinks! AAAH! *dives out of the way to avoid being trampled by horses and grabs GIR off the horse as he passes* now prepare to meet my andriod stun cuffs!
GIR: *looks at the handcuffs around his wrist* I got chocolate bubblegum!
Zim: *comes up behind them* nice try, Dib, but GIR is too stupid for your tricks.
Dib: fine then, i'll just get my alien stun cuffs and capture you instead! wait a minute, where are my stun cuffs?
GIR: *is eating them*
Dib: nooo! well at least i have backup. Cower before my disintegrator pistol! *has a mental image of Zim as a pile of dust with contacts and a wig. he pulls the trigger and the pistol disintegrates* Jeez, does dad have any guns that actually SHOOT?!?
Zim: *lunges at Dib*
Dib: *sidesteps and watches Zim run into the river*
Zim: *wisps of smoke start to rise from Zim's skin* EEEEEEEE!! *rolls around in pain and is tramples by water-horses*
Cliffhanger! ha-ha now you have to wait until i decide to post the next chapter for you to find out what happens! mwahahahaha
Zim: *faint red dot appears at the farthest edge of the scanner screen* Success! Computer, show me Dib's proximity to GIR. *blue dot appears on the screen, very close to Dib's dot* oh no! *takes out video comlink thingy* GIR!
GIR: yes master?
Zim: the earth boy is very close! be on your guard! now let me speak to the hobbit-thing!
GIR: *hands his video screen to Frodo*
Frodo: yes?
Zim: where are you?!?!
Frodo: on a hill called Weathertop. it's got a bunch of ruins on top, you can't miss it- uh oh
Zim: what? what is it!?!? *evidently Frodo has dropped his end of the video comlink because the view on Zim's screen whirls around and he finds himself looking up from the feet of a Nazgul standing over what must have been to him some dangerous form of magic. Zim watches in horror as the Nazgul draws his sword and prepares to confront his tiny foe. A flash of silver from the blade appears on Zim's screen before it goes static* Noo!! if whatever that was destroyed the other comlink then how am i supposed to contact GIR!?! grrrr!!! I must find them! *flies off*
We rejoin our "heroes" as they are racing to cross the river to Rivendell. Arwen/Glorfindel (take your pick) is in front with Frodo wth the Nazgul in pursuit and GIR flying alongside them.
GIR: *latches onto the face of one of the Nazgul* HI!!!
Nazgul: *accidently rides into a tree*
GIR: *flies back to Frodo and starts shoving advil down his throat* BE BETTER!!!
Dib: *jumps out of the bushes ahead of the riders and stands in their path* Surrender the robot, or feel the power of my laser! *pulls out a laser gun and holds down the trigger. after noticing that nothing's happening he looks down the barrel* Hey, this isn't even a laser! it's a little light bulb that blinks! AAAH! *dives out of the way to avoid being trampled by horses and grabs GIR off the horse as he passes* now prepare to meet my andriod stun cuffs!
GIR: *looks at the handcuffs around his wrist* I got chocolate bubblegum!
Zim: *comes up behind them* nice try, Dib, but GIR is too stupid for your tricks.
Dib: fine then, i'll just get my alien stun cuffs and capture you instead! wait a minute, where are my stun cuffs?
GIR: *is eating them*
Dib: nooo! well at least i have backup. Cower before my disintegrator pistol! *has a mental image of Zim as a pile of dust with contacts and a wig. he pulls the trigger and the pistol disintegrates* Jeez, does dad have any guns that actually SHOOT?!?
Zim: *lunges at Dib*
Dib: *sidesteps and watches Zim run into the river*
Zim: *wisps of smoke start to rise from Zim's skin* EEEEEEEE!! *rolls around in pain and is tramples by water-horses*
Cliffhanger! ha-ha now you have to wait until i decide to post the next chapter for you to find out what happens! mwahahahaha