Splitting Up the Fops
Megan: *finally stops singing*
Everybody Else: Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
Megan: Okay, the before the buses get here, you should know where you're sitting. Someone read the seating arrangements... uh... *sees Joly* YOU! Joly! Read it! *shoves a piece of paper into his hand*
Joly: What? Why do I haf to-
Megan: JUST READ IT!!!
Katie: Deja vu here...
Joly: FIDE!!! Uh... de seat behide the bus driver is.. uh... Christide add Cosette... across frob theb is Barius add Raoul . Behide Christide add Cosette is Erik add Beg, across frob theb is Javert add Gavroche
Combeferre: *to Jehan* Can /you/ understand a word he's saying?
Jehan: Nope
Megan: *sighs* JOLY GIVE THAT BACK!!! *grabs the paper back* Here, Javert, /you/ read the rest!
Javert: No! I shall not be dominated over by a thirteen-year-old girl!
Megan: *suddenly looks quite evil*
Javert: Uh... heh.... behind Erik and Meg is Fantine and Valjea-wait... VALJEAN!??!??!
Megan: NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO WORK OUT UNRESOLVED ISSUES!!! JUST READ THE LIST!!!
Javert: *looks evil* Across from Fantine and 24601 is Joly and Combeferre. Behind Fantine and 24601 is Jean Prouvaire, Enjolras, and Courfeyrac, across from them is Megan and Nick. Behind Joly and Combeferre is Kaitlynn and Chris, across from them is Katie and Emily, behind Megan and Nick. The last two seats are for luggage.
Raoul: CHRISTINE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Christine: *sniffle* Oh, Raoul!!! We'll make it!!!
Raoul: *sniffle*
Christine/Raoul: *cry and hug*
Marius: I did not live until today. How can I live when we are parted?
Cosette/Marius: Tomorrow you'll be worlds away. And yet with you my world has started! Will we ever meet again? I was born to be with you! And I swear I will be true! *they cry and hug*
Megan: *shakes head*
Erik: *glares at Raoul*
Nick: *running around screaming* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I CANT PUT UP WITH *THIS* FOR AN ENTIRE BUS TRIP!!!
Megan: *singing* MEEEEEEEEEEMORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ALL ALONE IN THE MOOOOOOOOOOONLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT I CAN SMILE AT THE-
Nick: AND I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!! *runs around in demented circles, screaming*