The Luggage Crisis
Megan: *stops singing* OKAY! Everybody get your luggage together!!!
Christine: Oh, be a dear and go fetch my luggage? Please? *huge eyes*
Raoul: But of course, darling
Christine: Oh Raoul....
Cosette: Marius...
Marius: Say no more! *runs off to get Cosette's luggage*
Everybody: *assembles overnight bags, toiletry bags, etc. by the curb*
Raoul: *arrives, panting, buried under heaps of suitcases*
Christine: Where's the rest of it?
Megan: O.o Christine! How much did you PACK!?!?!
Christine: Well I needed 12 bags for my clothes, 7 bags for my hair, and 5 bags for everything else
Megan: Christine... we're not staying there all year!!!
Raoul: How dare you insult her you-you-you... you mean person!
Megan: *sighs*
Erik: Hmph, if she had stayed with /me/ I could carry all her suitcases... and I could think of better insults!
Meg: Hmm.... you need serious phsychiatric help... *acquires glasses and a lab coat* Tell me about your childhood...
Erik: Well... daddy was never really a /warm/ person....
Marius: *arrives with Cosette's luggage, panting* Okay, Cossie... got the luggage like you said...
Cosette: Oh thank you angel!
Megan: There must be twenty bags here!
Cosette: Well ten for rouge, ten for everything else!
Megan: *sighs*
**Eventually they manage to shove Christine and Cosette's luggage into the seat, and tie the rest under the bus*
Megan: OKAY!!! EVERYBODY ON THE BUS!!!!