In Which Megan Rambles and Katie Generalizes
Megan: So, I mean, anyway where do they get OFF leaving Bahorel out of the play??? I mean, he's just as important as any of the other Amis!!! And its not like they have a limit! I mean they just have random students without names! Why couldn't one of them just be Bahorel??? I feel so bad for Victor Hugo! I mean obviously HE thought Bahorel had a purpose! And furthermore-
Nick: *gets very strange look in eyes* I... can't.... take.... this.... anymore!!! *runs out of the seat and hops over to Kaitlynn and Chris's seat, practically sitting on Chris* You gotta help me! *eyetwitch eyetwitch* She just WONT SHUT UP!!!!
Chris: *puts arm around Kaitlynn* Hey, man, get your own!
Nick:... what!?!?!
Kaitlynn: *laughing, hysterically*
Megan: *still rambling on about poor Bahorel*
Nick: Can't I just sit with you guys???
Kaitlynn: Nope!
Nick: Oh God. PLEASE?!?!?!?
Kaitlynn: *shakes head*
Nick: *looks close to crying* pretty please?
Kaitlynn: NOPE! tee-hee
Nick: *walks back to the seat, defeated*
Megan: And then there's Azelma. Why do they think she doesn't matter??? I mean, yes, Eponine WAS a little bit more major, but is that really any reason to-
~~~Meanwhile~~~
Christine: *is sitting on the outside of her seat, as is Raoul* RAOUL! I can SEE you!!!!
Raoul: *gasps* Hi Chrissie!!! *they reach out and hold hands*
Marius: *over Raoul's head* COSSIE!!!
Cosette: *over Christine's head* MARIUS!!!
Marius: *reaches out to Cosette, whacking Raoul in the head, who doesn't notice*
Cosette: *reaches out to Marius, whacking Christine in the head*
Christine: GASP! My hair!!!
Cosette: Err...
Erik: *sees Raoul being the stupid fop that he is* I'll kill him!!! That stupid fop!!! WHERE'S MY PUNJAB!!!???!!!
Meg: Shhh! Use your /indoor/ voice! Its back with the luggage
Erik: *glares*
Meg: Now, repeat after me: I will not kill the Vicomte
Erik: I... will not.... kill.... the fop
Meg: No, no no. Not the fop, the Vicomte *says this as though talking to a very small child*
Erik: I will not kill the.... Vicomte
Meg: Very good Erik!
Raoul: *singing* Iiiiiiii luuuuuuuuurve Christiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine dooooooo doooooooo do do dooooooooo
Erik: I'LL KILL THAT STUPID FOP!!!
Meg: NOOOOOOO! You're undoing all of our progress!!!!
~Meanwhile... somewhere else~
Emis: *to Katie* So... that's the famed gay guy from lez pez...
Katie: Benjy!
Emis: Hehehe
Katie: *punches back of the seat* Benjy? BENJY!!!
Megan: *hears her and stops the rambling, much to Nick's relief* SHUT YOUR TRAP, YA STARCH STALKER!!!
Katie: MAKE ME!!!
Nick: Ow... that was my eardrum... I only have TWO of those!!!!
Megan: *to Enjolras* IGNORE THE NUTJOBS IN THE SEAT BEHIND YOU!!!!
Nick: *hands over ears*
Megan: Move it, Nick *gets out of the seat and runs over to Katie and Emis's*
Nick: Peace at last!!! *lays down on seat and goes to sleep*
Emis: Lez pez are gay!
Enjolras/Jehan/Courfeyrac: *turn around*
Enjolras: What in the name of God, are you babbling about?
Katie: Not much, Benjy
Enjolras: Benjy? Who are you referring to?
Megan: Ignore her, Enjolras. She's ignorant and stupid. Its not her fault.
Katie: I'm not ignorant, just smarter than a rock
Megan: IG-NOR-ANT!!!
Emis: Lez pez!
Megan: GAH!!!!
Enjolras/Courfeyrac/Jehan: O.o
Courfeyrac: We still have no idea what's going on
Megan: Look at that Emis, you and Courfey have something in common...
Emis: LEZ PEZ ARE GAY!!!
Enjolras: O.o
Megan: "Lez Pez" refers to you guys
Enjolras: Oh, well... of wait a minute... we're not gay! Why on earth would we be gay? We're being forced to go to a modern-day amusement park with some schizophrenic, her friends, and people from a musical I don't even KNOW!!!
Emis/Katie: O.o
Megan: Uh.. Enjolras... they didn't mean gay as in happy....
Enjolras: How else would you mean it?
Katie: *whispers something to Enjolras*
Enjolras: UGH!!! THAT is just..... ugh!!!
Megan: Y'know they ARE from 19th-century France, Katie!!!
Enjolras: What right have you two to make assumptions like... THAT about people you've never even met?
Katie: *shrugs* It annoys her
Enjolras: *seems torn for a moment: annoy the schizophrenic who wrecked all of our lives? or regain some dignity...?* Carry on, girls
Katie: Yeah, its nothing PERSONAL, really. We just do this because it annoys her
Emis: Yeah we... wait... what?
Megan: *glares*
Enjolras: *snort* You call THAT a glare?
Megan: Well not ALL of us were blessed with the patented Glare-O-Death
Emis: Lez Pez!
Megan: *throws hands in the air* Why do I even bother? Oh well. *sees Nick and remembers the current rambling* Anyway *goes back to the seat* Fantine was SO misrepresented in the play! She suffered SO much more than that! I mean in the book she-
Nick: *wakes up* ACH!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! *runs over to the seat with the luggage in it and sits on top of that*
Kaitlynn: *laughing hysterically at Nick*
Megan: *reverts to singing mode* I STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL I STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE-
Nick: AAHHHHHHHH!!! THERE'S NO ESCAPING IT!!!! *runs into the bathroom*
Chris: *to Kaitlynn* You thinking what I'm thinking?
Kaitlynn: *cheesy grin*
Kaitlynn/Chris: *get up and lock Nick in the bathroom*