It Came From Underneath the Bus
*later*
Nick: *knocks on the door* Guys...? Guys...? Has she shut up yet?
Megan: UNTIL WE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
Nick: NEVER MIND!!! LEAVE ME IN HERE!!!
Kaitlynn: *cracking up*
~Later~
*the bus pulls up to the hotel*
Megan: OKAY!!! EVERYBODY OFF!!!
*everybody gets off*
*Outside of the bus*
*a muffled sound comes from underneath the bus*
Megan: Did you hear that?
Valjean: GASP!!! Its Javert!
Javert: I'm right here, moron
Valjean: Stupid
Javert: Con
Valjean: Obsessive
Javert: Ugly
Valjean: Sideburns
Javert: Idiot
Valjean: Gypsy!
Javert: GASP!!! Now. Its. Personal.... *pulls Valjean's beard*
Valjean: ACH!!! *pulls Javert's sideburns*
Fantine: Boys! Play nice! Boys?... boys?... *sighs*
Megan: ANYWAY, maybe we should check it out... Ed?
Ed: *comes out of the bus* Yeah?
Megan: Could you check out under the bus, we think we heard a noise...
Christine: Oh Raoul! I'm frightened!
Raoul: *gulps* Its okay Christine... I'm here for you....
*an owl hoots*
Raoul: EEP!!! *jumps into Christine's arms*
Christine: Darling... you're not getting any thinner....
Raoul: Heh... *jumps down* I'm good....
Ed: What the-!
***a sleeping bag drops down from the inside of the bus, out of which rolls....***
Kaitlynn: SEAN!?!? What the heck are you doing here!?
Sean: *glares at Chris* Why the #*@)! wasn't the luggage on the bus???
Chris: My girlfriend's parallel character had too much hair stuff
Sean: Well you knew I was in there! Why didn't you say something?
Chris: *sniggers*
Katie: *goes up to Sean and Chris, presenting an amusing picture because of the height difference between her and Chris* Your presence is greatly unappreciated Sean! I hope you hit your head on some fairly well decayed and odorous road kill on the way here because you most certainly deserve it...
Fantine: ROCK ON, SISTER!
Katie: Did it ever occur to you that we would have invited you if we thought it necessary??? Did it ever occur to you that we did not want your buffanic profanic perverted uninteligent @$$ on this trip for a reason?
Valjean: GASP! Shield your ears, Cosette!!! I am wretched....
Katie: Well, that, my inferior, is why you were not asked to accompany our group and you will not be welcomed on this trip.
Courfeyrac: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Meg: YOU TELL 'EM, GIRL!
Katie: If we had the funds, I'm sure that we would throw you on a cab home right now, but seeing as we dont i suppose that your roomates can spare a sheet and you can sleep on the nice dirty flooor
Everybody: *applauds, whistles, cheers, boo's Sean, etc.*
Katie: *breathes*
Chris: *snigger*
Katie: Quit sniggering, Biscardi!
Chris: *under breath* Uh-oh
Katie: You are the oomph who let him into your naturally extra large suitcase in the first place, I think that you should give him your bedding!
Megan: Wow... big words... ANYWAY, GUYS! I'M PASSING OUT THE ROOMING ASSIGNMENTS! *passes out the papers with the rooming assignments on them*