Oh-oh-oh, Woke Up Today
Katie: *wakes up* ACH! What the heck is that horrible NOISE?!?
Emis/Kaitlynn: *wake up*
Kaitlynn:... sounds like Megan singing...
Megan: *from the bathroom* One day moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*hits a high C* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
Katie: *puts pillow over ears*
Megan: *after singing through "I Dreamed a Dream" and "Your Daddy's Son" (from 'Ragtime), emerges from the bathroom, dressed and peppy* Did everybody get a good night's sleep?
Kaitlynn: ughhh... what time is it?
Emis: *turns clock around* Five-thirty
Katie/Kaitlynn/Emis: ARG! *desperately attempt to go back to sleep*
Megan: Oh-oh-oh! Woke up today
Feeling the way I always do
Oh-oh-oh!
Hungry for something that I can't eat
Then I-
Katie/Kaitlynn/Emis: *throw pillows at Megan* SHUT UP!!!
Megan: Not until you guys get out of bed!
Kaitie/Kaitlynn/Emis: Ughhhhhhh
Megan: All-right... *takes a huge breath* Look down, look down
Don't look 'em in the eye
Look down, look down
You're here until ya die
The sun is strong
Its hot as Hell below
Look dow-
Katie: What. Are you doing?
Megan: I'm singing Les Mis... just without the 'uh' parts at the beginning of "Look Down"
Katie: And you're gonna keep doing this until we get out of bed?
Megan: Yes. Very loudly
Katie/Emis/Kaitlynn: eh...
Emis: We can take it
Megan: Suit yourself
Look down, look down
Just twenty years to go
I've done no wrong
Sweet Jesus, hear my prayer!
Look down, look down
Sweet Jesus doesn't care
*ten minutes later*
While we're earning our daily bread
She's the one with her hands in the butter
You must send the slut away
Or we're all gonna end in the gutter
And its us who'll have to paaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
At the end of the-
Katie: ALL-RIGHT ALREADY! We can't sleep with you singing anyway, might as well get up.
Emis/Kaitlynn: *eventually get up*
Megan: Thank you. When you guys're all ready, we have to wake everybody else up
*a few minutes later*
Megan/Katie: *are the only ones ready*
Kaitlynn: Whateva, you guys go wake up everybody else, I'll take a shower
Megan/Katie: Okies, *go out to do so carrying a whistle, foghorn thingie, bugle, radio, pans and cleats*