Chapter 13

Water Problems

Megan/Katie: *go into Christine, Cosette, Fantine, and Meg's room blaring Nelly out of the radio*

Christine/Cosette/Fantine/Meg: *simultaneously jump out of bed* AHHHHHHH!!!!

Megan: Rise and shine!

Christine/Cosette/Fantine/Meg: _

Megan: Yes, this /is/ a pretty horrible excuse for music

Katie: Says the one who listens to a song about whores

Megan: ONE SONG in the entire thing!

Fantine: *darkens* Y'know, some whores DO have self-respect! SOME WHORES ONLY BECAME WHORES BECAUSE THEY HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LEFT TO SELL AND HAD TO FIGURE OUT SOME WAY TO SAVE THE LIFE OF THEIR YOUNG DAUGHTER WHO THEY THOUGHT WAS DYING AT THE TIME!!! SOME WHORES WERE THOUGHTLESSLY ABANDONED BY THEIR FIRST AND ONLY LOVES WHO THEY GAVE THEMSELVES UP TO AS A WIFE!!!

Meg: Let it aaaaaalll out

Fantine: *continues fuming as Cosette listens and Meg jots some stuff down on a memo pad*

Megan/Katie:...

Megan: Well, as long as you guys are awake, we'll be going *Megan and Katie leave*

Christine: I'm going in to take a shower

*Meanwhile*

Kaitlynn: I'm going in to take a shower

*A Few Minutes Later*

Christine: EEEEEEEEEK!!! *runs out of the bathroom with a robe on*

Kaitlynn: EEEEEEEEEK!!! *runs out of the bathroom with a robe on*

Meg/Emis: What's wrong?

Christine: It's....

Kaitlynn: The shower...

Christine: the water....

Kaitlynn: in the shower....

Christine: its....

Katlynn: its....

Christine: its....

Kaitlynn: its...

Christine: HOT!!!

Kaitlynn: AND BROWN!

*Meanwhile*

Megan/Katie: *going into Javert, Valjean, and Gavroche's room*

Megan: *opens blinds*

Katie: *blows foghorn thing* WAKEY-UPPIE!!!

Valjean/Javert/Gavroche: ACH! THE LIGHT!!! IT BURNS!!!

Megan: *staring* Valjean... Javert.... why's Gavvie sleeping on the floor?

Gavroche: Gavroche!!! My name is Gavroche!!!

Megan: Whatever, Gavvie

Valjean/Javert: uh...well... y'see...

Megan: Tonight Gavvie gets Valjean's bed, the next night he gets Javert's bed. You guys can sleep on the floor. Got it?

Valjean/Javert: Got it

Valjean: Oh how wretched I am...

Megan/Katie: *leave and come to the next room (the room shared by Nick, Chris, Erik, Raoul, Marius and Sean (who is sleeping on the floor)*

Katie: Can I?

Megan: But I wanted to!

Katie: Please!

Megan: Fine.

Katie: Yay! *puts the cleats on*

Megan: *opens door to their room and blows the whistle as Katie plays the bugle and steps on Sean*

Sean: ACH! OW!!!

Katie: *grins*

Megan: UP AND AT 'EM MEN... and fops... HUP TWO THREE FOUR, HUP TWO THREE FOUR! COME ON PANSIES!!!

Nick: ACH!

Raoul: I love my feetie pajamas...

Marius: ACH! I'm awake, Enjolras! I really am! I'd never fall asleep during one of your speech-oh....

Erik: ACH!

Chris: ACH!

Marius: What're you girls doing here?!?!?!?! That CAN'T be decent!

Megan/Katie: *roll eyes*

Chris: Hate to agree with a fop but...

Megan: You ARE a fop

Erik: I KNEW IT! And you still have to find my punjab!

Megan/Katie: Whatever. Just get up. *they leave and come to Les Amis room*

Megan: *opens door and is about to blow whistle, only to find that they're already awake* oh

Katie: Looks like they're up already

Megan: Hey wait a minute... what happened to your tv!?!?

Combeferre: Uh...

Courfeyrac: Well...

Joly: De tigg is...

Jehan: We sorta...

Enjolras: *bursts out of the bathroom wearing a towel and a turban-towel thingie* Hey guys, we're out of condit-*sees Katie and Megan*

Katie: *snigger*

Megan: O.O

Enjolras: *takes a huge breath* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Katie/Megan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Enjolras: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Katie/Megan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Enjolras: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Katie/Megan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Enjolras: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Katie: Uh... Benjy?

Megan: We sorta stopped screaming

Katie: A long time ago

Megan: So if you wanna... just....

Enjolras: *jumps behind a chair (which doesn't really do anything)* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!

Megan: We came to wake you up

Combeferre: Well, we're already awake

Katie: We can see that

Enjolras: *blushing furiously*

Megan: Well...uh... we'll be going now

Joly: WAIT! Who's Christida Aguilera?

Jehan: Other than a prostitute

Megan/Katie: O.o

Megan: Well...

Katie: A singer

Courfeyrac: THAT was music?!?

Megan: Apparantly

Katie: Yes, it is.

Courfeyrac/Joly/Jehan/Combeferre: O.o

Enjolras: WOULD YOU MIND LEAVING?!?!

Megan: *snigger*

Katie: Yeah, uh.. bye!

Megan/Katie: *leave*