Chapter 14
The Joys of Coffee and Eggs


*everyone flies into the hotel breakfast room, where a buffet is set up*

Emily: FOOD!!!!!!!!

Katie: Yummm

Raoul: Eggs!

Chris: Eggs!

Emily: Sugar!

*everybody takes a seat at a large table*

Megan: Okay, everybody go to the buffet!

Katie/Megan: *look at Enjolras* hahahwooohoheheaahh

Enjolras: *blushes and glares*

*at the buffet table*

Raoul: *rushes and beats everyone to the buffet* Eggs! *eyes tear and mouth waters* I've never seen so many eggs in my life... *lifts out the tray and takes all of the eggs back to his seat*

Chris: MY EGGS!

Christine: *finds a mini-box of Rice Krispies* What an odd pastry... *shrugs and adds it to her plate*

Courfeyrac: What is this... coffee...?

Combeferre: You've never had coffee before?

Courfeyrac: Well, there's no wine in it. We are French after all

Erik: France is famomus for coffee, you dolt

Courfeyrac: Uh..well... I'VE NEVER HAD COFFEE BEFORE, OKAY!?! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *twitch*

Erik: *shakes head* I'm surrounded by them..

Courfeyrac: *pours a mug of coffee*

*everyone slowly files into their seats, Chris and Kaitlynn are sitting on opposite sides of the room from Christine and Raoul*

Kaitlynn/Christine: *speaking simultaineously completely by accident*

Kaitlynn: Oh Chris... it was awful

Christine: Today, I stepped into the shower and...

Kaitlynn: The water...

Christine: It was...

Kaitlynn: It was...

Christine: It was...

Kaitlynn: It was...

Christine: Ooo I just can't

Kaitlynn: Bring myself to say it...

Christine: The water was:

Kaitlynn/Christine: HOT/BROWN!!!

Chris/Raoul: O.o

Chris: ooOoo, you poor little thing

Raoul: O shoo pvok wilt fing *with a mouthfull of eggs*

Chris: *glares at Raoul* Those should've been MY eggs...

Kaitlynn: Why don't you just get an omlette?

Chris: Its the /principle/ of the thing!

Kaitlynn: *sighs* men

Raoul: Mmm shesh heggv aav gloof

Christine: Little bites, dear, little bites

*at this point, most of the eggs in the tray are gone*

Christine: *putting a knife and fork into her Rice Krispies box* God, this pastry must be stale or something... *cuts through the cardboard, Rice Krispies spill out* ACH!!! MY PASTRY'S FILLING IS.... IS... hey... what is this stuff?.. *takes a handfull of Rice Krispies* Hey... this isn't half bad...