Chapter 15
Mmmmmmm Coffee

Courfeyrac: *takes a sip of the coffee* Hey... this stuff is pretty good... *downs the rest of the mug, eyes get larger and he runs up to get more*

Combeferre: Something's telling me this isn't good...

Megan/Katie: *glance up at Enjolras and start giggling like mad, again*

Enjolras: *blushes and stabs waffle with knife*

Courfeyrac: *returns to the table carrying two mugs of coffee*

Combeferre: Why the heck do you need two mugs???

Courfeyrac: More... coffee.... *downs the two mugs*

Combeferre: Oh dear....

Courfeyrac: *eyes seem like they're gonna pop out* Coffee! Coffee! This is good! I like this stuff! Coffee's good! Coffee begins with the same letter as cat! This stuff is good! I need more of this stuff! *bounces back to the buffet table*

Combeferre: ...

Megan: *looks up at Courfeyrac knocking over a small child in order to reach the coffee machine* Combeferre... you're Courfey's keeper-of-the-day

Combeferre: Uh...

Megan: Which means that you're the one who has to make sure he doesn't destroy the hotel or the park on a caffeine-fueled search for coffee.

Combeferre: This coffee stuff isn't gonna have a positive effect on him... is it?

Megan: 'Fraid not

~Meanwhile~

Emis: Yummy! I love orange juice!... *takes a sip* I vish it vas sveetev zo *takes a handfull of sugar packets and begins to pour them into her oj*

Nick: *with a frightened look* Red alert! Emis has open access to sugar!

Katie/Kaitlynn/Megan: *rush to confiscate the sugar from Emily and succeed* Pheww

Emis: *takes a handfull out of pocket and starts eating it raw*

Enjolras: O.o... is that safe?

Katie/Megan: *take one look at Enjolras and burst out laughing again*

Enjolras: _

Kaitlynn: We dont think it's necessarily good for you but now that she's hyper she'll be fine as long as she doesn't have to make any decisions or read a map

Emis: *gets the "sugar-high" look in her eyes* *bursts out singing* WE ARE THE PIRATES

Raoul: Pirates? Where!?! *looks around, frantically* *whimpers* Cwistiiiiiiiiiiine.... I'm scaaaaaared!

Christine: There, there, dear.... hush little foppy, don't say a word... Christine's gonna buy you a mockingbird...

Raoul: *whimpers and sucks thumb*

Emis: WELL I'VE NEVER KISSED A CHIPMUNK AND I'VE NEVER LICKED A SPARKPLUG-

Combeferre: Kissed a chipmunk?

Jehan: What's a sparkplug?

Megan: *shakes head* Never mind

Emily: AND WE'VE NEVER BEEN TO BOSTON IN THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!! *gets up on a table and repeats chorus*

Enjolras: I like this one!

Megan: *scowls*... shuttup towel-boy

Enjolras: *blushes and glares*

Hotel Intercom: It is now ten-thirty... breakfast is over

Courfeyrac: Where'd that voice come from??? *panics and darts under the table*

Enjolras: *shakes head* And /these/ are my lieutenants...

Megan: OKAY! EVERYBODY BACK ON THE BUS!!!!!

Courfeyrac: *looks around, nervously* I still don't know where that voice is coming from... IT MUST BE CHRISTINA AGULIERA REINCARNATED IN THE FORM OF A WALL!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!! *runs around in demented circles, screaming*

Emis: *sees him* ... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs around in demented circles with him, screaming*

Megan: *turns to Nick* Okay Nick... you're gonna be Emis's keeper. Combeferre can explain keepership duties to you.

Nick: *blank stare*

Combeferre: *sighs and pats Nick's back* Well, the main thing you have to do is-

Nick: *looking progressively more scared and keeps throwing frightened glances at Emis laying on the ground saying "turtle...turtle! I'm going to be the master of disguise... I'm going to be the master of disguise...*

Megan: EVERYBODY ON THE BUS!!!

*everybody gets on the bus, Katie's standing up with a piece of paper*

Katie: *throws paper out the window* Uh... go have fun everybody!...but... no 19th century people are to go anywhere without a "real person" and we have to meet at the gate at eight. *goes back to her seat with the indescribably sugar-high Emily as the bus pulls out of the hotel*

Courfeyrac: *drinking thermos of coffee, which he has a backpack full of*

Cosette: Why is Courfeyrac vibrating?

Kaitlynn: *overhears the conversation* Well, he is vibrating because there is a drug called caffeine in coffee that makes your whole system work faster and if you have too much of it, you start to get hyper and have so much energy that you don't know how to use it

Cosette: *scratches head* Uh... okay!

Valjean: *sniffs air* I SMELL CORRUPTION!!! *runs over to Kaitlynn* You said the word 'drug' around innocent little Cosette?!?!

Kaitlynn: Errrr.......

Valjean: EVIL!!!!!!!

Kaitlynn: uh... I'm sorry?

Valjean: It is all-right, my child. I pray that God will forgive you for your sins.

Kaitlynn: Sins? What did I do?

Valjean: Shhh! I'm praying for your soul!

Kaitlynn: uh...

~MEANWHILE~

Megan: *listening to walkman and singing* I know she'll wait, I know that she'll be true
Look do-

Nick: *eyetwitch* I...can't...take....this... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs into the bathroom*

Kaitlynn/Chris: *evil grins*... *get up and lock Nick in the bathroom again*

Megan: *still singing* When I get free
Ya won't see me
Here for dus-