Chapter 16
The Park
*The bus arrives at the park, everybody goes through the main gate thingie without problems (too many anyway), and they prepare to split into groups*
Megan: JOLY! READ! *thrusts a piece of paper in his hands*
Joly: Argh! Fide. Group Ode is Courfeyrac, Cobeferre, Ebily, Edjolras, Sead, Di-
Kaitlynn: *grabs the paper out of his hands* DON'T EVEN SAY IT! I'll read the rest. Group One is Courfeyrac, Combeferre, Emily, Benjy, Sean, Nick, and Katie. Group Two is Me, Chris, Christine, Raoul, Cosette, Marius, Meg and Erik.
Meg: Erm... would you mind if Erik and I had our own seperate group? I think I'm close to a breakthrough!
Kaitlynn: Yeahfinesurewhatever. Group Three is Meg and Erik. Group Four is Megan and everybody else from Lez Pez... that's Les Mis... who didn't get called. Now, split into your groups!
*everybody does so*
Kaitlynn: Okay, looks good. Everybody...um... go!
~Following Group One~
*while walking around the park*
Courfeyrac/Emis: *bouncing all around in hyper little circles*
Nick: *pops a Midol*
Combeferre: Do you think it'd be illegal to put them on a leash?
Nick: Probably
Combeferre: @*%$#!
Nick: I share your fate
Combeferre: *looks at him funny*
Nick: What?
Combeferre:...eh... nothing
Sean: I'm gonna go get a map *does so and returns*
Emis: NIIIIIIIIIIITROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *bouncebouncebounce*
Nick: *Backs away in terror*
Courfeyrac: *bouncebounce* What's *bouncebounce* Nitro? *bouncebounce*
Combeferre: Is insanity just a requirement for being in Les Amis D'ABC...?
Emis: Its this awesome roller coaster and it goes SOOOOOOO high and its SOOOO scary!! *bounces*
Katie: *shudders*
Courfeyrac: Okay! *he and Emis start running/bouncing away to Nitro*
Combeferre: ACH!
Nick: NO! COME BACK! *they run after Courfeyrac and Emis*
Katie/Enjolras: HEY! WAIT FOR US!!!! *run after everyone*
Sean: Argh! *runs after everyone*
Katie: *while running* I never thought the day would come when I was chasing Emis, Nick, and French literary characters, one of which is high off caffeine, to Nitro.
Enjolras: I never thought I'd see Courfeyrac worse off -mental wise, that is- than he already was.
Emis/Courfeyrac: NITRONITRONITRONITRO
Nick:...hey.... GUYS! YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
Emis/Courfeyrac: *stop and turn around* Nitro?
Nick: It's THAT way! *points to the direction they should be going in*
Emis/Courfeyrac:...NITRONITRONITRONITRONITRO-*head off that way*
Katie:...*turns to Nick* Why... in the name of all that is holy... did you TELL THEM which way a BIG HUGE SCARY RIDE is!?!?!?!
Nick: Uh...
Katie: *sighs* I was hoping it wouldn't come to this... *pulls a paintbrush out of her pocket*
Nick: O.O*sweatdrop* Where'd you get that *starts backing away from her*
Katie: *advances on him with the paintbrush* Kaitlynn gave it to me. She said I might need it...
Nick:...dear God...
Katie: *starts chasing him around in circles w/the paintbrush while yelling at him* YOU TOLD THEM WHICH WAY IT WAS!?!?!?!? YOU *TOLD* THEM!?!?!?
Nick: *runs away from her, in little circles, screaming like a girl*
Sean: Ha ha! Nick, you scream like a girl!
*A little while later, they make it over to Nitro (Katie has put the paintbrush back in her pocket)*
Enjolras: *looks at it with awe* This is Nitro?
Katie: *shudders* Yes
Enjolras: *gets a half-crazed glint in his eyes and chuckles*
Emis: NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITROOOOOOO!
Nick: Turtle-girl, we are NOT going on that!
Emis: *glares*
Combeferre: *snort* She calls THAT a glare?
Nick: Oh no... not the paintbrush... *backs away*
Katie: *catches the look in Enjolras's eyes* Oh God...no...
Emis: *pulls out rope*
Nick: Yay! Not the paint brush!
Emis: *immediately launches on Nick, tying him to a sign for the ride*
Sean: *falls on the ground, laughing*
Emis: *uses her bandana to gag Nick*
Nick: NING!?!?!?!
Translation: PINK!?!?!
Emis: Fine, Sean, you can go instead
Sean: *look of panic* No..uh... that's okay *unties Nick* You can go, I'll just sit over here and wait
Nick: Oh no, Sean, I insist
Enjolras: That looks so... COOL!
Katie: *panicking* NO IT DOESN'T!
Enjolras: COME ON! *drags her online*
Katie: NO!!! LISTEN TO ME! NOT YOUR SEMI-INSANE REVOLUTIONARY INSTINCTS!!!
Enjolras: *mad grin*
Katie: *whimper* ... okay FINE! You want me to barf on you, go right ahead!
Enjolras: Barf?
Katie: Throw up
Enjolras...
Katie: Regurgitate food
Enjolras: OH!... *continues to drag her online*
Katie: *whimper*
Sean: No, YOU go
Emis: Oh for God's sake *pulls Nick on line with her*
Sean: WOOHOO!
Nick: This doesn't look *that* bad...
Combeferre: Allright, okay, I'll go *he and Courfeyrac get online*
Sean: Ahh.. peace and quiet at last
~Following Group Two~
Christine: My Goodness, I'm parched. Raoul, sweetie, see if they sell eau de vie anywhere around here
Raoul: Yes, dear
Chris: What de what what?
Kaitlynn: Is that some kind of drink?
Marius: I don't know
Cosette: I don't drink
Marius: Of course you don't, dearest!
Raoul: Yes, its a drink
Kaitlynn: I don't think they sell those here...
Christine: Okay, I'll just have water then
Raoul: Yes, dear *trots off to get water and returns looking at the bottle, puzzled, and tries to open it* Um... dear, I can't get this opened
Kaitlynn: Just pull the top up, you fop
Raoul: *does so, while squeezing the bottle and has it pointed at Chris* Um... oh! There we go *squirts water all over Chris...more specifically, in the middle of his pants, therefore, creating the illusion that there was another cause of water in that area*
Kaitlynn: *starts laughing*
Chris: *glares*
Kaitlynn: *stops, but still chuckles*
Chris: You stupid fop, you got me all wet!
Kaitlynn: You know, you're talking about yourself too
Chris: *glares*
Kaitlynn: *shuts up*
Raoul: Oh dear, I'm so sorry Chris, let me help you dry off
Chris: O.O...um...no, that's allright... I'll..um... do it myself
Marius: *comes back with about fifty napkins* I told the vendor that we had a major spill, and this is what he gave me
Chris: Gimme those *Marius hands him the napkins* *to Kaitlynn* Are you gonna help me, or what?
Kaitlynn: O.o...um....well...
Chris: WAIT! I CHANGED MY MIND!
Kaitlynn: Good
Christine/Raoul/Cosette/Marius: *blank looks (too pure to get it)*
Christine: Dear, I am still parched, would you mind getting me another water?
Raoul: *gets nervous look on his face* Right away, dearest *goes to get water*
Kaitlynn: Maybe I should open that when he gets back
Chris: Thank you *exhales*
Raoul:*comes back with water and still has a nervous look on his face*
Chris: Gimme that *takes water bottle* Here, I'll help you open it *opens it and squirts it all over Raoul* Whoops! I'm sorry! Did /I/ do /that/??? hehehe
Raoul: *is drenched* ACH! MY HAIR!
Kaitlynn: *yelling at Chris* You did NOT just do that!!!
Chris: *squirts water at Marius*
Kaitlynn: *smacks Chris* What was that for?
Chris: I dunno... he just annoys me
Cosette: Don't throw water at him! It's not nice!
Chris: Oh shut up, you're annoying too... and you're all short
Marius: *buys two bottles of water and tosses one to Cosette* Take this, and use it well!
Cosette: *starts drinking from it*
Marius: No! You're supposed to be attacking the tall one with it!
Cosette: A-ttack?... I'm not sure I know what that means...
Marius: Throw water at him
Cosette: Oh! Okay! *does so*
Kaitlynn: Hey! What'd he do to you? *blows bubble with gum and pops it in Cosette's hair*
Cosette: AHHHH! MY HAIR!
Marius: Cosette, I'd avenge you, but I'm not allowed to hit girls
Cosette: Sissy! Give me that! *grabs his water bottle and squirts both of them at Kaitlynn*
Kaitlynn: ACH!
Chris: *tries to squirt more water at Cosette, but misses and hits Christine instead*
Raoul: *buys four jumbo bottles of lemonade, and gives two to Christine* Here ya go
Vendor with Cotton Candy: *walks by*
Chris: *hands the vendor money* Here, I'll take that *grabs the cart*
Vendor with Cotton Candy: Cool! *walks away, whistling*
Kaitlynn: Um Chris........how much money did you just pay him?
Chris: um...
Kaitlynn: Do you happen to remember that you were holding MY money, because I don't have any pockets in these shorts?
Chris: um...
Kaitlynn: YOU STUPID FOP! *grabs cotton candy out of his cart and sticks it in his face*
Chris: *blinded by sugar* OW! IT BURNS!!!!
Kaitlynn: *finds a little kid eating a packet of sour skittles*
Kaitlynn: Hey look, Junior, its Superman!
Little Kid: Huh? Where *looks away*
Kaitlynn: *grabs his skittles and hides them behind her back* You just missed him
Little Kid: *runs away crying*
Kaitlynn: *progresses to throw sour skittles at Chris, while Marius and Cosette squirt water at Christine and Raoul... who retaliate with lemonade*
Chris: *now has sour skittles stuck to his face* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PAAAAAAIN! SOUR SKITTLES! WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME?!?!?! *finds the cart of cotton candy and sends it rolling, unfortunately it hits Christine instead of Kaitlynn, and a good portion of it winds up in her hair*
Christine: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*at which point, a full-out battle with whatever food or drink items they can find ensues*
~Following Group 3~
*Meg and Erik are heading over to Enchanted Teacups ride, Erik is holding a lollipop as big as his head, and Meg is scribbling stuff down on a memo pad*
Meg: Now, Erik, tell me more about The Persian...
Erik: *lick* What's to tell? He saved my life
Meg: And how did you repay him?
Erik: *licklick* I didn't murder him! *big smile*
Meg: O.O...well...um... that's a start...
*Christine and Raoul run by, with Marius and Cosette behind them, with Super Soakers(tm), laughing madly. Kaitlynn and Chris run by behind them, Chris is throwing pies at Marius and Kaitlynn is pelting Chris with Sour Skittles, while squirting water at Cosette*
Meg/Erik: *are knocked down by the passing fops* ACH!
Erik: *drops lollipop* WAAAAH! My wowwy!
Meg: Oh shuttup, I'll buy you a new one... I mean...
Erik: *lower lip trembles*
Meg: It's alright sweetie........I'll um.......got get you another one right now. Will that make you feel better?
Erik: *big eyes* yes it will *smiles*
Meg: And then you can tell me how you felt about losing your lollipop when the BIG FOPS, I mean nice people came running along and knocked your lollipop out of your hand AND MADE ME GO SPEND MY MONEY AND BUY YOU ANOTHER STUPID POP!
Erik: *lower lip trembles again*
Meg: I didn't mean that last part sweetie. It's ok. It's ok.
~leaves Meg and Erik with Erik crying~
~Following Group 4~
Megan: *at a rate of about 10 words per second* Wow I can't believe I'm at six flags and I'm with you guys and we're having fun and I'm with the people from Les Mis and we're all here together and we're like friends and we're havin' fun cos that's what friends do and we're having a good time and i'm finally here and my mom can't stop me and I'm with you guys and we're having fun and-
Jehan: Did you catch any of that?
Joly: Dope
Jehan: Hey!
Joly: You do what I bead!
Jehan:...oh yeah! Hehe...
Javert: I can't believe I'm stuck here with a con, a prostitute, a gamin, two traitors to the King, and a schizophrenic
Valjean: Not a con!
Fantine: Not a prostitute!
Gavroche: ..well I sort of am a gamin... but I'm still offended!
Jehan: Not a traitor!
Joly: Dot a traitor!
Megan: -and we're havin' fun and I'm actually here like talking to you guys and we're having fun and the weather's finally nice and we can have more fun and-*Javert hits her over the head with his nightstick*
Everybody else: Yay!
Valjean: I take back every mean thing I've ever said about you
Megan: oh...my...GOD! Javert just hit me in the head with his nighstick and even THAT'S fun because how many people can say that Javert hit them in the head with his nighstick and we're-
Everybody Else: NOOOOOOO!
Valjean: GYPSY!
Javert: *glares* Do YOU have a suggestion?
Jehan: Megan... shut up...
Megan: *does so*
Everybody Else: *stares at Jehan*
Jehan: Hey it worked!
Everybody Else: O.o
Megan: LOG FLUME! Anybody wanna go?
Everybody Else: Uh...
Megan: YAY! *drags them with her to the log flume*
*Afterwards...*
Javert: My sideburns are drenched...
Joly: Dis is godda be horrible for by cold...
Megan: lalalalala
Valjean: I'm tired of your pessimistic attitude, Javert! *bitchslaps him*
Javert: ACH! What'd I do? *bitchslaps Valjean*
Valjean: You mean aside from hunting me down for most of my life? *bitchslaps him again*
Javert: I was doing my JOB *bitchslaps him again*
Valjean: Obsessed!
Javert: *glares*
Valjean: Eep *runs away*
Javert: COME BACK AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YA LITTLE CON!!! *runs after him, with the nightstick*
Fantine: NO! COME BACK!
Megan: ACH!
Jehan/Joly: ACH!
Gavroche: I'd say "ach!" but now it's just unoriginal.... ARGH!
*Fantine, Megan, Joly, Jehan, and Gavroche run after Javert*