Title: Riho Bashing for Fun and Profit
Author: Kurokawa/Shinichiro/Niki-sama/Oreo-sama/Billie Damnit
Warnings: Utterly dumb-ness
Disclaimer: I don't own nightwalker or any charas frum it! Wanna know y? I think you know! *glares*
Cahpter 1: This is the only chapter you deserve, mortal!
Guni flutters around dumbly. She's like a lost puppy without Shido's shoulder or hair.
"That dumb detective! He thinks he's so cool now that he has a past that involves plot development!" Guini moaned. Suddnely, she saw Riho come into the room.
"Mr. Shido?" She called, "where'd he go?"
'Hair! Precious long hair!' Guni thought. She flew up to Riho.
"Hey, Riho, I need ta ask you a favor, ok? Shido's out doing things so can I just hang out wiht you for a while? I hate being cooped up in here when Shido is doing stuff too importent for me to be with him!" Guni yelled all at once. Riho looked at her a bit dazed.
"Err...does that mean that you're gonna be my sidekick for today?" Riho smiled. Guni shrugged.
"Sure, you can be the big cool demon toting person all day today." Guni said, amused, "Let's go outside and kick some evil butt already!"
Riho cheered too as she ran outside, too excited to worry about what Shido was doing. Guni peeped out from Riho's hair as she looked out toward the world. Guni suddenly thought....Shido wouldn't mind if she beat Riho up a bit, would he? It's just a little fun.
"Hey Riho! Quick, look! Oh my god, there's a murder happening down there!" Guni quickly lied. Riho gasped and looked around.
"Where? I can't see it!" Riho said, looking everywhere. Guni smiled devilishly.
"I can see through buildings! It's the one over there! Got to the roof! Hurry!" Too excited to care what guni was up to, Riho got to the top of the building she was on. It was about 12 stories. Guni yanked on Riho's ear.
"Now, jump to the other roof! Quickly!"
"I can't jump that far!" Riho said, a bit scared. She might be immortal but things still hurt.
"Come on, Riho, I believe in ya! Quickly, that man must be saved!" Guni cheered. Riho put on a determined face and ran towards the edge. Spreading out her arms, she leaped forward, missing it by a long way, plummeting to the ground oh so far below. Guni flew down, chuckling.
As Guni reached the beaten up body of Riho, she shook her as much as she could.
"Come on, hurry, let's try again!" Guni yelled fast. Riho shook her head.
"Guni, what are you kidding, I just jumped off a building!" Riho whined, observing her scratches.
"You pathetic wimp!" Guni yelled at her, pointing, "Shido wouldn't give up! Shido would do anythign to save somebody! As I recall he saved you once too and all you do in return is give up because you fell?" Riho sniffed and shook her head, getting up.
"You're right! I'll get it right this time...for Shido!"
"That's the spirit!"
After about 10 times of trying to jump the same building., Riho looked like a zombie in those cheap horror flicks.
"Come on Riho, 1 more time, I know you can do it!" Guni yelled.
"Guni...I think...that person....is long dead...by now..." Riho moaned, trying to get up again.
"Fine, abandoner. Be that way. I understand," Guni paused, trying to think up something fun to do. Falling off building was getting boring anyway.
"Hey Riho, we can just stroll around now, right?" Guni asked.
"Oh...ya...I guess." Riho said, trying to push some of her bones back in place. She got up and started walking. Guni's eyes darted to everything.
"Hey Riho!" Guni chirpped, getting an idea as she saw an empty outside stage, "I bet shido would really love you if you raised money for his work! Not to mention it'll be all too easy!"
"Really? What do you plan for us to do?" Riho said, happily. Guni pointed to the stage.
"All you hafta do is say you're a ventriloquist and I'll do the talkin'! How does it sound?" Guni said, with more than that stored away in secret. Riho's smile grew.
"Wow, Guni! That's a wonderful idea!"
Before either of them knew it, they were up on a stage with a very decnt crowd gathered around and Shido's big hate at front for any donations.
"Hello everyone..."Riho said timidly, "I'm Riho, and this is my puppet, Guni!" She brought out guni from her hair and everyone smiled as they saw the cute little figure. Guni had to think fast.
"Hey, don't call me a puppet!" Guni said, without moving. The crowd suddenly cheered...it looked as if it were well done.
"Well, Guni, what do you have to say?" Riho asked.
"Glad you asked, "Guni smirked, "Your stupid, annoying, dumb, an idiot, dorky, ugly, whiny, stuck-up, unloved, and...your hair smells bad." Riho gasped, but the crowd cheered again, laughing.
"Oh Guni, that's horrible, I didn't know you thought that way!" Riho said, on the brink of tears.
"I thought you knew, Shido completely hates you afterall!" Guni said again. The crowd laughed again and stood up to clap. Riho couldn't take it as she broke out in tears and ran off stage.The people clapped even more when Guni talked while on the ground.
"Thank you so much for coming, donations are appriciated." Almost everyone there donated, for they were amused by the whole scene, as short as it was. After they were gone, Guni grabbed the hat and flew to Riho.
"Look Riho, look at all the money we made!" Guni smiled, as she gazed upon a tearful Riho.
"You...you hate me!" Riho cried.
"Naw," Guni lied, "the people just liek when the puppets are mean to the puppetmaster, can't ya tell?" Suddenly Riho smiled.
"Oh, I guess you're right! Then I have you to thank for raising the money. You're a good person...err...faerie....thing...." Riho trailed off.
"Enough with the emotions. They disgust me." Guni sighed, "Let's go back."
As Riho walked down the colder and darker streets to Shido's office, a guy on the street asked Riho for money.
"I'm sorry, sir. I did a lot to earn this money." Riho said. Angered, the homeless man threw an isult at her.
"Go jump off a building!" He yelled. Riho sighed deeply.
"Again???"
The End. Bashing is fun.
Author: Kurokawa/Shinichiro/Niki-sama/Oreo-sama/Billie Damnit
Warnings: Utterly dumb-ness
Disclaimer: I don't own nightwalker or any charas frum it! Wanna know y? I think you know! *glares*
Cahpter 1: This is the only chapter you deserve, mortal!
Guni flutters around dumbly. She's like a lost puppy without Shido's shoulder or hair.
"That dumb detective! He thinks he's so cool now that he has a past that involves plot development!" Guini moaned. Suddnely, she saw Riho come into the room.
"Mr. Shido?" She called, "where'd he go?"
'Hair! Precious long hair!' Guni thought. She flew up to Riho.
"Hey, Riho, I need ta ask you a favor, ok? Shido's out doing things so can I just hang out wiht you for a while? I hate being cooped up in here when Shido is doing stuff too importent for me to be with him!" Guni yelled all at once. Riho looked at her a bit dazed.
"Err...does that mean that you're gonna be my sidekick for today?" Riho smiled. Guni shrugged.
"Sure, you can be the big cool demon toting person all day today." Guni said, amused, "Let's go outside and kick some evil butt already!"
Riho cheered too as she ran outside, too excited to worry about what Shido was doing. Guni peeped out from Riho's hair as she looked out toward the world. Guni suddenly thought....Shido wouldn't mind if she beat Riho up a bit, would he? It's just a little fun.
"Hey Riho! Quick, look! Oh my god, there's a murder happening down there!" Guni quickly lied. Riho gasped and looked around.
"Where? I can't see it!" Riho said, looking everywhere. Guni smiled devilishly.
"I can see through buildings! It's the one over there! Got to the roof! Hurry!" Too excited to care what guni was up to, Riho got to the top of the building she was on. It was about 12 stories. Guni yanked on Riho's ear.
"Now, jump to the other roof! Quickly!"
"I can't jump that far!" Riho said, a bit scared. She might be immortal but things still hurt.
"Come on, Riho, I believe in ya! Quickly, that man must be saved!" Guni cheered. Riho put on a determined face and ran towards the edge. Spreading out her arms, she leaped forward, missing it by a long way, plummeting to the ground oh so far below. Guni flew down, chuckling.
As Guni reached the beaten up body of Riho, she shook her as much as she could.
"Come on, hurry, let's try again!" Guni yelled fast. Riho shook her head.
"Guni, what are you kidding, I just jumped off a building!" Riho whined, observing her scratches.
"You pathetic wimp!" Guni yelled at her, pointing, "Shido wouldn't give up! Shido would do anythign to save somebody! As I recall he saved you once too and all you do in return is give up because you fell?" Riho sniffed and shook her head, getting up.
"You're right! I'll get it right this time...for Shido!"
"That's the spirit!"
After about 10 times of trying to jump the same building., Riho looked like a zombie in those cheap horror flicks.
"Come on Riho, 1 more time, I know you can do it!" Guni yelled.
"Guni...I think...that person....is long dead...by now..." Riho moaned, trying to get up again.
"Fine, abandoner. Be that way. I understand," Guni paused, trying to think up something fun to do. Falling off building was getting boring anyway.
"Hey Riho, we can just stroll around now, right?" Guni asked.
"Oh...ya...I guess." Riho said, trying to push some of her bones back in place. She got up and started walking. Guni's eyes darted to everything.
"Hey Riho!" Guni chirpped, getting an idea as she saw an empty outside stage, "I bet shido would really love you if you raised money for his work! Not to mention it'll be all too easy!"
"Really? What do you plan for us to do?" Riho said, happily. Guni pointed to the stage.
"All you hafta do is say you're a ventriloquist and I'll do the talkin'! How does it sound?" Guni said, with more than that stored away in secret. Riho's smile grew.
"Wow, Guni! That's a wonderful idea!"
Before either of them knew it, they were up on a stage with a very decnt crowd gathered around and Shido's big hate at front for any donations.
"Hello everyone..."Riho said timidly, "I'm Riho, and this is my puppet, Guni!" She brought out guni from her hair and everyone smiled as they saw the cute little figure. Guni had to think fast.
"Hey, don't call me a puppet!" Guni said, without moving. The crowd suddenly cheered...it looked as if it were well done.
"Well, Guni, what do you have to say?" Riho asked.
"Glad you asked, "Guni smirked, "Your stupid, annoying, dumb, an idiot, dorky, ugly, whiny, stuck-up, unloved, and...your hair smells bad." Riho gasped, but the crowd cheered again, laughing.
"Oh Guni, that's horrible, I didn't know you thought that way!" Riho said, on the brink of tears.
"I thought you knew, Shido completely hates you afterall!" Guni said again. The crowd laughed again and stood up to clap. Riho couldn't take it as she broke out in tears and ran off stage.The people clapped even more when Guni talked while on the ground.
"Thank you so much for coming, donations are appriciated." Almost everyone there donated, for they were amused by the whole scene, as short as it was. After they were gone, Guni grabbed the hat and flew to Riho.
"Look Riho, look at all the money we made!" Guni smiled, as she gazed upon a tearful Riho.
"You...you hate me!" Riho cried.
"Naw," Guni lied, "the people just liek when the puppets are mean to the puppetmaster, can't ya tell?" Suddenly Riho smiled.
"Oh, I guess you're right! Then I have you to thank for raising the money. You're a good person...err...faerie....thing...." Riho trailed off.
"Enough with the emotions. They disgust me." Guni sighed, "Let's go back."
As Riho walked down the colder and darker streets to Shido's office, a guy on the street asked Riho for money.
"I'm sorry, sir. I did a lot to earn this money." Riho said. Angered, the homeless man threw an isult at her.
"Go jump off a building!" He yelled. Riho sighed deeply.
"Again???"
The End. Bashing is fun.