AN: One thing I can do without thought. I'm going to get flamed for this one day...
Riho Bashing for Fun and Profit
CHAPTER2: THIS IS THE ONLY CHAPTER YOU DESERVE MORTALS part 2 ^_^
Riho sat alone in Shido's office waiting for something to do. Shido hadn't returned in a while, Riho was frightened and hoped every second for his return. Suddenly she heard a knock upon the door.
"Shido?" She said happily as she dashed for the door. She opened it quickly and her smile weakened.
"Oh..." she said, "Hello, Yayoi." Riho sighed and slumped back down on the couch.
"What's the matter, Riho? You sure are grouchy today." Yayoi said in an annoyed tone, placing her arms akimbo like she was scolding her daughter.
"Nothin', I'm just so bored of waiting for Mr. Shido." She said quietly. Yayoi's mad expression faded into a bored one as well when she went up to Shido's desk and sorted though a bit of papers.
"I'll tell you the truth, I don't know where he is. Probably after that mysterious man that showed up a while ago. What was his name?" Suddenly Cain popped out of nowhere!!!
"I AM CAIN! FEAR ME AND MY GAY LOVE MAKING!" Then he vanished. Astonished, Riho and Yayoi fled from the office together. Catching their breath from the running, they found out they were on the top of the building.
"Oh no, how are we going to get out of the building?!" Yayoi said, fearing the man as he had told them to. Riho looked around and glared at the other building lose by. She could do it...she had to. To save Yayoi and herself from the rabid gay man!
"Jump on my back! I'm gonna jump onto the next building!" Riho said bravely. Too much fear in her heart to think she couldn't, Yayoi jumped onto Riho's back and Riho ran towards the ledge.
"I'm going to die, aren't I?" Yayoi said. Riho nodded.
"Yes, I think so." Riho said, remembering how she couldn't possibly jump it. Before she knew it, she was speeding for the all too familiar ground.
After Riho came back to conscious, she saw Yayoi was alive.
"I'm so glad blah blah blah." She said happily. After they had got themselves together they started walking along the sidewalk, still bored. Suddenly, a thought sparked in Yayoi's mind.
"Hey, you feel like getting money to fund for Shido's work while we still have nothing to do?" Yayoi suggested.
"Wow! That sounds like a great idea!" Riho said dumbly, "but what can we do?" Yayoi stopped to ponder as she suddenly saw a poster saying '$500 prize to whoever can defeat the wrestling champion'.
"Riho, I have a great plan!"
They found themselves in an arena with a huge muscular and ugly and gross and sweaty and (etc with all the worlds to describe wrestlers) man in a ring waiting for a challenge.
"WHO CAN TAKE ME ON!?" He yelled. Yayoi sweatdropped.
"Riho I could never take this guy. But you are a vampire.. You can't loose!" She said, coaxing her forward.
"I'm scared Yayoi. I don't wanna get hurt again..."
"Oh don't be a wimp. Shido would fight for such a noble cause. I mean look at this guy. He fights for a living. teach him a lesson he'll never forget!" Yaoi encouraged over and over. Riho almost broke out in tears by how moved she was.
"Y-you're right Yayoi, what was I thinking? I must teach him...for Shido!" Riho said, clenching her fist.
"That's the spirit! go ahead!" Yaoi pushed her up to the ring.
"We have a challenger! Scrawny, ugly, and poorly dressed little girl named..." He paused to hear her name, "Yamazaki Riho."
"Oh...it hurts already..." Riho whimpered.
"You can do it!" Yayoi cheered from the sidelines.
With the ring of the bell, the fight began. The large man came over and broke Riho's spine like it was nothing. In pain, she got up again. He broke her arm. IN pain, she got up again. he broke her legs.
"It...hurts...so...darned...much..." Riho cried.
"Don't give up!" Yayoi said, eating popcorn with a stranger. Riho got up again, blood gushing from everywhere.
"Well she's up again folks. By all means she should be dead so let deem her legally dead and completely ignore her." The announcer announced. The crowd agreed and left. Even Yayoi because she forgot Riho was alive. Cold and deemed dead on the bloody ring, Riho lay there in silence.
"Darn..." She whispered and then fell asleep. Only to figure out that the next morning the building was to be bulldozed down with her in it. That's too bad.
The End.
Riho Bashing for Fun and Profit
CHAPTER2: THIS IS THE ONLY CHAPTER YOU DESERVE MORTALS part 2 ^_^
Riho sat alone in Shido's office waiting for something to do. Shido hadn't returned in a while, Riho was frightened and hoped every second for his return. Suddenly she heard a knock upon the door.
"Shido?" She said happily as she dashed for the door. She opened it quickly and her smile weakened.
"Oh..." she said, "Hello, Yayoi." Riho sighed and slumped back down on the couch.
"What's the matter, Riho? You sure are grouchy today." Yayoi said in an annoyed tone, placing her arms akimbo like she was scolding her daughter.
"Nothin', I'm just so bored of waiting for Mr. Shido." She said quietly. Yayoi's mad expression faded into a bored one as well when she went up to Shido's desk and sorted though a bit of papers.
"I'll tell you the truth, I don't know where he is. Probably after that mysterious man that showed up a while ago. What was his name?" Suddenly Cain popped out of nowhere!!!
"I AM CAIN! FEAR ME AND MY GAY LOVE MAKING!" Then he vanished. Astonished, Riho and Yayoi fled from the office together. Catching their breath from the running, they found out they were on the top of the building.
"Oh no, how are we going to get out of the building?!" Yayoi said, fearing the man as he had told them to. Riho looked around and glared at the other building lose by. She could do it...she had to. To save Yayoi and herself from the rabid gay man!
"Jump on my back! I'm gonna jump onto the next building!" Riho said bravely. Too much fear in her heart to think she couldn't, Yayoi jumped onto Riho's back and Riho ran towards the ledge.
"I'm going to die, aren't I?" Yayoi said. Riho nodded.
"Yes, I think so." Riho said, remembering how she couldn't possibly jump it. Before she knew it, she was speeding for the all too familiar ground.
After Riho came back to conscious, she saw Yayoi was alive.
"I'm so glad blah blah blah." She said happily. After they had got themselves together they started walking along the sidewalk, still bored. Suddenly, a thought sparked in Yayoi's mind.
"Hey, you feel like getting money to fund for Shido's work while we still have nothing to do?" Yayoi suggested.
"Wow! That sounds like a great idea!" Riho said dumbly, "but what can we do?" Yayoi stopped to ponder as she suddenly saw a poster saying '$500 prize to whoever can defeat the wrestling champion'.
"Riho, I have a great plan!"
They found themselves in an arena with a huge muscular and ugly and gross and sweaty and (etc with all the worlds to describe wrestlers) man in a ring waiting for a challenge.
"WHO CAN TAKE ME ON!?" He yelled. Yayoi sweatdropped.
"Riho I could never take this guy. But you are a vampire.. You can't loose!" She said, coaxing her forward.
"I'm scared Yayoi. I don't wanna get hurt again..."
"Oh don't be a wimp. Shido would fight for such a noble cause. I mean look at this guy. He fights for a living. teach him a lesson he'll never forget!" Yaoi encouraged over and over. Riho almost broke out in tears by how moved she was.
"Y-you're right Yayoi, what was I thinking? I must teach him...for Shido!" Riho said, clenching her fist.
"That's the spirit! go ahead!" Yaoi pushed her up to the ring.
"We have a challenger! Scrawny, ugly, and poorly dressed little girl named..." He paused to hear her name, "Yamazaki Riho."
"Oh...it hurts already..." Riho whimpered.
"You can do it!" Yayoi cheered from the sidelines.
With the ring of the bell, the fight began. The large man came over and broke Riho's spine like it was nothing. In pain, she got up again. He broke her arm. IN pain, she got up again. he broke her legs.
"It...hurts...so...darned...much..." Riho cried.
"Don't give up!" Yayoi said, eating popcorn with a stranger. Riho got up again, blood gushing from everywhere.
"Well she's up again folks. By all means she should be dead so let deem her legally dead and completely ignore her." The announcer announced. The crowd agreed and left. Even Yayoi because she forgot Riho was alive. Cold and deemed dead on the bloody ring, Riho lay there in silence.
"Darn..." She whispered and then fell asleep. Only to figure out that the next morning the building was to be bulldozed down with her in it. That's too bad.
The End.