Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha or any of it's characters! Yall should know dat XD I own the Jellyfish to! Buahahaa @0o;; xD;;
Aaaand on with the story...
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Chapter 3
In the forest of no trees, InuYasha is wondering off by himself.
InuYasha: Tralalaa! Where is everyone?!
He hears someone in the bushes.
InuYasha: *le gasp* Who's there?! O.O;
Meanwhile, in a shed somewhere, Naraku, Kikyou and Kagura are having a talk.
Kagura: *drinking loads of water* WOW!! This place has yummy food! And water!And I get to have it ALL!! With this, me and Foo Foo shall rule the world!! *dramatic music plays* BUAHAHAAA!!!
Naraku: Maybe she was right about, like, this island being weird n' stuff!
Kikyou: I think you're both just as crazy as to when we got here.
Kagura: CRAZY?! Naaaah! I am just HYPER!! WAHAHEEHE!!
Kikyou: Um.. maybe something HAS gottin' into you..
Kagura: *takes out fan* Eh? *starts flapping it around* OMG!! IT MAKES WIND!! WIND!! O-M-G!!!!!!!
Naraku: *runs up to her* OMG!! LIKE, REALLY?!?! I never know that! Like, how did you figure it out?!
Kagura: I DONNU!! I was just here and I flaped it a bit.. and there it was! Right before me... I was, like, "Woooow".
Naraku: Wicked! You're, like, totally smart n' stuff ^_^!
Kikyou: *stare* o_@;
Naraku: *points at bedroom* IT HAS A BED!!
Kagura: O-M-G!
Kikyou: Why don't you two go have some fun in the bed whilest you're at it *walks out of the shed*
Naraku: Eeeehhh... whua? o.o;
Kagura: ....What does that mean?...
Naraku: ........Um...............OH WAIT!! I KNOW WHAT SHE MEANS!!! *takes Kagura's hand* We need the bed to do it though! Come on!
Kagura: Er.. OKAY! ^-^
Outside, Kikyou is sitting on a rock.
Kikyou:Oh, InuYasha... where in hellin could you be? I want to see you.. once again..
Moments later, Kikyou hear's VERY loud banging and noises coming from the shed.
Kikyou: Hmm.. so they took my bed joke seriously? Figures..
Meanwhile, inside the bedroom.
Kagura: UGH!! DON'T STOP!! MORE!! MORE! *jumps up and down*
Naraku: YOU WANT MORE?! I'LL GIVE YOU MORE, BIATCH!! From the top! *sings and jumps up and down really fast* Two little monkeys jumping on the bed, one, like, fell off and bumped their head. Moma, like, called the doctor and the doctor said "No more monkeys jumping on the bed!".
Kagura: *plops down on the bed from all that jumping* PHEW!! That was SO great! We have to do it again sometime!
Naraku: It was my first time! I REALLY enjoyed it to!
Kikyou opens the door and walks in.
Kikyou: ....??? You guys did it in your clothes?
Nararku: ...........No DUH!! You have to, like, wear clothes when playing the 'monkeys on the bed' game!
Kikyou: Monkeys on the bed? What the hell?
Naraku: Hello? Anybody home? You TOTALLY have to jump on the bed and sing that song, it's tireing though... Like, what else did you think we were doing??
Kikyou: Umm.. nothing.. nothing at all ^^;;
Naraku: Like, okay!
Back with InuYasha.
InuYasha: Now that I've been stuck here waiting for my scene to come back, now may I ask, WHO'S THERE?! o-@;;
He hears more noises from the bush.
InuYasha: Well... o.o;;
Meanwhile, at the beach with Kagome.
InuYasha: *grabs the 'Meanwhile, at he beach with Kagome' sign and stomps on it* NO FORKING WAY!! THIS IS MY SCENE!! *kicks it into orbit* Feh.. now.. whos' there? o-o;;
Miroku and Sango jump out of the bush.
Miroku: Hi!
Sango: Hey!
InuYasha: Why were you guys in that bush? O.o;;
Miroku: Well some guy told us to come here.. for something or other.
Sango: Yeah! He was really hot to!
Miroku and InuYasha stare at her.
Sango: What?
Meanwhile, at the.... can I continue?
InuYasha: Yes, now you may
Meanwhile, at the beach with Kagome.
Kagome: *is now bowing to the shoe* Oh holy shoe, did you really create the earth?
Shippou: Kagome, are you okay?
Kagome: OF COURSE!! *clinging to shoe*
Shippou: O-Okay...
Kirara: THE SHOE HAS GIVEN ME THE POWER TO SPEAK!!
Shippou: You can talk?!
Kirara: Meow!
Kagome: *le gasp* Shippou, you cursed her!!
Shippou: Huh?!
Kagome takes Shippou and ties him up to a poll with fire wood at the bottom.
Kagome: BURN THE WITCH!!!
Shippou: H-Hey, Kagome! Lemme go!
Kagome: *snuggles shoe* Just like you said..
Shippou: What?
Kagome lights the wood and flame circle Shippou.
Shippou: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Kagome: I.....I.....I SENSE A JEWEL SHARD!! @0@;;
She zooms off into the forest of no trees.
Meanwhile, back where Sango, Miroku and InuYasha are.
Sango: So... I don't know why we are here... why are we?
InuYasha: GOD!! I DON'T KNOW @~@;;
Sango: I was only asking.. geez..
Miroku: Lets all stop fighting and figure out why we are here..
InuYasha: *kicks a random table* Oh! Good idea --;;
They hear something in the bushes.
InuYasha: Who's there now?
Sango: A JELLYFISH!!
InuYasha: IDIOT!! They live in the ocean @_@#
Miroku: He's right, Sango. They can't come on land..
Sango: But it REALLY IS!!
A huge Jellyfish appears before them.
InuYasha: What in hellin?
Sango: See? NYAH! I told ya!
InuYasha: Can it, asshole!
Jellyfish: Muahahaaa! I am the great horned jellyfish! You have been brought here to play on my game show!
An audience and lights pop out of no where.
Sango: Oooo! Lights!
Miroku: I love game shows!!
InuYasha: Yeah.. so anyway, what is the point of your game show?
Jellyfish: Well first things first, if you win, you win a fabulous prize! If you lose, you have to sleep the night with Granny Glong!!
Granny Glong: *has no teeth, is fat and hairy and old and ugly as sin* Heheheeee!! Hello my pretties!!
Sango: OUK! Heavy prize for losing..
Miroku: Really it is.. I think it's not worth it..
InuYasha: *drool* BUT THE PRIZE!! What about the prize, guys?! I bet it's SO wonderful if you risk losing to the slob!!
Miroku: He's right! We HAVE to!
Jellyfish: *evil grin* Very good.. glad you have accepted!! Now.. the game is called 'Titanic Butt Tag'. What you have to do is, a person is randomly chosen to wear the Titanic underwear, and the person who is wearing it must run away from the other people and not to get caught. The people chasing the person wearing the Titanic Underwear have to pull down the underwear to that person's ankles! There is one more team against you guys! The team person with the least times of the underwear being pulled off will win their team the prize and all!
InuYasha: *stare* Titanic Butt Tag game?
Jellyfish: Uh-huh!! And YOU'RE the radom person picked first, InuYasha! *evil grin*
InuYasha: *twitch*
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YAHOO!! TITANIC BUTT TAG GAME!! XD;; *die* I wanna play THAT some day xD;; I wanna play the monkeys on the bed game to! That sounds UUBER fun... especially if it's your first time XDDD;;; Anywho, sorry for lack of update, school REALLY keeps me behind T_T;; And I make a better artist than a writer anyway xD;; But I still like my game ideas *daydreams about them* Ahh, anywho, I'll be updating more often.. I hope to at any rate ^.^;; ~*-Tragdom-*~
Aaaand on with the story...
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Chapter 3
In the forest of no trees, InuYasha is wondering off by himself.
InuYasha: Tralalaa! Where is everyone?!
He hears someone in the bushes.
InuYasha: *le gasp* Who's there?! O.O;
Meanwhile, in a shed somewhere, Naraku, Kikyou and Kagura are having a talk.
Kagura: *drinking loads of water* WOW!! This place has yummy food! And water!And I get to have it ALL!! With this, me and Foo Foo shall rule the world!! *dramatic music plays* BUAHAHAAA!!!
Naraku: Maybe she was right about, like, this island being weird n' stuff!
Kikyou: I think you're both just as crazy as to when we got here.
Kagura: CRAZY?! Naaaah! I am just HYPER!! WAHAHEEHE!!
Kikyou: Um.. maybe something HAS gottin' into you..
Kagura: *takes out fan* Eh? *starts flapping it around* OMG!! IT MAKES WIND!! WIND!! O-M-G!!!!!!!
Naraku: *runs up to her* OMG!! LIKE, REALLY?!?! I never know that! Like, how did you figure it out?!
Kagura: I DONNU!! I was just here and I flaped it a bit.. and there it was! Right before me... I was, like, "Woooow".
Naraku: Wicked! You're, like, totally smart n' stuff ^_^!
Kikyou: *stare* o_@;
Naraku: *points at bedroom* IT HAS A BED!!
Kagura: O-M-G!
Kikyou: Why don't you two go have some fun in the bed whilest you're at it *walks out of the shed*
Naraku: Eeeehhh... whua? o.o;
Kagura: ....What does that mean?...
Naraku: ........Um...............OH WAIT!! I KNOW WHAT SHE MEANS!!! *takes Kagura's hand* We need the bed to do it though! Come on!
Kagura: Er.. OKAY! ^-^
Outside, Kikyou is sitting on a rock.
Kikyou:Oh, InuYasha... where in hellin could you be? I want to see you.. once again..
Moments later, Kikyou hear's VERY loud banging and noises coming from the shed.
Kikyou: Hmm.. so they took my bed joke seriously? Figures..
Meanwhile, inside the bedroom.
Kagura: UGH!! DON'T STOP!! MORE!! MORE! *jumps up and down*
Naraku: YOU WANT MORE?! I'LL GIVE YOU MORE, BIATCH!! From the top! *sings and jumps up and down really fast* Two little monkeys jumping on the bed, one, like, fell off and bumped their head. Moma, like, called the doctor and the doctor said "No more monkeys jumping on the bed!".
Kagura: *plops down on the bed from all that jumping* PHEW!! That was SO great! We have to do it again sometime!
Naraku: It was my first time! I REALLY enjoyed it to!
Kikyou opens the door and walks in.
Kikyou: ....??? You guys did it in your clothes?
Nararku: ...........No DUH!! You have to, like, wear clothes when playing the 'monkeys on the bed' game!
Kikyou: Monkeys on the bed? What the hell?
Naraku: Hello? Anybody home? You TOTALLY have to jump on the bed and sing that song, it's tireing though... Like, what else did you think we were doing??
Kikyou: Umm.. nothing.. nothing at all ^^;;
Naraku: Like, okay!
Back with InuYasha.
InuYasha: Now that I've been stuck here waiting for my scene to come back, now may I ask, WHO'S THERE?! o-@;;
He hears more noises from the bush.
InuYasha: Well... o.o;;
Meanwhile, at the beach with Kagome.
InuYasha: *grabs the 'Meanwhile, at he beach with Kagome' sign and stomps on it* NO FORKING WAY!! THIS IS MY SCENE!! *kicks it into orbit* Feh.. now.. whos' there? o-o;;
Miroku and Sango jump out of the bush.
Miroku: Hi!
Sango: Hey!
InuYasha: Why were you guys in that bush? O.o;;
Miroku: Well some guy told us to come here.. for something or other.
Sango: Yeah! He was really hot to!
Miroku and InuYasha stare at her.
Sango: What?
Meanwhile, at the.... can I continue?
InuYasha: Yes, now you may
Meanwhile, at the beach with Kagome.
Kagome: *is now bowing to the shoe* Oh holy shoe, did you really create the earth?
Shippou: Kagome, are you okay?
Kagome: OF COURSE!! *clinging to shoe*
Shippou: O-Okay...
Kirara: THE SHOE HAS GIVEN ME THE POWER TO SPEAK!!
Shippou: You can talk?!
Kirara: Meow!
Kagome: *le gasp* Shippou, you cursed her!!
Shippou: Huh?!
Kagome takes Shippou and ties him up to a poll with fire wood at the bottom.
Kagome: BURN THE WITCH!!!
Shippou: H-Hey, Kagome! Lemme go!
Kagome: *snuggles shoe* Just like you said..
Shippou: What?
Kagome lights the wood and flame circle Shippou.
Shippou: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Kagome: I.....I.....I SENSE A JEWEL SHARD!! @0@;;
She zooms off into the forest of no trees.
Meanwhile, back where Sango, Miroku and InuYasha are.
Sango: So... I don't know why we are here... why are we?
InuYasha: GOD!! I DON'T KNOW @~@;;
Sango: I was only asking.. geez..
Miroku: Lets all stop fighting and figure out why we are here..
InuYasha: *kicks a random table* Oh! Good idea --;;
They hear something in the bushes.
InuYasha: Who's there now?
Sango: A JELLYFISH!!
InuYasha: IDIOT!! They live in the ocean @_@#
Miroku: He's right, Sango. They can't come on land..
Sango: But it REALLY IS!!
A huge Jellyfish appears before them.
InuYasha: What in hellin?
Sango: See? NYAH! I told ya!
InuYasha: Can it, asshole!
Jellyfish: Muahahaaa! I am the great horned jellyfish! You have been brought here to play on my game show!
An audience and lights pop out of no where.
Sango: Oooo! Lights!
Miroku: I love game shows!!
InuYasha: Yeah.. so anyway, what is the point of your game show?
Jellyfish: Well first things first, if you win, you win a fabulous prize! If you lose, you have to sleep the night with Granny Glong!!
Granny Glong: *has no teeth, is fat and hairy and old and ugly as sin* Heheheeee!! Hello my pretties!!
Sango: OUK! Heavy prize for losing..
Miroku: Really it is.. I think it's not worth it..
InuYasha: *drool* BUT THE PRIZE!! What about the prize, guys?! I bet it's SO wonderful if you risk losing to the slob!!
Miroku: He's right! We HAVE to!
Jellyfish: *evil grin* Very good.. glad you have accepted!! Now.. the game is called 'Titanic Butt Tag'. What you have to do is, a person is randomly chosen to wear the Titanic underwear, and the person who is wearing it must run away from the other people and not to get caught. The people chasing the person wearing the Titanic Underwear have to pull down the underwear to that person's ankles! There is one more team against you guys! The team person with the least times of the underwear being pulled off will win their team the prize and all!
InuYasha: *stare* Titanic Butt Tag game?
Jellyfish: Uh-huh!! And YOU'RE the radom person picked first, InuYasha! *evil grin*
InuYasha: *twitch*
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YAHOO!! TITANIC BUTT TAG GAME!! XD;; *die* I wanna play THAT some day xD;; I wanna play the monkeys on the bed game to! That sounds UUBER fun... especially if it's your first time XDDD;;; Anywho, sorry for lack of update, school REALLY keeps me behind T_T;; And I make a better artist than a writer anyway xD;; But I still like my game ideas *daydreams about them* Ahh, anywho, I'll be updating more often.. I hope to at any rate ^.^;; ~*-Tragdom-*~