AN: What can I say?

Chapter 4: Witty title

Riho sits in Shido's office stabbing herself with a pointy rock over and over, taking Yayoi's words to heart...literally. She stabs and stabs but nothing happens. She sighs and momentarily puts the rock down.

"Oh Shido, where are you now? Heaven?" Riho began to cry. Just then there was a knock at the door. Riho jumped up to open it. Just when she was at the door she heard 'oh no' and 'stuff him in the closet'. She opened the door and saw Yayoi with Guni in her hair.

"Oh, hello." She said. She looked at Yayoi, "Hey, you have bloody knuckles, are you..."

"Everything is ok." Yayoi said calmly. Riho nodded and invited them in.

'I haven't been able to cope with Shido's death yet." Riho said, motioning to the bloody rock. Yayoi and Guni nodded as they closed the door tightly. Riho didn't notice and she sighed.

Suddenly Cain appeared again. Riho and Yayoi screamed.

"COME WITH ME LITTLE GIRL TO THE WORLD OF VAMPIRES!" Cain yelled manically even though he really doesn't yell but this is my story so lay off.

"Why don't you stop appearing out of nowhere?!" Yayoi said. Then she had an idea. She got up next to Cain and whispered something in his ear.

"AH YES. PRINCESS RIHO! COME WITH ME!" Cain said, outstretching his arm towards Riho.

"Princess?! Err...i don't know...!" Riho stuttered.

"Oh come on! You have nothing here, Riho! Nothing!" Guni yelled.

"I HAVE CANDY."

"All right then!" Riho smiled. She took Cain's hand and they were gone in a poof.

"Aww, what I'd pay to see what he does to her." Guni sighed. Suddenly a sign pointing down said '$1.00 admission to stone vampire girl'.

"I'm in!" Guni and Yayoi said at once.

When Guni and Yayoi got to hell, they saw Riho tied up to a spinning spiked wheel with a few throwing knives in her stomach already surrounded by a mob of angry villagers with pitchforks and torches.

"Stone the vampire!" One of them yelled.

"COME, COME! ONLY $1 FOR 5 GOOD STONES! HIT IT AND WIN A PRIZE!" Cain called out in a top hat and other carnie clothes, pointing at Riho with a stick. Yayoi was the first in line.

"What about the caaaandy?" Riho whined.

"Eat rock candy, vampire!" Yayoi said as she hit all 5 stones right at Riho's stomach.

"Yayoi?! Whyyyy??" Riho cried.

"Uh..err...it's for the money, dear." Yayoi said as a huge line of villagers lined up to pelt Riho.

"I'm tired." Yayoi said. Guni nodded.

"I'm gonna watch a bit more. You go ahead." Guni said. Yayoi waved good-bye as she left Guni to watch the stoning.

After a long day of rock throwing, everyone had left, content with his or her selves. Guni and Cain untied her and let her cough up some rocks that penetrated the skin. Somehow no one missed today. Some even paid $5.

"Arg...I don't want anymore candy." Riho coughed.

"Oh come on, Riho. Shido would have loved to see this." Guni said proudly.

"I wanna go home." She said.

"TOO BAD, YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT TO STAY IN HELL FOREVER." Cain said quietly, holing up a piece of paper.

"Oh, I forgot to tell you I couldn't read..." Riho said.

"Err.... have a good time down here with Cain, Riho!" Guni said, flying off.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~~~~~~~~~~~!"

AN: I think I'll do one more after this cuz i have an idea. Then it's done and over, ok? I know how much we all need to see Riho beat up but I only have so many ideas.