Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha or any of it's characters! Yall should know dat XD I own the Jellyfish to! Buahahaa @0o;; xD;; I also own the Volcanoe! MINE! xD;;
Aaaand on with the story...
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Chapter 4
InuYasha's clothes disappear and he is in underwear with a picture of the Titanic on it.
InuYasha: *twitch* W-Why me?
Jellyfish: You were the random person chosen! So go with it!
Miroku: Yeah, InuYasha! You don't want me to pull down your drawers, do ya?!
InuYasha: *double twitch* Q~Q;;
Sango: I wouldn't mind pulling them down myself!
InuYasha: Q________@;;;
The other team walks out and it's a retard, a lady and a man.
All: OOOO!! It's a CUTIE THIS TIME!! *hearties*
InuYasha: Q~Q;; *runs like heck* GET THEM AWAY!!!
Everyone chases him around the stage.
All: COME ON, CUTIE!! Lets bunk!!
InuYasha: *jumps on the wall* Pffft!
All: Hmmm.... *they bang on the wall* Come down, cutie!
InuYasha: Nooo..
Lady: We need to get an axe!
Miroku: Already got one! *slams it into the wall*
InuYasha: Pffft! That only works with trees, asshole *taps fingernails* ~Or claws as you people call it xD~
Man: TIMBER!!
The wall falls on the floor.
Sango: Hee, now the wall is a floor!
Retard: GHAHGHWYABAAABAG!! *spazes*
InuYasha: *climbs out from under the wall* GRAAAAAH!!!
All: *runs to him* MY BUBBY!!!
InuYasha: *jumps to the ceiling and clings to the light* @~@;;
Lady: Damn..
The timer buzzez off.
Jellyfish: Aha! Time is up! InuYasha's underwear wasn't taken off, he wins that round!
InuYasha: *puffs* That was even scarier than the time I saw the Fashion Outlit go out of business @0o;;
Jellyfish: The Lady was randomly choses for the next round!
Lady: *has the Titanic underwear on* OH YAY!!
InuYasha: *slashes underwear* Just gimme my forking prize..
Jellyfish: Well....Well your team wins it all! There is only two rounds! CONGRATS!!
InuYasha: *eyes sparkle* Can I... I mean, we have our prize?! *drool*
Jellyfish: Sure! I'll teleport you to your prize!
The Jellyfish teleports them.
Meanwhie, Naraku is at a lake having some trouble.
Naraku: Hmm... it's, like, totally not fair!
Kikyou: What's not fair?
Naraku: I can't, like, understand why this water is clear! LIKE, WHY IS IT?!
Kikyou: *sweatdrop* Such an intelligent thought..
Naraku: Like, DUH!! That's why I am going to do a report on it!
Kikyou: Uh-huh... anyway, I am going to look for InuYasha.. I need to tell him something...
Naraku: Yeah, yeah! Like, go on..
At the top of a volcanoe, InuYasha, Miroku and Sango are teleported by the Jellyfish.
Jellyfish: Here's your prize!!
InuYasha: *drool* WHERE?!
Jellyfish: You're standing on it!
InuYasha: *looks down* Y.....You mean THE VOLCANOE?! *growls* @_@
Jellyfish: Yes, sir! Don't yell at me, I only give the prizes here! *teleports away*
InuYasha: FORK THIS!!!
Miroku: Wait, InuYasha! Maybe this volcanoe could serve us a purpose!
InuYasha: Yeah? Like what?
Miroku: I don't know that yet. But I am sure it will come when it comes.
Sango: Maybe a picnic!
InuYasha: Maybe -.0;;
Kagome comes running to the top of the volcanoe.
Kagome: INUYASHA!! I sense a Jewel Shard!
InuYasha: Y-You do?! Where?!
Kagome: Over here! *runs to the place*
InuYasha runs over to the spot. Kagome tells that she senses it under the ground. So he digs there and sure enough, they find a bottle with glowing substances in it. But it was glowing a sky blue and not a pretty purple.
InuYasha: Huh? Have the shards gone wack?
Kagome: Hmm? Oh wait, my bad! It's s-something else..
InuYasha: *growls as he reads it* Vi.....Vi... Viagra? ~Not mine! xD~
Kagome: Yeah, I think you should put it back ^^;;;;;;
InuYasha: *eats the whole bottle* Okay..
Kagome: *shreiks*
Sango: *reading the sign on the volcanoe* Hello, welcome! I am the Singing volcanoe! I sing many different songs! Anything you wish! But I ask only one thing in order to play my melodies, a human sacrafice! Thanks, come again! *is done reading* So what's that all about?
InuYasha: OMG!! I WANNA HEAR THE ABC'S!!! Human sacrafice.. eh? *he picks up Kagome* Oh, Kagome! I love you so much! Lets go to bed!
Kagome: I waited for you to ask that for a LONG time @0@;; OKAY!! ^-^
InuYasha: *he walks to the opening of the volcanoe* Have fun..
Kagome: Oh I will! Tee-hee!
InuYasha: Good! *he throws her in*
Kagome: *shreiks* AAAAAaaaaaaa—
Singing Volcanoe: *beeeeeeelch* MMMMMmmmMMM!! That was delicious! I never had such a yummy person afore! Please, request a song!
InuYasha: ABC'S!! ABC'S!!!
Singing Volcanoe: Good choice! It's my fav song!
The volcanoe plays the ABC's and the gang start to walk down the volcanoe's side.
InuYasha: QRS, TUV!!
Miroku: God, you're dumb.. o-@;;
Sango: Actually, I think it's cute!
InuYasha: WXY and Z!!
Kikyou comes out of nowhere and stands infront of InuYasha.
Kikyou: Hello, InuYasha..
InuYasha: YOU INTERUPTED MY ABC'S!! @_@;;
Miroku: Oh, tough tone of voice.. not good..
Sango: *eats popcorn* Soap Opera hour!
Kikyou: InuYasha.. I have come to tell you something!
InuYasha: Well then.. spill.. it better be worth it, I missed the ABC's -.-;;
Kikyou: InuYasha... I... am...
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DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!! XD;; Don't you just hate suspense? @0o;; I sure do! I bet you are ALL thinking she's gunna say "I am in love with you." XD;; Maybe, maybe not XD;; But you'll have it very soon X3;; But I STILL wanna play the butt game XD;; It looks so enjoyable XD;; Will Naraku ever find why water is so clear? O0o;; Maybe xD;; In the mean time, get all your brothers and sisters and donate them to the sining volcanoe for music XD;; Ciao! ~*-Tragdom-*~
Aaaand on with the story...
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Chapter 4
InuYasha's clothes disappear and he is in underwear with a picture of the Titanic on it.
InuYasha: *twitch* W-Why me?
Jellyfish: You were the random person chosen! So go with it!
Miroku: Yeah, InuYasha! You don't want me to pull down your drawers, do ya?!
InuYasha: *double twitch* Q~Q;;
Sango: I wouldn't mind pulling them down myself!
InuYasha: Q________@;;;
The other team walks out and it's a retard, a lady and a man.
All: OOOO!! It's a CUTIE THIS TIME!! *hearties*
InuYasha: Q~Q;; *runs like heck* GET THEM AWAY!!!
Everyone chases him around the stage.
All: COME ON, CUTIE!! Lets bunk!!
InuYasha: *jumps on the wall* Pffft!
All: Hmmm.... *they bang on the wall* Come down, cutie!
InuYasha: Nooo..
Lady: We need to get an axe!
Miroku: Already got one! *slams it into the wall*
InuYasha: Pffft! That only works with trees, asshole *taps fingernails* ~Or claws as you people call it xD~
Man: TIMBER!!
The wall falls on the floor.
Sango: Hee, now the wall is a floor!
Retard: GHAHGHWYABAAABAG!! *spazes*
InuYasha: *climbs out from under the wall* GRAAAAAH!!!
All: *runs to him* MY BUBBY!!!
InuYasha: *jumps to the ceiling and clings to the light* @~@;;
Lady: Damn..
The timer buzzez off.
Jellyfish: Aha! Time is up! InuYasha's underwear wasn't taken off, he wins that round!
InuYasha: *puffs* That was even scarier than the time I saw the Fashion Outlit go out of business @0o;;
Jellyfish: The Lady was randomly choses for the next round!
Lady: *has the Titanic underwear on* OH YAY!!
InuYasha: *slashes underwear* Just gimme my forking prize..
Jellyfish: Well....Well your team wins it all! There is only two rounds! CONGRATS!!
InuYasha: *eyes sparkle* Can I... I mean, we have our prize?! *drool*
Jellyfish: Sure! I'll teleport you to your prize!
The Jellyfish teleports them.
Meanwhie, Naraku is at a lake having some trouble.
Naraku: Hmm... it's, like, totally not fair!
Kikyou: What's not fair?
Naraku: I can't, like, understand why this water is clear! LIKE, WHY IS IT?!
Kikyou: *sweatdrop* Such an intelligent thought..
Naraku: Like, DUH!! That's why I am going to do a report on it!
Kikyou: Uh-huh... anyway, I am going to look for InuYasha.. I need to tell him something...
Naraku: Yeah, yeah! Like, go on..
At the top of a volcanoe, InuYasha, Miroku and Sango are teleported by the Jellyfish.
Jellyfish: Here's your prize!!
InuYasha: *drool* WHERE?!
Jellyfish: You're standing on it!
InuYasha: *looks down* Y.....You mean THE VOLCANOE?! *growls* @_@
Jellyfish: Yes, sir! Don't yell at me, I only give the prizes here! *teleports away*
InuYasha: FORK THIS!!!
Miroku: Wait, InuYasha! Maybe this volcanoe could serve us a purpose!
InuYasha: Yeah? Like what?
Miroku: I don't know that yet. But I am sure it will come when it comes.
Sango: Maybe a picnic!
InuYasha: Maybe -.0;;
Kagome comes running to the top of the volcanoe.
Kagome: INUYASHA!! I sense a Jewel Shard!
InuYasha: Y-You do?! Where?!
Kagome: Over here! *runs to the place*
InuYasha runs over to the spot. Kagome tells that she senses it under the ground. So he digs there and sure enough, they find a bottle with glowing substances in it. But it was glowing a sky blue and not a pretty purple.
InuYasha: Huh? Have the shards gone wack?
Kagome: Hmm? Oh wait, my bad! It's s-something else..
InuYasha: *growls as he reads it* Vi.....Vi... Viagra? ~Not mine! xD~
Kagome: Yeah, I think you should put it back ^^;;;;;;
InuYasha: *eats the whole bottle* Okay..
Kagome: *shreiks*
Sango: *reading the sign on the volcanoe* Hello, welcome! I am the Singing volcanoe! I sing many different songs! Anything you wish! But I ask only one thing in order to play my melodies, a human sacrafice! Thanks, come again! *is done reading* So what's that all about?
InuYasha: OMG!! I WANNA HEAR THE ABC'S!!! Human sacrafice.. eh? *he picks up Kagome* Oh, Kagome! I love you so much! Lets go to bed!
Kagome: I waited for you to ask that for a LONG time @0@;; OKAY!! ^-^
InuYasha: *he walks to the opening of the volcanoe* Have fun..
Kagome: Oh I will! Tee-hee!
InuYasha: Good! *he throws her in*
Kagome: *shreiks* AAAAAaaaaaaa—
Singing Volcanoe: *beeeeeeelch* MMMMMmmmMMM!! That was delicious! I never had such a yummy person afore! Please, request a song!
InuYasha: ABC'S!! ABC'S!!!
Singing Volcanoe: Good choice! It's my fav song!
The volcanoe plays the ABC's and the gang start to walk down the volcanoe's side.
InuYasha: QRS, TUV!!
Miroku: God, you're dumb.. o-@;;
Sango: Actually, I think it's cute!
InuYasha: WXY and Z!!
Kikyou comes out of nowhere and stands infront of InuYasha.
Kikyou: Hello, InuYasha..
InuYasha: YOU INTERUPTED MY ABC'S!! @_@;;
Miroku: Oh, tough tone of voice.. not good..
Sango: *eats popcorn* Soap Opera hour!
Kikyou: InuYasha.. I have come to tell you something!
InuYasha: Well then.. spill.. it better be worth it, I missed the ABC's -.-;;
Kikyou: InuYasha... I... am...
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DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!! XD;; Don't you just hate suspense? @0o;; I sure do! I bet you are ALL thinking she's gunna say "I am in love with you." XD;; Maybe, maybe not XD;; But you'll have it very soon X3;; But I STILL wanna play the butt game XD;; It looks so enjoyable XD;; Will Naraku ever find why water is so clear? O0o;; Maybe xD;; In the mean time, get all your brothers and sisters and donate them to the sining volcanoe for music XD;; Ciao! ~*-Tragdom-*~