Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha or any of it's characters! Yall should know dat XD;;
Aaaand on with the story...
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Chapter 5
InuYasha: You're what?
Kikyou: I am.. dying of cancer..
InuYasha: PFFFT! That's all you came to tell us?
Miroku: Holy crud... what a waste of time..
Sango: Yeah! Lets have a picnic somewhere else!!
They all walk away leaving Kikyou in the shamless dust.
Kikyou: I feel so loved..
Meanwhile, back at the lake where Naraku is.
Naraku: I almost have everything I need to, like, proove that water is clear!
Kagura: LETS PLAY MONKEYS ON THE BED GAME AGAIN!!!!!!
Naraku: Later! I, like, have to proove that water is clear! *throws video camera at her* Tape this while I act like some kind of, like, reporter!!
Kagura: *holds video cam.* How do ye turn it on?
Naraku: I have no clue * walks up to her* Like, lets figure out!
At some OTHER lake.
Sango: Finally, a place where we can have a picnic in peace!!
Miroku: Will you just shut up with your picnic obsession?!
Sango: Uh-oh! Somebodie's cranky! Lets sing you a nice song to cheer you up ^-^!
Miroku: ..............................
InuYasha: She's right, Miroku! You need a nice song! Lets all love the world together ^o^!
Miroku: .................Please... get some professtional help...
Kouga: *runs into Miroku* HIIIII!!
Miroku: Where did you come from?
Kouga: I was just snooping through Kagome's bag, and I FOUND THIS! *shows a blender*
InuYasha: Oh wow...
Kouga: I KNOW! Isn't it great? It's the sexiest thing that has caught my eye!
Sango: Can you take it on picnics?
Kouga: I think so!
Sango: Then in that case, I think it's sexy to ^-^!
Kouga: *arches and hisses* IT'S MINE @0@;; NOT YOURS @_@;; *tail fray*
Sango: *croutch* I sorry... T^T;;
Back at the lake where Naraku and Kagura are.
Kagura: MAKE IT COME ON @@;;
Naraku: Like, I'm trying!!
Kikyou: *appears from nowhere* InuYasha didn't care...
Naraku: Like, niether do we!
Kagura: YEAH!! JUST MAKE IT COME ON @@;;
Kikyou: *sigh*.... You have to push the red button REALLY hard.
Kagura: Red... button?
Naraku: Like, what's a red button?
Kikyou: JUST PUSH IT @@;;
Kagura: Okay! You heard her, push it! HARD!
Naraku: Like, fine!
Kikyou somehow randomly falls in the water that wasn't there before... she hears loud noises once again.
Kikyou: *freaks* WET @@;; Nooooooise @0;;
Kagura: UH UH UH!! NOT SO HARD!!
Naraku: I HAVE TO!!! This thing is, like, SO TIGHT!!
Kagura: OOOOOH GOD!! OH YES-h-hey! GET YOUR FINGER OUTTA THERE @@;;
Naraku: Ooops! Sorry!
Kikyou gets out of the water and tackles Naraku and Kagura.
Kikyou: PLEASE!! Tell me your secret of how you guys do it in your clothes @0@;;
Naraku: Oh simple! You just, like, try every attempt to get this video camera working! You have to push your finger in, like, a lot of places though.. sometimes you hit the good area and, like, make it work! Kagura grunts a lot cause she doesn't want me to break it ^^;;
Kagura: How can you do it with your clothes off?
Kikyou: @_o; Well... simple.. *explains the birds and the bees to them in graphic detail that I cannot type here XD;;*
Naraku: OMG!! THAT IS, LIKE, SO GROSS @0@;;
Kagura: That IS pretty gross @@;; Why would anyone want to do that?!
Kikyou: IT'S LIFE!! Everyone does it.
Kagura: GROSS @o@;; I shall be a (virgin ye call it?) FOREVER @@;;
Naraku: Same here @@;; I like the monkeys on the bed game better! Speaking of that, lets, like, go play it ^-^!
Kagura: SURE THING!
They skip arm and arm to the cabin to play the monkeys on the bed game again.
Kikyou: They need serious help..
Meanwhile at the other lake.
InuYasha: I.... I smell.... something o_o;
Sango: Someone cut the cheese?
InuYasha: Nooo o_o;;;; I smell... I smell....
Retard: *comes a' wheelchairing in* KAAGHAAAHAJJKAAAAA!!!! BUYAHAKLJAGAAAA!!
InuYasha: NOOOOOO @@;;; NOT HIM!!
Kouga: He can't have my blendy wendy @@;;
Miroku: Blendy whendy? You fudgepacker....
Kouga: *hiss* Back off ù_ú;;
Retard: GAHGAGAGAGAGAGAGAAAAA!!
All of the sudden, Naraku and Kagura slam into InuYasha.
InuYasha: OMG! MALE STRIPPERS @_@;
Kagura: I am a male? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?!
Naraku: Omg! Like, nevermind that! *holds up camera* After putting my hands and fingers on, like, unknown areas on this thing, I have figured out, like, how to turn it on! It was this red button, like, THE WHOLE TIME!!
InuYasha: NEVERMIND THAT @@;; You are a rotten demon, Naraku! And we have to kill you for all you have done!!
Naraku: Huh? Lil' ol' me? Nuuu! I would, like, never hurt a fly!
A little fly flies by.
Naraku: *takes out fly-swatter and chases the fly.... and he's foaming..* GET BACK HERE, BILLY!! WE HAVE BUSINESS TO DISCUSS!!!
InuYasha: O______o;;
Kagura: *twirls around* Camera! Camera! IT WORKS!!! OMFG!! *dances to twinkle-twinkle little star*
Naraku: *stops* Oh yeah! Like, the report!!
Naraku runs to the video cam and is somehow randomly in news reporter clothes.
Kagura: Aaaaaand... ROLLING!!
Naraku: Today on my, like, totally awesome news thing we are going to prove to you how water is clear! M'kay, *holds up water* how this is, like, clear is by taking envelopes and frongs and combine them, like, togther to get frovelopes!! Then you feed them to, like, the fishes of boom-boxness! After a period of time, the water, like, becomes clear!
Sango: *claps* BRILLIANCE @@;; I never would've guessed that!!
Kagura: *also claps.... but you need two hands to clap... so she drops the camera and breaks it* NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
FooFoo: *says 'it'll be okay' in feather language*
Kagura: *takes camera pieces and hops on FooFoo* YOU ALL SHALL PAY!!
Naraku: Like, what's up her butt?
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Yay! Finally more done @@;; Gotta love teh camera, no? |D;; What will Kagura pay them with? THE WRATH OF FOOFOO I BET @@;;.......... naaaah XD;; Anyway, I shall get 6 up a.s.a.p! But I need to think of what to do next... XD;; ~*-Tragdom-*~
Aaaand on with the story...
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Chapter 5
InuYasha: You're what?
Kikyou: I am.. dying of cancer..
InuYasha: PFFFT! That's all you came to tell us?
Miroku: Holy crud... what a waste of time..
Sango: Yeah! Lets have a picnic somewhere else!!
They all walk away leaving Kikyou in the shamless dust.
Kikyou: I feel so loved..
Meanwhile, back at the lake where Naraku is.
Naraku: I almost have everything I need to, like, proove that water is clear!
Kagura: LETS PLAY MONKEYS ON THE BED GAME AGAIN!!!!!!
Naraku: Later! I, like, have to proove that water is clear! *throws video camera at her* Tape this while I act like some kind of, like, reporter!!
Kagura: *holds video cam.* How do ye turn it on?
Naraku: I have no clue * walks up to her* Like, lets figure out!
At some OTHER lake.
Sango: Finally, a place where we can have a picnic in peace!!
Miroku: Will you just shut up with your picnic obsession?!
Sango: Uh-oh! Somebodie's cranky! Lets sing you a nice song to cheer you up ^-^!
Miroku: ..............................
InuYasha: She's right, Miroku! You need a nice song! Lets all love the world together ^o^!
Miroku: .................Please... get some professtional help...
Kouga: *runs into Miroku* HIIIII!!
Miroku: Where did you come from?
Kouga: I was just snooping through Kagome's bag, and I FOUND THIS! *shows a blender*
InuYasha: Oh wow...
Kouga: I KNOW! Isn't it great? It's the sexiest thing that has caught my eye!
Sango: Can you take it on picnics?
Kouga: I think so!
Sango: Then in that case, I think it's sexy to ^-^!
Kouga: *arches and hisses* IT'S MINE @0@;; NOT YOURS @_@;; *tail fray*
Sango: *croutch* I sorry... T^T;;
Back at the lake where Naraku and Kagura are.
Kagura: MAKE IT COME ON @@;;
Naraku: Like, I'm trying!!
Kikyou: *appears from nowhere* InuYasha didn't care...
Naraku: Like, niether do we!
Kagura: YEAH!! JUST MAKE IT COME ON @@;;
Kikyou: *sigh*.... You have to push the red button REALLY hard.
Kagura: Red... button?
Naraku: Like, what's a red button?
Kikyou: JUST PUSH IT @@;;
Kagura: Okay! You heard her, push it! HARD!
Naraku: Like, fine!
Kikyou somehow randomly falls in the water that wasn't there before... she hears loud noises once again.
Kikyou: *freaks* WET @@;; Nooooooise @0;;
Kagura: UH UH UH!! NOT SO HARD!!
Naraku: I HAVE TO!!! This thing is, like, SO TIGHT!!
Kagura: OOOOOH GOD!! OH YES-h-hey! GET YOUR FINGER OUTTA THERE @@;;
Naraku: Ooops! Sorry!
Kikyou gets out of the water and tackles Naraku and Kagura.
Kikyou: PLEASE!! Tell me your secret of how you guys do it in your clothes @0@;;
Naraku: Oh simple! You just, like, try every attempt to get this video camera working! You have to push your finger in, like, a lot of places though.. sometimes you hit the good area and, like, make it work! Kagura grunts a lot cause she doesn't want me to break it ^^;;
Kagura: How can you do it with your clothes off?
Kikyou: @_o; Well... simple.. *explains the birds and the bees to them in graphic detail that I cannot type here XD;;*
Naraku: OMG!! THAT IS, LIKE, SO GROSS @0@;;
Kagura: That IS pretty gross @@;; Why would anyone want to do that?!
Kikyou: IT'S LIFE!! Everyone does it.
Kagura: GROSS @o@;; I shall be a (virgin ye call it?) FOREVER @@;;
Naraku: Same here @@;; I like the monkeys on the bed game better! Speaking of that, lets, like, go play it ^-^!
Kagura: SURE THING!
They skip arm and arm to the cabin to play the monkeys on the bed game again.
Kikyou: They need serious help..
Meanwhile at the other lake.
InuYasha: I.... I smell.... something o_o;
Sango: Someone cut the cheese?
InuYasha: Nooo o_o;;;; I smell... I smell....
Retard: *comes a' wheelchairing in* KAAGHAAAHAJJKAAAAA!!!! BUYAHAKLJAGAAAA!!
InuYasha: NOOOOOO @@;;; NOT HIM!!
Kouga: He can't have my blendy wendy @@;;
Miroku: Blendy whendy? You fudgepacker....
Kouga: *hiss* Back off ù_ú;;
Retard: GAHGAGAGAGAGAGAGAAAAA!!
All of the sudden, Naraku and Kagura slam into InuYasha.
InuYasha: OMG! MALE STRIPPERS @_@;
Kagura: I am a male? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?!
Naraku: Omg! Like, nevermind that! *holds up camera* After putting my hands and fingers on, like, unknown areas on this thing, I have figured out, like, how to turn it on! It was this red button, like, THE WHOLE TIME!!
InuYasha: NEVERMIND THAT @@;; You are a rotten demon, Naraku! And we have to kill you for all you have done!!
Naraku: Huh? Lil' ol' me? Nuuu! I would, like, never hurt a fly!
A little fly flies by.
Naraku: *takes out fly-swatter and chases the fly.... and he's foaming..* GET BACK HERE, BILLY!! WE HAVE BUSINESS TO DISCUSS!!!
InuYasha: O______o;;
Kagura: *twirls around* Camera! Camera! IT WORKS!!! OMFG!! *dances to twinkle-twinkle little star*
Naraku: *stops* Oh yeah! Like, the report!!
Naraku runs to the video cam and is somehow randomly in news reporter clothes.
Kagura: Aaaaaand... ROLLING!!
Naraku: Today on my, like, totally awesome news thing we are going to prove to you how water is clear! M'kay, *holds up water* how this is, like, clear is by taking envelopes and frongs and combine them, like, togther to get frovelopes!! Then you feed them to, like, the fishes of boom-boxness! After a period of time, the water, like, becomes clear!
Sango: *claps* BRILLIANCE @@;; I never would've guessed that!!
Kagura: *also claps.... but you need two hands to clap... so she drops the camera and breaks it* NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
FooFoo: *says 'it'll be okay' in feather language*
Kagura: *takes camera pieces and hops on FooFoo* YOU ALL SHALL PAY!!
Naraku: Like, what's up her butt?
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Yay! Finally more done @@;; Gotta love teh camera, no? |D;; What will Kagura pay them with? THE WRATH OF FOOFOO I BET @@;;.......... naaaah XD;; Anyway, I shall get 6 up a.s.a.p! But I need to think of what to do next... XD;; ~*-Tragdom-*~