NOTES:
I do not own Xena, Gab, Ares, or anyone else mentioned in the below songfic. If I did, they would all still be alive (except for Eve, but she's obnoxious so that's different).
I am a supporter of the sub(main)text. If you don't like it, suck it up or don't read my fics.
The origin of this is a friend and I were blissfully watching ROTK. It was the bit where Barad-dur collapses (for all non-Tolkienites, the dark and evil overlord's tower literally falls...and it's name is Barad-dur) and one of my muses (I suspect it was Linaea) suddenly gave me a burst of inspiration and I began to sing softly to myself 'Barad-dur is falling down, falling down, falling down...' etc. Then at school we came up with more and more verses.
I then came up with a couple of Xena verses. This is obviously set to "London Bridge is Falling Down" so I assume most people will know it. The ep it was inspired from is in parentheses.
I have also not put the entire verse, just the replaced bits. For the last line (my fair lady) I put 'oh gods, save us' but do what you like or offer a suggestion, I'm open.
Gabby has been caught again caught again
(almost any given ep)
Gabby's shirt is shrinking fast shrinking fast
(BGSB...need I say more?)
Round and round the chakram goes chakram goes
(not really any ep, but I got the idea from Gab's little song in The Quill is Mightier, only she's singing about herself)
Glaring is the evil goat evil goat
(Gabrielle's Hope)
Continuity of lack thereof lack thereof
(umm...the whole series?)
Aphrodite is a ditz is a ditz
(any ep with her)
Cæsar is an evil bastard evil bastard
(any ep with him in)
Khrafstar is an evil bastard evil bastard
(The Deliverer)
Dayhak will bring death to all death to all
(The Deliverer & related eps)
Gabby and her might abs might abs
(pretty much any, but more specifically the Quill is Mightier...'she deflected the thrust of a sword with her might abs' or something)
Ares likes to sleep around sleep around
(he may have fooled around with 3 generations of one family...definitely 2 generations...and Hope *twitch*)
Look alikes cause a mess cause a mess
(any of those eps)
Di and her round killing thing killing thing
(Warrior...Princess)
Meg is a drunken whore drunken whore
(any ep with her...but we love her anyway)
Leah thinks she's virtuous virtuous
(Warrior...Priestess...Tramp)
Gab and Xena kissed in FIN Kissed in FIN
(Friend in Need...obviously. That was a beautiful thing, though...a beautiful thing indeed!)
Xenites all hate Akemi Akemi
(at least all the ones I've talked to. FIN, obviously. My one friend likes xena but also likes Akemi and claims she will be a Xenite but she won't until she can mourn her death)
But anyway.
If you have ideas for any more verses...send them in, send them in.
And review...please?
Incurelf.
I do not own Xena, Gab, Ares, or anyone else mentioned in the below songfic. If I did, they would all still be alive (except for Eve, but she's obnoxious so that's different).
I am a supporter of the sub(main)text. If you don't like it, suck it up or don't read my fics.
The origin of this is a friend and I were blissfully watching ROTK. It was the bit where Barad-dur collapses (for all non-Tolkienites, the dark and evil overlord's tower literally falls...and it's name is Barad-dur) and one of my muses (I suspect it was Linaea) suddenly gave me a burst of inspiration and I began to sing softly to myself 'Barad-dur is falling down, falling down, falling down...' etc. Then at school we came up with more and more verses.
I then came up with a couple of Xena verses. This is obviously set to "London Bridge is Falling Down" so I assume most people will know it. The ep it was inspired from is in parentheses.
I have also not put the entire verse, just the replaced bits. For the last line (my fair lady) I put 'oh gods, save us' but do what you like or offer a suggestion, I'm open.
Gabby has been caught again caught again
(almost any given ep)
Gabby's shirt is shrinking fast shrinking fast
(BGSB...need I say more?)
Round and round the chakram goes chakram goes
(not really any ep, but I got the idea from Gab's little song in The Quill is Mightier, only she's singing about herself)
Glaring is the evil goat evil goat
(Gabrielle's Hope)
Continuity of lack thereof lack thereof
(umm...the whole series?)
Aphrodite is a ditz is a ditz
(any ep with her)
Cæsar is an evil bastard evil bastard
(any ep with him in)
Khrafstar is an evil bastard evil bastard
(The Deliverer)
Dayhak will bring death to all death to all
(The Deliverer & related eps)
Gabby and her might abs might abs
(pretty much any, but more specifically the Quill is Mightier...'she deflected the thrust of a sword with her might abs' or something)
Ares likes to sleep around sleep around
(he may have fooled around with 3 generations of one family...definitely 2 generations...and Hope *twitch*)
Look alikes cause a mess cause a mess
(any of those eps)
Di and her round killing thing killing thing
(Warrior...Princess)
Meg is a drunken whore drunken whore
(any ep with her...but we love her anyway)
Leah thinks she's virtuous virtuous
(Warrior...Priestess...Tramp)
Gab and Xena kissed in FIN Kissed in FIN
(Friend in Need...obviously. That was a beautiful thing, though...a beautiful thing indeed!)
Xenites all hate Akemi Akemi
(at least all the ones I've talked to. FIN, obviously. My one friend likes xena but also likes Akemi and claims she will be a Xenite but she won't until she can mourn her death)
But anyway.
If you have ideas for any more verses...send them in, send them in.
And review...please?
Incurelf.