Animorphs
The Cliché 2
"The Next Degeneration"
Author's Note: LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR!!!!! THIS STORY WAS NOT CREATED TO OFFEND ANYBODY! I feel that all of you are very creative writers, except for whoever wrote that damn 1 ¾ story. I write these fics because this is my sick, twisted way of complimenting you. That and it's an easy way to get a high rating. So after I write this I hope I don't end up reading another editorial against my story, that ends up getting more readers the story the editorial is about. Now on with the debauchery
Chapter 1
"My name is Jake. I can't tell you anything else because if I do they will kill me. Who is they…."
"Dude, shut up!" Marco grumbled.
"Hey wait a minute! I thought I was the first person in this first person story! Didn't KAA write your book last month?" Rachel asked somewhat annoyed.
"Yes, but KAA isn't writing this story. This is a fanfic." Jake corrected.
Actually it's a sequel to a fanfic about fanfics, Prince Jake. Ax corrected.
"Well actually I think it should be Tobias should be the first person." Rachel announced.
"Oh yeah because there is such a shortage of Tobias fanfiction stories out there. Besides the only reason you want Tobias to host this story is because if it he does, you'll still be the main topic." Marco noted.
Rachel just feels sorry for me because all you guys get a book about you published every five months, and I have to share my annual spot with Ax. Oh and because I'm trapped as a hawk. Tobias grumbled.
"Hey you guys. Is it just me, or do you remember dying in the first story." Cassie noted the others looked at her confused.
"Yeah so what's your point?" Marco finally said.
"How the hell do you write a sequel when you killed everybody in the original! And then destroyed your computer."
"Cassie, if you remember the author was completely insane, and also very idiotic. Anything is possible." Rachel rolled her eyes.
"Yeah I downloaded that Cliché story off the Internet. It didn't make much sense. So I doubt this one well be very clever either."
HEY I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT! A voice boomed.
The Ellimist? Ax wondered.
No, look at the text. It's underlined, italized, capitalized and in bold print. The Ellimist is a bit more humble.
"Well someone sure thinks highly of themselves." Marco said.
HEY MARCO DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW FUNNY YOU WERE IN THESE STORIES?
"No."
GOOD.
Marco flushed with anger. "I hope you get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome!"
NOW MY LITTLE MY LITTLE ANIMORPHS. I'M SURE YOU ARE ALL FAMILIAR WITH SEEROW'S TIME MATRIX.
"It's just 'Time Matrix,' dipshit, don't you ever research before you write?" Rachel asked.
WELL I INVENTED THE FIC MATRIX.
Suddenly a tiny eight ball rolled across the floor and hit Jake in the foot.
"Ow! What's this for plot filler?" Jake asked.
JUST PICK IT UP AND SHAKE IT.
Jake did so, and the animorphs we're suddenly sucked inside.
Chapter 2
Jake was in Cassie's barn dressed in a nazi outfit. Cassie was ordering around a slave. And Marco started bragging about his high score on Pac-Man.
Snap out of it you guys! We're in another story!" Tobias said trying to pry himself from a stranger girl named Melissa's loving embrace.
Yes it appears we've stepped into an alternative version an actual book. Interesting. Ax said.
"Oh the old what if plotline. This one must be about Megamorphs 3." Cassie noted.
You mean we're trapped in an alternate dimension about an alternate timeline.
"Tobias you need to lay off the sci-fi channel." Cassie said.
Which brings me to my next question how the hell does Ax get cable in the middle of the forest?
"We'll take that up with KAA, when we get back home." Jake said.
TOBIAS.
Oh great here comes the Ellimist.
WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD.
"To know how the author can get away by having the Ellimist show up right out of the blue."
That's easy to be with Rachel. Tobias rolled his hawk eyes. If hawks are able to roll their eyes. Suddenly in a puff of smoke a human form stepped out.
"Rachel?" Cassie said confused.
Tobias coughed and looked at his feminine human body. "I said to be with Rachel not to be Rachel."
"I like this story!" Marco said looking Tobias up and down.
"Let's shake the eightball again before this story become pornographic." Cassie said as she snatched the Fic Matrix from Jake. She gave it a shake, and the Animorphs were sucked into it again.
Chapter 2
The Animorphs returned back to normal. Well except for the fact that they were now in their early thirties, the city was in ruins and Ax was missing.
"Oh my god! Is that a wrinkle?" Rachel cried out. Looking into her compact.
Oh I get it. Post-apocalyptic glimpse of the future story. Tobias said.
"Again, no idea what the hell the bird is talking about." Marco said.
"Tobias is talking about a story that takes place in the future, after KAA's contract expires. This still doesn't explain where Ax is?"
Ax is no more, Jake. Only Visser 1. An adult, and sinister version of Ax.
"Great Ax is Visser 1. Now our identities are exposed." Cassie said.
"Well, at least he's not calling me 'Prince Jake.'"
"Don't worry we'll protect you!" Came a group of young voices from behind. A small group of children in spandex formed a line front of the Animorphs
"Who are you?"
"We're the second generation of Animorphs. Our team is made up of Rachel and Tobias's offspring, and Cassie and Jake's offspring."
"What about my offspring?" Marco asked.
"Yeah right, Marco. Like anyone could love your character." One of the kids said.
"Ouch, that was harsh." Marco sulked.
Enough chitchat. I shall have my Robotic Animorph Clones destroy you all! Visser 1 said.
"Okay there are too many damn Animorphs in this story!" Just then an Andalite ship landed. Five different species of aliens in morphing outfits stepped out.
"We are the Animorph Alliance! We will stop you yeerk scum!" They proclaimed.
Oh yeah! Well my army of evil genetically created Animorphs will stop you!
"Not so fast!" A group of people said.
"Melissa Chapman?" Rachel asked
"Tom?" Jake inquired.
"Toby?" Cassie mused.
"Loren?" Tobias questioned.
"Elfangor?" Marco wondered.
"Yes, we the Animorphs made up of minor characters in the book." Said Tom.
"Oh brother," Jake said.
You think you have me out numbered. I'll bring out the scourge of all Animorph rip-offs. The cast from Ani-TV. Visser 1 laughed maniacally.
"Okay, that's one too many Animorphs for me. Shake that ball and let's get out of here." Rachel said.
Chapter 3
Marco shook the ball. The Animorphs were brought back to their own town.
"Is everybody here?" Jake asked.
"Yes." Cassie answered doing a head count.
"Is everyone normal." Jake asked.
"Uh-huh" Rachel answered.
"Great I think this stupid ordeal is over." Jake said.
"Jake?" Marco said looking off into the distance. "Is it just me or does everyone else see Sailor Moon and Captain Kirk fighting Luke Skywalker and the Backstreet Boys." Marco asked.
Ugh, a cross-over story! Let's not even go into that one. Give me that ball. Tobias said as he lunged towards and picked it up with his talons.
Tobias you won't be able to shake it! You don't have hands! Ax warned, but by that time the eightball's odd shape had cause Tobias to drop it, and it shattered on the concrete. Suddenly the Animorphs were back to where they were before Steve-0 had come up with this complete waste of time.
Steve-0 watched from his magic crystal computer screen, at his failure to drive the Animorphs off the deep end.
NEXT TIME YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY. DON'T THINK THIS IS THE END, ANIMORPHS. I'LL MAKE AN ENTIRE CLICHÉ CHRONICLES IF I HAVE TOO.
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME. I WILL DESTROY YOU! I WILL DESTROY You. I will oh crap I'm losing my greatness text. I must end the story before I fade into obscurity.
THE END?