THE CLICHÉ 5
Another Shameless Sequel
Author's Note: I decided to show some respect by actually putting some of the fanfic writers names in this story. If I misspell anybody's name, don't worry about it. It's 5:00AM and I haven't had any sleep, be glad you're in the friggin' story at all!
CHAPTER 1
"My name is Steve-0…and I'm a fan-fic-aholic." I said in a room full of fanfic writers like me. Bob was there for moral support, and the fact that I killed his Bridge partners, The Drode, The Ellimist, and The Crayak. So he didn't have anything better to do on a weekend. "I really did want to quit, but now I've written ten fanfics not even counting the ones I did for Sailor Moon. I blame it all on The Cliché."
"Now we can't blame our troubles on our fanfics." Said Forlay one of the elder writers.
"I can. Oh sure I tried to quit. I could be out looking for a job, instead of staying up all night, downing Dr. Pepper, and writing pages and pages worth absolutely no monetary value."
"So when do you think this problem started?" Utahraptor asked.
"It all started after The Cliché 2. That was my baby. After that I was going to quit, you know disappear when I'm at my peak. Instead of sucking my way to oblivion." Steve-0
said solemnly.
"Don't be so hard on yourself." Ruby said.
"I'm not. The Cliché 2 was a masterpiece, the people were demanding more. So I wrote The Cliché 3, and I felt a little Steve-0 die in me. The only thing that saved it was Bob, and 4 I actually tried to make as good as two, but I my fonts were set too high, and again I used Bob to bail me out again. I have become a sell-out!"
"So you hit a slump, you'll bounce back." Pinto said.
"I don't know. Now I got that damn Guardian and his/her damn Anidumbpeoples story to contend with, and I don't think I can do it. I used all the good jokes in my other stories. Plus, there are hardly any bad fanfics out there, unless you count those Something Stupid stories, which I can't even attempt to make a parody of, because I can't make out the toilet-humor ramblings to make out a plot."
"What about Metamorphs?" Dragonesse asked.
"Oh yeah, and what is it with everyone wanting to be a parody writer now. It wouldn't bug me if they didn't use the word 'cliché' in all their titles! That's my word damnit!"
"Well at least you can try to win back some respect in the Cliché 5." Aniblaire said.
"Are you kidding have you read what I've written so far!?!? It sucks ass! I wish I'd never wrote fanfiction!" Suddenly the room disappeared and Bob and I were floating in a vortex.
"The Ellimist?" I looked at Bob.
"No worse, the Webmaster!" Bob cowered.
STEVE-0,
"Yes all mighty allower of posting?"
MY FORM MUST FRIGHTEN YOU SO I SHALL TAKE THE SHAPE OF FIDO, THE FANFICTION..NET'S MASCOT.
"Whatever you wish, bringer of fanfics."
"You can stop kissing up now." Fido said.
"Oh yes, Master of HTML."
"Listen, I have come to grant you your wish. I shall delete every fic you have submitted, therefore, erasing the memories of all who have read them."
"You can do that?" Steve-0 asked.
"I can do anything. I'm a webmaster. Now gaze into my magic crystal bone, and see what life would be like if you never been born."
"uh, you mean submitted a fanfiction." Steve-0 corrected.
"Whatever." Steve-0 gazed into Fido's crystal bone.
"Nothing has changed." Steve-0 answered.
"That's right, you've just learned the most important lesson of all. You're opinions don't mean shit! If you quit writing nobody would care, they'll just read Anidumbpeople when they want to laugh." Fido said.
"You're right! I'm going to quit right now!" Steve-0 cried.
"Good for you!" Fido said as he walked off. When Fido turned the corner the animorphs were there to greet him. Fido dropped his hologram to expose his true form as Erek the Chee.
"Did it work?" Jake asked.
"I don't think Steve-0 will be bothering us anymore." Erek laughed.
"Finally, things can get back to normal around here." Cassie sighed in relief.
They all laughed, and headed back home, little did they know Steve-0 was watching them in the shadows plotting his next move.
"Nice try my pretties, but next time you won't be so lucky."
THE END?