The Cliché 7 part 2
"In other words the sequel to cliché 7"
Author's Note: Please excuse Steve-0 from gym class he has been having irregular bowel
movement, the fitness test will cause a great deal of embarrassment.
Signed
Steve-0's Mom.
"My name is Bob, my boss is Steve-0, well he's not really my boss he's just some slacker
college student who is trying to make a comeback with a series that wasn't that popular to begin
with."
"Screw you Bob!!! I never said you could be the host of this story! It's only proper that I host
this story since this is..."
"...The last cliché. Yeah, yeah, yeah I've been hearing that since the cliché part 5. Face it,
Steve-0, ham-a-holic. You don't even read the series anymore."
"Shhhh, ok, ok, you tell the story, just don't tell anyone I haven't read a book since The
Experiment."
Good. First off let me apologize to Forlay and Andalite Girl, we didn't mean to say you weren't
creative because you write incest stories. If you remember the true objective of the cliché stories
is to parodize some of the most outlandish storylines in the section. Steve-0 actually a big fan of
both of your works.
"Look Bob, if we spend all our time apologizing to all the people we might have offended we'll
be here all night."
Quiet Steve-0. Now when we last left off Steve-0 was charged with a quest by the V.I.W's to
get K.A.A. to keep writing her series. I'm not sure why he accepted since he doesn't read the
books anymore.
"Shut up Bob!"
Can it you overgrown kid. The animorphs decided to strike an unholy alliance with Steve-0 so
they don't end up unemployed. We now leave our heroes, and Steve-0 in front of the
Scholastic Publications building in a major city.
"Okay, Jake what's the plan?" Steve-0 asked.
"Me? You're the oldest, you're in charge!" Jake yelled.
I'm not calling him Prince Steve-0. Ax said.
"Right, well first we need to get past security. Rachel?"
"Talleyho!" Rachel said as she ran up to tackle the security guard.
"Ahhhh! A zombie!" The guard yelled, pulled out his gun, and killed Rachel again. Tobias flew
to her side, turned his head towards Steve-0, and said, Does this mean I'm free to date
Melissa Chapman?
"Grrr...never send a corpse to do a fanfic writers job." Steve-0 grumbled and went up to the
guard. "Excuse me, sir, I have an appointment."
"Go right ahead sir, but your kids will have to wait outside." The guard informed.
"They're not my kids!" He yelled and headed inside. A older woman greeted us with a big
phony smile.
"Hello sir, may I help you?" She asked.
"Yes, my name is Steve-0."
"That guy from that Jackass show on MTV?" She asked.
"No! That dirty little bastard stole my name! Damnit, I'm a writer, not a guy who inhales worms
up his nose!"
"Did you say you're a writer?"
"Um...yes." Steve-0 said meekly.
"Fantastic! The ghost writer's union went on strike, and we need to put out the next
Everworld." The assitant exclaimed.
"I don't have any experience in professional writing." Steve-0 said
"Experience? Why would you need experience?" The assistant said and handed him an acess
card. "Here, go take this to the top floor and speak to K.A. Applegate for a debriefing of the
story." Never one to look a huge plot hole in the mouth Steve-0 seized the opportunity.
K.A. Applegate's office door was a huge and emerald colored. Steve-0 knocked softly, and a
smaller door opened up high above us, and something's head popped out.
"Drode!?!" We exclaimed.
"What do you want?" The Drode asked tempermentally.
"How many times have I killed you in this series?" Steve-0 asked.
"Twice."
"What are you doing here?" I asked.
"I'm K.A.'s receptionist, and a running gag. How can I help you?"
"I'm here to see the writer." Steve-0 said.
"Nobody gets in to see the writer. Not nobody, not no thing, not no how." The Drode said in a
munchkin voice.
"Grrr...I'm pressed for time." Steve-0 waved his pokeball and wiped he Drode from
exsistence. I reminded him that if he just would have shown the access card he would have
probably let us in.
"Nobody quotes the Wizard of Oz in my stories." Steve-0 said as he kicked in the door. We entered the office and were greeted by a giant flaming head.
WHO DARES TO DISTURB THE GREAT AND POWERFUL WRITER.
"You were saying?" I asked.
"Shut up Bob. Excuse me, most honorable creator of the Animorphs." Steve-0 started.
DON'T FORGET EVERWORLD.
"I couldn't if I tried." Steve-0 said acidicly. "I'm Steve-0, a fanfic writer on fanfiction.net."
OH YEAH YOU WRITE THOSE SILLY CLICHÉ STORIES.
"I'm honored that you are familiar with my work."
GOD ARE THOSE STORIES CRAP! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF PROOFREADING?
"Hey!"
WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
"Well the other writers and I wish you would reconsider retiring the Animorph series, because if they won't have anything to write about, and if they don't have anything to write about, I won't have anything to write about."
HMMM...YOU BRING FORTH AN INTERESTING CASE.
"So you'll reconsider?"
NO.
"Hey you dirty, ingrate, it's your fans who made you who you are today." Steve-0 yelled launching himself through the flaming head with fists of fury. Only to find that the head was a hologram and the only thing behind it was a blonde woman sitting behind a desk.
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WOMAN BEHIND THE DESK! The woman said into the microphone.
"Hey I know you. You played Kelly Bundy on Married with Children, and you were also that one chick from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, plus you played Jesse on that old NBC sitcom...what was it called."
JESSE.
"No what was the name of the show?"
JESSE.
"Yeah I know you played Jesse. What was the name of the show?"
JESSE! WELL I GUESS YOU KNOW MY SECRET, K.A. Applegate IS SHORT FOR KRISTINA A. APPLEGATE. I STARTED WRITING BECAUSE I'M A WASHED ACTRESS AND NOW THAT I'M POPULAR AGAIN I'M GETTING BACK INTO SHOWBUSINESS. Steve-0 got a determined look in his eyes and pulled out his pokeball.
"I can't let you do this. It's a crime your ending the Animorph series, but it's an even bigger crime to for you to attempt acting again. Bob the Universal Janitor I choose you!"
"I'm right here Steve-0. It only works if you summon something that's not already around." I informed him.
"Right. Marco I choose you!" I yelled and the little Mexican boy appeared out of the ball.
"Me? Why me? We hate each other." Marco asked.
"We do, which is why I don't care if you get killed in battle." K reached into her pocket and pulled out a magic 8-ball.
"Steve-1 I choose you!"
"Hey you can't choose Steve-1! He's my creation!" I whined as the dopey Andalite clone appeared.
WHY NOT YOU RIP OFF MY CREATIONS ALL THE TIME!
Marco easily got rid of Steve-1 by morphing a virus-infected monkey.
OH DAMNIT! YOU BEAT ME.
"That's why you shouldn't rip off other peoples ideas. So now that I beat you in a fair fight I guess you'll keep writing." Steve-0 said.
NO I THINK I'LL HAVE SECURITY ESCORT YOU OUT INSTEAD. K.A.A. said as she pressed a button, and before we knew it Steve-0 and I were being manhandled out of the Scholastic building.
"Well?" Jake asked expectantly.
"No dice, Steve-0 messed up. Your careers are dead." I informed a disheartened Animorphs.
"Or maybe not, you see I learned something today. The purpose of fanfiction is to keep ongoing stories going. So even if a story or tv show gets canceled. It never really dies because it stays alive in the hearts and creative minds of the fans." Steve-0 said while some cheesy piano music played in the background.
"He's right." Cassie said.
"Yeah, but even so we still won't be getting paid." Marco pointed out.
Good point, let's kill him. Ax said as they all morphed battle morphs.
"Magic pokeball do your stuff." A panicked Steve-0 cried and threw down the ball. We reappeared somewhere in Ohio.
"Well that was fun." I said sarcastically.
"Yes, but it's still missing something." Steve-0 said.
"Hello friends, I'm Harry Potter." A nerdy kid with glasses said as he appeared out of nowhere. Steve-0 closed his eyes and thought really hard. The kid looked somewhat confused as he sensed a large shadow above him. He looked up only to be crushed by a giant statue of the number 13/4.
"That's better." Steve-0 smiled.
"So what do we do now?" I asked.
"I don't know about you, but I'm going to find my Magic 8-ball."
THE END?
Animorphs are property of Scholastic books and K.A.A. No money was made in writing this parody, and no monkey were harmed either.
"In other words the sequel to cliché 7"
Author's Note: Please excuse Steve-0 from gym class he has been having irregular bowel
movement, the fitness test will cause a great deal of embarrassment.
Signed
Steve-0's Mom.
"My name is Bob, my boss is Steve-0, well he's not really my boss he's just some slacker
college student who is trying to make a comeback with a series that wasn't that popular to begin
with."
"Screw you Bob!!! I never said you could be the host of this story! It's only proper that I host
this story since this is..."
"...The last cliché. Yeah, yeah, yeah I've been hearing that since the cliché part 5. Face it,
Steve-0, ham-a-holic. You don't even read the series anymore."
"Shhhh, ok, ok, you tell the story, just don't tell anyone I haven't read a book since The
Experiment."
Good. First off let me apologize to Forlay and Andalite Girl, we didn't mean to say you weren't
creative because you write incest stories. If you remember the true objective of the cliché stories
is to parodize some of the most outlandish storylines in the section. Steve-0 actually a big fan of
both of your works.
"Look Bob, if we spend all our time apologizing to all the people we might have offended we'll
be here all night."
Quiet Steve-0. Now when we last left off Steve-0 was charged with a quest by the V.I.W's to
get K.A.A. to keep writing her series. I'm not sure why he accepted since he doesn't read the
books anymore.
"Shut up Bob!"
Can it you overgrown kid. The animorphs decided to strike an unholy alliance with Steve-0 so
they don't end up unemployed. We now leave our heroes, and Steve-0 in front of the
Scholastic Publications building in a major city.
"Okay, Jake what's the plan?" Steve-0 asked.
"Me? You're the oldest, you're in charge!" Jake yelled.
I'm not calling him Prince Steve-0. Ax said.
"Right, well first we need to get past security. Rachel?"
"Talleyho!" Rachel said as she ran up to tackle the security guard.
"Ahhhh! A zombie!" The guard yelled, pulled out his gun, and killed Rachel again. Tobias flew
to her side, turned his head towards Steve-0, and said, Does this mean I'm free to date
Melissa Chapman?
"Grrr...never send a corpse to do a fanfic writers job." Steve-0 grumbled and went up to the
guard. "Excuse me, sir, I have an appointment."
"Go right ahead sir, but your kids will have to wait outside." The guard informed.
"They're not my kids!" He yelled and headed inside. A older woman greeted us with a big
phony smile.
"Hello sir, may I help you?" She asked.
"Yes, my name is Steve-0."
"That guy from that Jackass show on MTV?" She asked.
"No! That dirty little bastard stole my name! Damnit, I'm a writer, not a guy who inhales worms
up his nose!"
"Did you say you're a writer?"
"Um...yes." Steve-0 said meekly.
"Fantastic! The ghost writer's union went on strike, and we need to put out the next
Everworld." The assitant exclaimed.
"I don't have any experience in professional writing." Steve-0 said
"Experience? Why would you need experience?" The assistant said and handed him an acess
card. "Here, go take this to the top floor and speak to K.A. Applegate for a debriefing of the
story." Never one to look a huge plot hole in the mouth Steve-0 seized the opportunity.
K.A. Applegate's office door was a huge and emerald colored. Steve-0 knocked softly, and a
smaller door opened up high above us, and something's head popped out.
"Drode!?!" We exclaimed.
"What do you want?" The Drode asked tempermentally.
"How many times have I killed you in this series?" Steve-0 asked.
"Twice."
"What are you doing here?" I asked.
"I'm K.A.'s receptionist, and a running gag. How can I help you?"
"I'm here to see the writer." Steve-0 said.
"Nobody gets in to see the writer. Not nobody, not no thing, not no how." The Drode said in a
munchkin voice.
"Grrr...I'm pressed for time." Steve-0 waved his pokeball and wiped he Drode from
exsistence. I reminded him that if he just would have shown the access card he would have
probably let us in.
"Nobody quotes the Wizard of Oz in my stories." Steve-0 said as he kicked in the door. We entered the office and were greeted by a giant flaming head.
WHO DARES TO DISTURB THE GREAT AND POWERFUL WRITER.
"You were saying?" I asked.
"Shut up Bob. Excuse me, most honorable creator of the Animorphs." Steve-0 started.
DON'T FORGET EVERWORLD.
"I couldn't if I tried." Steve-0 said acidicly. "I'm Steve-0, a fanfic writer on fanfiction.net."
OH YEAH YOU WRITE THOSE SILLY CLICHÉ STORIES.
"I'm honored that you are familiar with my work."
GOD ARE THOSE STORIES CRAP! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF PROOFREADING?
"Hey!"
WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
"Well the other writers and I wish you would reconsider retiring the Animorph series, because if they won't have anything to write about, and if they don't have anything to write about, I won't have anything to write about."
HMMM...YOU BRING FORTH AN INTERESTING CASE.
"So you'll reconsider?"
NO.
"Hey you dirty, ingrate, it's your fans who made you who you are today." Steve-0 yelled launching himself through the flaming head with fists of fury. Only to find that the head was a hologram and the only thing behind it was a blonde woman sitting behind a desk.
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WOMAN BEHIND THE DESK! The woman said into the microphone.
"Hey I know you. You played Kelly Bundy on Married with Children, and you were also that one chick from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, plus you played Jesse on that old NBC sitcom...what was it called."
JESSE.
"No what was the name of the show?"
JESSE.
"Yeah I know you played Jesse. What was the name of the show?"
JESSE! WELL I GUESS YOU KNOW MY SECRET, K.A. Applegate IS SHORT FOR KRISTINA A. APPLEGATE. I STARTED WRITING BECAUSE I'M A WASHED ACTRESS AND NOW THAT I'M POPULAR AGAIN I'M GETTING BACK INTO SHOWBUSINESS. Steve-0 got a determined look in his eyes and pulled out his pokeball.
"I can't let you do this. It's a crime your ending the Animorph series, but it's an even bigger crime to for you to attempt acting again. Bob the Universal Janitor I choose you!"
"I'm right here Steve-0. It only works if you summon something that's not already around." I informed him.
"Right. Marco I choose you!" I yelled and the little Mexican boy appeared out of the ball.
"Me? Why me? We hate each other." Marco asked.
"We do, which is why I don't care if you get killed in battle." K reached into her pocket and pulled out a magic 8-ball.
"Steve-1 I choose you!"
"Hey you can't choose Steve-1! He's my creation!" I whined as the dopey Andalite clone appeared.
WHY NOT YOU RIP OFF MY CREATIONS ALL THE TIME!
Marco easily got rid of Steve-1 by morphing a virus-infected monkey.
OH DAMNIT! YOU BEAT ME.
"That's why you shouldn't rip off other peoples ideas. So now that I beat you in a fair fight I guess you'll keep writing." Steve-0 said.
NO I THINK I'LL HAVE SECURITY ESCORT YOU OUT INSTEAD. K.A.A. said as she pressed a button, and before we knew it Steve-0 and I were being manhandled out of the Scholastic building.
"Well?" Jake asked expectantly.
"No dice, Steve-0 messed up. Your careers are dead." I informed a disheartened Animorphs.
"Or maybe not, you see I learned something today. The purpose of fanfiction is to keep ongoing stories going. So even if a story or tv show gets canceled. It never really dies because it stays alive in the hearts and creative minds of the fans." Steve-0 said while some cheesy piano music played in the background.
"He's right." Cassie said.
"Yeah, but even so we still won't be getting paid." Marco pointed out.
Good point, let's kill him. Ax said as they all morphed battle morphs.
"Magic pokeball do your stuff." A panicked Steve-0 cried and threw down the ball. We reappeared somewhere in Ohio.
"Well that was fun." I said sarcastically.
"Yes, but it's still missing something." Steve-0 said.
"Hello friends, I'm Harry Potter." A nerdy kid with glasses said as he appeared out of nowhere. Steve-0 closed his eyes and thought really hard. The kid looked somewhat confused as he sensed a large shadow above him. He looked up only to be crushed by a giant statue of the number 13/4.
"That's better." Steve-0 smiled.
"So what do we do now?" I asked.
"I don't know about you, but I'm going to find my Magic 8-ball."
THE END?
Animorphs are property of Scholastic books and K.A.A. No money was made in writing this parody, and no monkey were harmed either.