Ha ha ha ha ha! Chapter two!!!!!!!yays!!!!!!! okay, no flames, so Kuwabara
still has his hair. I think I'm going to have to change the threat, cause
no one likes Kuwabaka's hair anyway it is ugly and yucky and stupid. So,
if I get flames, um, they will be used, to, um, do something catastrophic
that I haven't been able to think of yet. ENJOY CHAPTER TWO: FLASHBACK
Disclaimer: yeah, yeah, I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, buy I do own Rei and the Demons that attack the team. Oh Yeah. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Chapter 2: The Flashback Hiei's POV
Ow. God damn it OW! Screw it all. Stupid portal. Stupid demons. Stupid Detective. Stupid ningens. Stupid plan. Stupid ferry girl. Stupid Lord of Hell... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* *flashback*
"Hello Hiei!" the overly happy Grim Reaper, Botan, popped up on the branch I'd been dozing on, nearly scaring me out of the tree. Not that I let it show...
"Hn." I said, in my favorite wordless reply. "Let me guess. Another mission? Some more weak demons threatening to take over the human world? And you want me to go get the ningens and Kurama and take them to the Makai to defeat these third class imbeciles?"
"Bingo!" Botan said with a cheery, overly happy, overly peppy, overly shiny smile. That annoying smile then faded. "However, you may not find these demons all that weak. They have set up camp in Kurama's old den. They are...."
I didn't stay to listen to anymore of her foolish talking. I leapt off the branch and sprinted towards Sarayashiki Jr. High, muttering to myself about being "messenger boy"
I got there and sat in a tree until the oaf noticed me right outside the window of the class thing. He pointed me out to the Detective and the Kitsune, and they were all three out the door at the same time, much to the ningen teacher's surprise.
"Um... boys? Where are you going? You have twenty minutes until the period ends! Yusuke? Kuwabara? Suichi?"
I 'hn'ed to myself and jumped down, just as the two bakas and the Kitsune came out the front door, panting, having apparently sprinted down the four flights of stairs they had to come down.
They had the same exact reaction I did. They looked bored and guessed what was going on. This shows everyone how pathetic and repetitious this was coming. The first one to guess was Kuwabaka.
"Let's go to Genkai's and go through the portal there" Yusuke suggested. Isn't he brilliant? That's the only portal around here.
We walked over, Yusuke and Kuwabara falling behind to savor the ningens who were cutting their classes running away in fear. Needless to say, Kurama and I had to wait about ten minutes for them once we got to Genkai's. We stepped through the portal.
"Umm... Okay, now that we're here, how do we know where to go to get these demons dead and get out of here" Kuwabara said with extreme difficulty, as he was shaking 'in his boots' as ningens would say. I would almost applaud him for stringing two words together when he wasn't scared, how anything could get through that thick skull and disgusting hair of his is way beyond me.
"They've set up camp in Kurama's den." I stated, trying not to talk too much around these imbeciles. I turned and started walking. Everyone scrambled to follow me, except Kurama, who was already ahead. I sprinted to him, which only took about a millisecond. We walked in silence for a few hours, when we got close, we followed Kurama around to the back of his concealed cave, to a secret entrance only he knew about. Or so we thought...
A sentry called out "Intruders!" or he would have if I hadn't sliced his throat before he could finish opening his mouth... We walked in, and came into the largest chamber. There, about ten demons were circled around a big purplish swirly thing.
"A portal" Yusuke breathed. Suddenly, much louder he said "HIEI! YOU DIDN'T TELL US THEY'D OPENED A PORTAL!!" Baka ningen! Now our cover was blown! Half the demons went to the walls, and came out with huge weapons. They easily conked out the oaf, and took the Detective by surprise, and he was knocked out. Huge, living chains wrapped themselves around Kurama and me. I melted mine, but Kurama didn't have firepower. They had him. Oh. Finally. I might even have a decent fight on my hands. They ganged up on me from behind. Oh, they're soooooooooo smart. They're really going to take me by surprise. I easily jumped behind them and slit one of them into two pieces lengthwise. His green blood spilled everywhere. Something bashed into my leg. Damn it! I hadn't seen that coming. Wonderful. The bone in my knee was popping out. I looked around to see I had been hit by the chain, which was now burning the skin around my chest, and a demon had his sword and seemed to carving into my neck. That made me mad. I killed him by shooting my katana upwards, and burned the living chain off me again. But now my leg was broken, my neck was sliced, and my chest had third degree burns. Oh well, I'd had worse. I lunged at the biggest huddle of demons, and succeeded in killing three. That would mean I had killed four all together, and there were six to go. Nope, make that five. Four. Finally, there were three left, and I had sustained injuries to both legs, my head, my arms, my chest, and a huge, deep slice on my back. I was about to pass out. The three charged at me, and from close distance, I could kill all of them. But they fell on me, and I was pushed back into the portal. Where I blacked out.
*Out of Hiei's Thoughts*
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You had no idea what to do. Call 911? Yeah, right. And tell them what? There's a guy beat up really bad in my backyard, and he's dying in a puddle of his own blood. No. That wouldn't work. A week ago, some 15 year old girls had murdered guys in their backyards as a test to join a gang or something, got scared, called 911, and the police figured out it was them, and brought them to jail, and they can now look forward to 21 years in the lockdown. But if I don't call 911, this guy will bleed to death, and if I called 911 now, they would arrest me. But I can't just let this guy die. I suddenly remembered the first aid classes I'd taken at Red Cross. No. Noooooooooooooo way. Uh uh. Not me. I am not going to take this creepy, bleeding, dying man into my house and nurse him. Uh uh. Not a chance.
"God, why am I so nice?" you thought as you put this mans arm around your shoulder and dragged him into your house.
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Now that is talent. Please review!
Disclaimer: yeah, yeah, I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, buy I do own Rei and the Demons that attack the team. Oh Yeah. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Chapter 2: The Flashback Hiei's POV
Ow. God damn it OW! Screw it all. Stupid portal. Stupid demons. Stupid Detective. Stupid ningens. Stupid plan. Stupid ferry girl. Stupid Lord of Hell... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* *flashback*
"Hello Hiei!" the overly happy Grim Reaper, Botan, popped up on the branch I'd been dozing on, nearly scaring me out of the tree. Not that I let it show...
"Hn." I said, in my favorite wordless reply. "Let me guess. Another mission? Some more weak demons threatening to take over the human world? And you want me to go get the ningens and Kurama and take them to the Makai to defeat these third class imbeciles?"
"Bingo!" Botan said with a cheery, overly happy, overly peppy, overly shiny smile. That annoying smile then faded. "However, you may not find these demons all that weak. They have set up camp in Kurama's old den. They are...."
I didn't stay to listen to anymore of her foolish talking. I leapt off the branch and sprinted towards Sarayashiki Jr. High, muttering to myself about being "messenger boy"
I got there and sat in a tree until the oaf noticed me right outside the window of the class thing. He pointed me out to the Detective and the Kitsune, and they were all three out the door at the same time, much to the ningen teacher's surprise.
"Um... boys? Where are you going? You have twenty minutes until the period ends! Yusuke? Kuwabara? Suichi?"
I 'hn'ed to myself and jumped down, just as the two bakas and the Kitsune came out the front door, panting, having apparently sprinted down the four flights of stairs they had to come down.
They had the same exact reaction I did. They looked bored and guessed what was going on. This shows everyone how pathetic and repetitious this was coming. The first one to guess was Kuwabaka.
"Let's go to Genkai's and go through the portal there" Yusuke suggested. Isn't he brilliant? That's the only portal around here.
We walked over, Yusuke and Kuwabara falling behind to savor the ningens who were cutting their classes running away in fear. Needless to say, Kurama and I had to wait about ten minutes for them once we got to Genkai's. We stepped through the portal.
"Umm... Okay, now that we're here, how do we know where to go to get these demons dead and get out of here" Kuwabara said with extreme difficulty, as he was shaking 'in his boots' as ningens would say. I would almost applaud him for stringing two words together when he wasn't scared, how anything could get through that thick skull and disgusting hair of his is way beyond me.
"They've set up camp in Kurama's den." I stated, trying not to talk too much around these imbeciles. I turned and started walking. Everyone scrambled to follow me, except Kurama, who was already ahead. I sprinted to him, which only took about a millisecond. We walked in silence for a few hours, when we got close, we followed Kurama around to the back of his concealed cave, to a secret entrance only he knew about. Or so we thought...
A sentry called out "Intruders!" or he would have if I hadn't sliced his throat before he could finish opening his mouth... We walked in, and came into the largest chamber. There, about ten demons were circled around a big purplish swirly thing.
"A portal" Yusuke breathed. Suddenly, much louder he said "HIEI! YOU DIDN'T TELL US THEY'D OPENED A PORTAL!!" Baka ningen! Now our cover was blown! Half the demons went to the walls, and came out with huge weapons. They easily conked out the oaf, and took the Detective by surprise, and he was knocked out. Huge, living chains wrapped themselves around Kurama and me. I melted mine, but Kurama didn't have firepower. They had him. Oh. Finally. I might even have a decent fight on my hands. They ganged up on me from behind. Oh, they're soooooooooo smart. They're really going to take me by surprise. I easily jumped behind them and slit one of them into two pieces lengthwise. His green blood spilled everywhere. Something bashed into my leg. Damn it! I hadn't seen that coming. Wonderful. The bone in my knee was popping out. I looked around to see I had been hit by the chain, which was now burning the skin around my chest, and a demon had his sword and seemed to carving into my neck. That made me mad. I killed him by shooting my katana upwards, and burned the living chain off me again. But now my leg was broken, my neck was sliced, and my chest had third degree burns. Oh well, I'd had worse. I lunged at the biggest huddle of demons, and succeeded in killing three. That would mean I had killed four all together, and there were six to go. Nope, make that five. Four. Finally, there were three left, and I had sustained injuries to both legs, my head, my arms, my chest, and a huge, deep slice on my back. I was about to pass out. The three charged at me, and from close distance, I could kill all of them. But they fell on me, and I was pushed back into the portal. Where I blacked out.
*Out of Hiei's Thoughts*
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You had no idea what to do. Call 911? Yeah, right. And tell them what? There's a guy beat up really bad in my backyard, and he's dying in a puddle of his own blood. No. That wouldn't work. A week ago, some 15 year old girls had murdered guys in their backyards as a test to join a gang or something, got scared, called 911, and the police figured out it was them, and brought them to jail, and they can now look forward to 21 years in the lockdown. But if I don't call 911, this guy will bleed to death, and if I called 911 now, they would arrest me. But I can't just let this guy die. I suddenly remembered the first aid classes I'd taken at Red Cross. No. Noooooooooooooo way. Uh uh. Not me. I am not going to take this creepy, bleeding, dying man into my house and nurse him. Uh uh. Not a chance.
"God, why am I so nice?" you thought as you put this mans arm around your shoulder and dragged him into your house.
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Now that is talent. Please review!