Chapter, um.... One second *calls back to behind the set* WHAT CHAPTER ARE WE
ON?! *lowly janitor people reply* Nine!
Ah. Yes. Chapter nine of my wonderful story. Now, to answer notes...
Chickyho- thank you for the suggestion. Me like. Me use.
Okay, in case you haven't notice, I do use people's suggestions. But if you give me a suggestion, and I don't use it, don't be offended.
Okay and, I'm going to Arizona this week, so my next update might not be until Saturday.
EVERYONE MUST READ THIS NOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, in case you didn't notice, Hiei was acting a little like Rei in the last chapter during his POV time. That is because, well, you remember in the early early chapters, when Rei mentions having the power to make people believe what she wants them to believe, or do what she wants them to do, but it doesn't always work? Well, in Rei's mind, that power is stronger, and he was kind of, well, blasted with Rei-ness, which if he had been expecting, he could have easily brushed off.
CHAPTER NINE: GRANDMA'S EVIL BOOT CAMP
You stepped through the portal after Hiei, feeling so embarrassed. You had just had flashbacks to the weirdest memories. Of sunny picnics, and your mom, and that, um, incident in third grade where you disappeared, which you had trying to forget. And Hiei had been in your mind through that. Had he seen that? Oh, god, if he saw that, then he saw you in front of a mirror dancing and singing, and dressed like Britney Spears. You blushed. However, your face paled again when you saw where you were. You were outside one hell of a big scary building. You stopped walking, and stared up at it, until Kurama gave you a light push in the back. You started walking again, but kind of slower than you had been before. Yusuke led you all into a room with some sofas, books, and a lady a little shorter than you, only a little, but you had been so used to being the shortest one that you had to do your mental victory dance.
"Hello." The lady said in a scratchy voice. "You must be Rei. I am Genkai. I will train you in fighting techniques."
FIGHTING? Oooooooh no. No way. Uh uh. Not you. "fighting?" you asked.
"Yes" said a voice you didn't recognize from behind you. You whipped around and almost fainted. There was a toddler with a huge hat floating in the air in front of you. "I am Koenma," it said "The ruler of the spirit world. You have to know how to defend yourself against things that might want to take you, um... talent. You must stay here until we can figure out how to harness your power into something that may be suitable for fighting with. As for your powers, nothing is known about them except that they are highly unusual. You can create portals to travel time or space. You can reach any destination that you would ever wish to go, and if we don't train you, you may reach destinations that you don't want to go."
"Okay..." you said, now feeling revolted. This toddler was giving you orders, and explaining stuff about you that even you didn't know. "Is there anything more about me and MY life that maybe I might just want to know?" *10 points if you can tell what movie that's from, 20 points if you know the actress' name who says it, 30 points if you know what lead part she has next, 40 points if you know the name of that movie she's starring in next, 50 points if you know when it's coming out* "ugh." You said. "So... where's my room?" you asked.
"I'll take you there." Volunteered Kurama. "I suggest you get a good night's sleep, training starts tomorrow at 4:00. That's in..." he consulted his watch "three hours. You should sleep now." you were too spaced out to even register what he said, and you just followed him listlessly up the staircases, and down the halls till you came to a plain bedroom with an adjoining bathroom and just slumped down on the bed and slept.
The next morning you were woken by a voice. "GET UP SLACKER!!!!!!!!" it screamed. You groaned and looked over at the alarm clock. 4:30. Ugh. You did not have time for this. It was too early. You would have to go to school soon. Then you remembered it was Sunday. Okay, no school, but being Sunday, that meant that you could sleep late. You then looked at the clock again. That wasn't your clock. You looked at the ceiling. Nope, not your ceiling. There were no pictures of Orlando Bloom. You went through in your head the events of last night. Oh yeah! You were at, the, um, Reikai Tantei place. That was Genkai's voice. With that, you were shoved out of the bed, and landed right on your ass on the ground. Ow. Genkai folded her hands behind her back, and walked out of the room, satisfied. From down the hall you heard her voice.
"I want you outside in five minutes!" Ugh. Whaaaaateeeever! Your bags were still where you had dropped them, and you put on a pair of black sweats, a pink T that said "I went to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here." Chelsea had given it to you for Christmas, and a black zip up sweatshirt. You went into the bathroom, brushed you hair, teeth, put on deodorant, put on you sneakers, and stepped out into the hallway. Hiei was standing there.
"Genkai wanted you outside ten minutes ago." He stated coldly with no emotion whatsoever.
"Well. Good morning to you too, three eyes. Aren't we happy today." Ugh. You could not put up with his drama this morning. It wasn't fair. He used that monotone too much. He kind of growled at you. Oh. Scary.
He turned away. "It's against my code to fight someone as week as you who has also helped me." You sighed inwardly. Good. If Hiei had wanted to fight you, you would be Sidewalk Smush right now. He walked away.
"That's right! You better run!" you called after him. You walked along the hall until you glimpsed some daylight, and walked out onto a field that ended in a forest.
"You're late." Said Genkai.
"Well excuse me for being human, and having human needs." You said. Her reply scared you.
"You are not human. You are not demon. We do not know what you are. Now, let's get to work. I want you to levitate."
"Wait, what? Levitate? How am I going to do that?" you asked her.
"I need to see your power." She said. "You will use it to push yourself up invisibly. Sit down, and I want you to meditate. Go into your mind and find your power. Learn how to command it. Then make it levitate you."
You stared at her, gaping. "Uh huh. Okay... maybe this would be a good time to tell you that I've never meditated before. Isn't it that thing that those people from India who are human pretzels do?" you asked.
Genkai answered non emotionally, kind of like Hiei. "Meditation is a very difficult exercise. Doing it for your purposes will put more strain on your body than a ten mile race. Also, if it is done wrong, with your power, you may be zapped to the inside of the earth, or a just as dangerous place. After meditation, we will have to work on making you a 'human pretzel.'
And so your first day in Grandma's evil boot camp began.
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Hahaha! Now you will be left hanging! Now, as I told you at the top, I'm going to Arizona until Friday night, but I promise I'll write at least two chapters while I'm there. Rei will fall in love with Hiei, but now they just don't know it *rubs hands together* oh yes, I'm evil.
Ah. Yes. Chapter nine of my wonderful story. Now, to answer notes...
Chickyho- thank you for the suggestion. Me like. Me use.
Okay, in case you haven't notice, I do use people's suggestions. But if you give me a suggestion, and I don't use it, don't be offended.
Okay and, I'm going to Arizona this week, so my next update might not be until Saturday.
EVERYONE MUST READ THIS NOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, in case you didn't notice, Hiei was acting a little like Rei in the last chapter during his POV time. That is because, well, you remember in the early early chapters, when Rei mentions having the power to make people believe what she wants them to believe, or do what she wants them to do, but it doesn't always work? Well, in Rei's mind, that power is stronger, and he was kind of, well, blasted with Rei-ness, which if he had been expecting, he could have easily brushed off.
CHAPTER NINE: GRANDMA'S EVIL BOOT CAMP
You stepped through the portal after Hiei, feeling so embarrassed. You had just had flashbacks to the weirdest memories. Of sunny picnics, and your mom, and that, um, incident in third grade where you disappeared, which you had trying to forget. And Hiei had been in your mind through that. Had he seen that? Oh, god, if he saw that, then he saw you in front of a mirror dancing and singing, and dressed like Britney Spears. You blushed. However, your face paled again when you saw where you were. You were outside one hell of a big scary building. You stopped walking, and stared up at it, until Kurama gave you a light push in the back. You started walking again, but kind of slower than you had been before. Yusuke led you all into a room with some sofas, books, and a lady a little shorter than you, only a little, but you had been so used to being the shortest one that you had to do your mental victory dance.
"Hello." The lady said in a scratchy voice. "You must be Rei. I am Genkai. I will train you in fighting techniques."
FIGHTING? Oooooooh no. No way. Uh uh. Not you. "fighting?" you asked.
"Yes" said a voice you didn't recognize from behind you. You whipped around and almost fainted. There was a toddler with a huge hat floating in the air in front of you. "I am Koenma," it said "The ruler of the spirit world. You have to know how to defend yourself against things that might want to take you, um... talent. You must stay here until we can figure out how to harness your power into something that may be suitable for fighting with. As for your powers, nothing is known about them except that they are highly unusual. You can create portals to travel time or space. You can reach any destination that you would ever wish to go, and if we don't train you, you may reach destinations that you don't want to go."
"Okay..." you said, now feeling revolted. This toddler was giving you orders, and explaining stuff about you that even you didn't know. "Is there anything more about me and MY life that maybe I might just want to know?" *10 points if you can tell what movie that's from, 20 points if you know the actress' name who says it, 30 points if you know what lead part she has next, 40 points if you know the name of that movie she's starring in next, 50 points if you know when it's coming out* "ugh." You said. "So... where's my room?" you asked.
"I'll take you there." Volunteered Kurama. "I suggest you get a good night's sleep, training starts tomorrow at 4:00. That's in..." he consulted his watch "three hours. You should sleep now." you were too spaced out to even register what he said, and you just followed him listlessly up the staircases, and down the halls till you came to a plain bedroom with an adjoining bathroom and just slumped down on the bed and slept.
The next morning you were woken by a voice. "GET UP SLACKER!!!!!!!!" it screamed. You groaned and looked over at the alarm clock. 4:30. Ugh. You did not have time for this. It was too early. You would have to go to school soon. Then you remembered it was Sunday. Okay, no school, but being Sunday, that meant that you could sleep late. You then looked at the clock again. That wasn't your clock. You looked at the ceiling. Nope, not your ceiling. There were no pictures of Orlando Bloom. You went through in your head the events of last night. Oh yeah! You were at, the, um, Reikai Tantei place. That was Genkai's voice. With that, you were shoved out of the bed, and landed right on your ass on the ground. Ow. Genkai folded her hands behind her back, and walked out of the room, satisfied. From down the hall you heard her voice.
"I want you outside in five minutes!" Ugh. Whaaaaateeeever! Your bags were still where you had dropped them, and you put on a pair of black sweats, a pink T that said "I went to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here." Chelsea had given it to you for Christmas, and a black zip up sweatshirt. You went into the bathroom, brushed you hair, teeth, put on deodorant, put on you sneakers, and stepped out into the hallway. Hiei was standing there.
"Genkai wanted you outside ten minutes ago." He stated coldly with no emotion whatsoever.
"Well. Good morning to you too, three eyes. Aren't we happy today." Ugh. You could not put up with his drama this morning. It wasn't fair. He used that monotone too much. He kind of growled at you. Oh. Scary.
He turned away. "It's against my code to fight someone as week as you who has also helped me." You sighed inwardly. Good. If Hiei had wanted to fight you, you would be Sidewalk Smush right now. He walked away.
"That's right! You better run!" you called after him. You walked along the hall until you glimpsed some daylight, and walked out onto a field that ended in a forest.
"You're late." Said Genkai.
"Well excuse me for being human, and having human needs." You said. Her reply scared you.
"You are not human. You are not demon. We do not know what you are. Now, let's get to work. I want you to levitate."
"Wait, what? Levitate? How am I going to do that?" you asked her.
"I need to see your power." She said. "You will use it to push yourself up invisibly. Sit down, and I want you to meditate. Go into your mind and find your power. Learn how to command it. Then make it levitate you."
You stared at her, gaping. "Uh huh. Okay... maybe this would be a good time to tell you that I've never meditated before. Isn't it that thing that those people from India who are human pretzels do?" you asked.
Genkai answered non emotionally, kind of like Hiei. "Meditation is a very difficult exercise. Doing it for your purposes will put more strain on your body than a ten mile race. Also, if it is done wrong, with your power, you may be zapped to the inside of the earth, or a just as dangerous place. After meditation, we will have to work on making you a 'human pretzel.'
And so your first day in Grandma's evil boot camp began.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Hahaha! Now you will be left hanging! Now, as I told you at the top, I'm going to Arizona until Friday night, but I promise I'll write at least two chapters while I'm there. Rei will fall in love with Hiei, but now they just don't know it *rubs hands together* oh yes, I'm evil.