Chapter 3: Ron's slutty sister
That night, Harry and Ron stumbled back into Griffindor Common Room, exhausted from three full hours of Quidditch practice.
Harry eager for rest, was first to head straight to bed. But soon he was running back to the common room.
"Uh Ron?" he said quietly.
"Yeah?"
"I don't recommend you go to bed just yet."
"Why?"
"Er...just trust me on this one..."
"No, seriously why?"
"Ok, Neville and your sister are making out on your bed." said Harry softly.
"What?!?" shouted Ron. "That little animal!"
"That's not the worst part." Said Harry even quieter. "Seamus and Dean are watching from behind the curtains!"
That was all Ron needed to hear. He stormed up the stairs three steps at a time in an absolute rage, and Harry followed. Sure enough, as he entered the dormitory, he saw Seamus and Dean crouching in front of his bed, peeping through the narrow slit in the drawn curtains. As they saw him they both whirled around and stood up frantically, their backs upright.
"Er... hey Ron... how's stuff?" asked Seamus.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" barked Ron viciously.
"Well you see we were just, uh, checking out these curtains... they have such a pretty pattern on them don't you agree Seamus?" Said Dean, and Seamus nodded repeatedly.
"Don't give me that bull you disgusting perverts. You call yourself friends? YOU WERE LOOKING AT THIS WEREN'T YOU!" Ron yelled as he flung back the curtains in a dramatic swipe.
Sure enough, Ginny and Neville were there sitting on his bed, Ginny on Neville's lap, their hair messy, and looking very sheepish.
Ron grabbed Ginny by the ear and pulled her out.
"Owwww my ear!" Ginny whined angrily.
"How could you be so disgusting!?" he said hotly. "How am I ever going to sleep tonight knowing you did....STUFF right here on my bed??"
"Let go of me, you jerk. I'm not your little sister anymore, I can do whatever I want!" retorted Ginny childishly as she pulled free from Ron's grip.
"NOT WHEN IT INVOLVES NEVILLE 'S ASS PRINT ON MY PILLOW!"
Neville quickly stood up from the bed, and sure enough, he had been sitting on Ron's pillow. It now had two, even, bowl shaped dents on it. Seamus and Dean laughed, as he, red-faced, quickly turned the pillow over.
"WHY MY BED, HUH, NEVILLE? WHY NOT YOUR OWN BED, HUH? WHY- NOT- YOURS??? " said Ron edging towards him threateningly.
"And let Trevor see me??? " said Neville shocked. "You know that's his hangout spot!"
"OH IT'S NOT OKAY FOR A TOAD TO SEE YOU, BUT TWO OF YOUR OWN CLASSMATES IS FINE???"
"You we're watching, huh?" said Ginny to Dean and Seamus. She gave them both a flirty smile and they grinned back. "Saw anything you liked?"
"OH ENOUGH! HAVE YOU NO DIGNITY? GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE I DECIDE TO SEND AN OWL TO MUM ABOUT THIS DISPLAY..."
"You wouldn't..." said Ginny defiantly, but Ron raised his eyebrows and she knew instantly he wasn't kidding.
"My god, you're so uptight. It was just a bit of fun! You're worse than Percy!" she said, and stormed off.
Ron sighed. He was sick of yelling at her. He was actually quite used to his sister's behaviour and knew there was nothing he could do. Ginny had been out of control ever since her fifth year. Everyone at Hogwarts knew of her guy addiction, and made bets as to who would be her new boyfriend each week.
He turned around and found Neville, Seamus, and Dean all standing there dumbly looking somewhat disappointed. He glared at them all angrily.
"L-listen Ron, I'm sorry..." said Neville. "Don't be mad at us....please let me explain....you see...your sister is really quite hot..."
Ron looked at him in disgust.
"Or not. Oh look, it's past my bedtime, bye!" he said quickly as he scampered to his four poster bed and drew the curtains.
"Er...we...now...bed ...head...off...too" stuttered Seamus as he and Dean scurried away like frightened mice into their respective beds, and hurriedly pulled their curtains shut, leaving Ron and Harry standing alone. Ron's face was red with anger.
"Ron?" said Harry.
"Yeah?" said Ron.
"I have an extra pillow case, if you want to use it." He said.
"Thanks Harry." Said Ron glumly.
"And if it makes you feel any better... I don't think her nipple ever made an appearance..."
"Maybe you should get to bed." said Ron turning slowly to face him, his mouth twitching.
"I think so too." said Harry quickly, and off he went.
Author's Note: Thanks all for reviewing! Lucidity, you're right, this is more of a comedy...so I'm changing the category to comedy/adventure, even though there will definitely be romantic elements. Hope you all enjoy the next chapter and please review!
That night, Harry and Ron stumbled back into Griffindor Common Room, exhausted from three full hours of Quidditch practice.
Harry eager for rest, was first to head straight to bed. But soon he was running back to the common room.
"Uh Ron?" he said quietly.
"Yeah?"
"I don't recommend you go to bed just yet."
"Why?"
"Er...just trust me on this one..."
"No, seriously why?"
"Ok, Neville and your sister are making out on your bed." said Harry softly.
"What?!?" shouted Ron. "That little animal!"
"That's not the worst part." Said Harry even quieter. "Seamus and Dean are watching from behind the curtains!"
That was all Ron needed to hear. He stormed up the stairs three steps at a time in an absolute rage, and Harry followed. Sure enough, as he entered the dormitory, he saw Seamus and Dean crouching in front of his bed, peeping through the narrow slit in the drawn curtains. As they saw him they both whirled around and stood up frantically, their backs upright.
"Er... hey Ron... how's stuff?" asked Seamus.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" barked Ron viciously.
"Well you see we were just, uh, checking out these curtains... they have such a pretty pattern on them don't you agree Seamus?" Said Dean, and Seamus nodded repeatedly.
"Don't give me that bull you disgusting perverts. You call yourself friends? YOU WERE LOOKING AT THIS WEREN'T YOU!" Ron yelled as he flung back the curtains in a dramatic swipe.
Sure enough, Ginny and Neville were there sitting on his bed, Ginny on Neville's lap, their hair messy, and looking very sheepish.
Ron grabbed Ginny by the ear and pulled her out.
"Owwww my ear!" Ginny whined angrily.
"How could you be so disgusting!?" he said hotly. "How am I ever going to sleep tonight knowing you did....STUFF right here on my bed??"
"Let go of me, you jerk. I'm not your little sister anymore, I can do whatever I want!" retorted Ginny childishly as she pulled free from Ron's grip.
"NOT WHEN IT INVOLVES NEVILLE 'S ASS PRINT ON MY PILLOW!"
Neville quickly stood up from the bed, and sure enough, he had been sitting on Ron's pillow. It now had two, even, bowl shaped dents on it. Seamus and Dean laughed, as he, red-faced, quickly turned the pillow over.
"WHY MY BED, HUH, NEVILLE? WHY NOT YOUR OWN BED, HUH? WHY- NOT- YOURS??? " said Ron edging towards him threateningly.
"And let Trevor see me??? " said Neville shocked. "You know that's his hangout spot!"
"OH IT'S NOT OKAY FOR A TOAD TO SEE YOU, BUT TWO OF YOUR OWN CLASSMATES IS FINE???"
"You we're watching, huh?" said Ginny to Dean and Seamus. She gave them both a flirty smile and they grinned back. "Saw anything you liked?"
"OH ENOUGH! HAVE YOU NO DIGNITY? GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE I DECIDE TO SEND AN OWL TO MUM ABOUT THIS DISPLAY..."
"You wouldn't..." said Ginny defiantly, but Ron raised his eyebrows and she knew instantly he wasn't kidding.
"My god, you're so uptight. It was just a bit of fun! You're worse than Percy!" she said, and stormed off.
Ron sighed. He was sick of yelling at her. He was actually quite used to his sister's behaviour and knew there was nothing he could do. Ginny had been out of control ever since her fifth year. Everyone at Hogwarts knew of her guy addiction, and made bets as to who would be her new boyfriend each week.
He turned around and found Neville, Seamus, and Dean all standing there dumbly looking somewhat disappointed. He glared at them all angrily.
"L-listen Ron, I'm sorry..." said Neville. "Don't be mad at us....please let me explain....you see...your sister is really quite hot..."
Ron looked at him in disgust.
"Or not. Oh look, it's past my bedtime, bye!" he said quickly as he scampered to his four poster bed and drew the curtains.
"Er...we...now...bed ...head...off...too" stuttered Seamus as he and Dean scurried away like frightened mice into their respective beds, and hurriedly pulled their curtains shut, leaving Ron and Harry standing alone. Ron's face was red with anger.
"Ron?" said Harry.
"Yeah?" said Ron.
"I have an extra pillow case, if you want to use it." He said.
"Thanks Harry." Said Ron glumly.
"And if it makes you feel any better... I don't think her nipple ever made an appearance..."
"Maybe you should get to bed." said Ron turning slowly to face him, his mouth twitching.
"I think so too." said Harry quickly, and off he went.
Author's Note: Thanks all for reviewing! Lucidity, you're right, this is more of a comedy...so I'm changing the category to comedy/adventure, even though there will definitely be romantic elements. Hope you all enjoy the next chapter and please review!