© Jess-chan
Disclaimer: I don't own SK; I don't even own Kuroneko-sama of Trigun… damn it all…
But someday I will… BWAHAHAHAHAHA~~ Oh, and yeah it's ever so slightly AU… ^^;; you'll find out soon enough!
Kuroneko: ¬_¬;; mmyaaaaaa… myaa~~~ [Why did this idiotic girl drag me into this?]
Oh, and so I won't confuse you all readers out there:
"text" – speaking
'text' – thoughts
[text] – kuroneko's ramblings
[text] – kuroneko's thoughts
It was so simple… so painfully simple.
Why the heck did he not think of it in the first place~~~?! He may not be able to rid the world of the unworthy, filthy humans due to some interference (*cough*his own brother*cough*) but he would be able to… for lack of better term… get even with them.
After all, psychological welfare was so much fulfilling. Not to mention entertaining.
With that, Asakura Hao, gathered his so-called ace card into his arms, a wide maniacal grin forming upon his lips. As he strikes a pose trump card secured between his hands
With it, he could rule the world~~~ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA—oh, wait… he can't… But it would be a good joke. He'd especially like the look upon Anna's face.
The demented grin of his, if possible, got wider.
Yoh stared.
It stared back.
"Who was it from Yoh-sama?"
"There was no return address, much less a name… dakedo…"
Tamao cocked her head to a side, polite interest evident upon her sweet features. "?"
"It's so kawaii~~~" Yoh engulfed the black kitten into a hug.
Tamao sweat dropped.
"Maybe we should dispose of it."
Yoh stared at his fiancé. "Anna, that's plain mean!"
"No return address, no information whoever sent it, for all we know it might be another joke from your maniacal twin brother."
"Demo Anna, what could an innocent neko-chan do? Besides, onii-chan won't do something like that!"
"Right," sarcasm dripped at every single word, Anna continued, "like he didn't any intention when he accidentally put muriatic acid on our food."
Yoh beamed at her. "You know that, onii-chan is completely helpless when he's in the kitchen."
Anna scoffed. Tamao sweat dropped more.
Anna pouted as Yoh resumed playing with the cute black kitten that mysteriously appeared literally at the front of their steps, mewing innocently, an equally harmless ribbon about its neck, with a simple card, which said:
Enjoy it to the fullest of your extentBut be very careful of what you wish for.
The simple two sentences were foreboding. A secret meaning… 'Be very careful of what you wish for… what does it mean? Will it lead to trouble?'
Anna watched as Yoh played with the cat that was—without any surprise—mewing.
She just wished that she were wrong.
Silence had resumed, and it would've hung there for quite some time if Tamao had not spoken up.
"Anou, Yoh-sama what will you name your new pet?"
"Hmm, you're right Tamao-chan! That's really great you thought of that." Tamao colored slightly at the compliment, whilst Anna ignored it. She was quite aware of the pink-haired girl's infatuation towards Yoh-sama. It was one of those painfully obvious things.
Unfortunately, Yoh had to be one of those painfully dense persons.
"Hmm… do you have any idea Anna?" the blonde ignored him. Yoh did not by any chance falter, annoyingly happy smile still in place. "How about you Tamao?" She shook her head timidly.
"Well, I guess I'll guess I'll have to do it myself…"
That was when epiphany struck.
Yoh's trademark smile widened. "I've got an idea!"
"Mou! Onii-chan stop slacking! Yoh-kun is probably waiting for us. He seemed so exited over the phone. I wonder what surprise he has for us. He told us that he has something to show—"
Pilika twitched as she realized that her older brother had not been listening to a word she was saying, but there was a goofy smile plastered upon his face. He was probably thinking of the numerous desserts awaiting him in the Asakura Manor, and the gentle pink-haired angel who was more than willing to give him another slice of her famed Blueberry Cheesecake.
Pilika twitched. "ONII-CHAN~~~!"
Silence followed and then a resounding slap.
Yoh came back into the room with a pitcher full of water and a basin.
Anna raised an eyebrow. Tamao blinked.
"Yoh what the heck are you doing?" The two females watched as Yoh placed the black neko-chan in the basin.
"Yoh-sama?"
Yoh turned to them. "I was planning on baptizing, kitty!"
Silence.
…
Tamao sweat dropped, a nerve below Anna's right eye started to twitch in a spastic rhythm.
"Yoh no baka!"
A few minutes later, after Anna had convinced the future shaman king that cats and water do not mix well (and after persuading him that he did NOT need a garden hose), the kitty was given a name and everyone was happy.
"I introduce to you…"
Silence took over, it was as if they were expecting a drum roll.
"Kuroneko-sama~~~"
The two girls shared a look. Tamao then sweat dropped.
"Itai, itai~~~ mou, Pilika, you didn't have to pull me by the ear!"
Anna had a ghost of a smile across her lips, Yoh his usual easy grin, Tamao worried about the red slap mark across Horo's right cheek, and Pilika in her usual cheerful demeanor.
"Konichiwa, Anna-san, Yoh-kun, Tamao-chan!" Horo followed the sentiment and greeted everyone.
"So, Yoh what's this surprise you're about to reveal from us?" Horo questioned after everyone had settled around a table, with tea, and of course, cake.
Horo did his disappearing act. Within a matter of seconds the piece of cheesecake had vanished, all the way into his digestive system. And to no surprise asked for another slice.
A relatively normal day?
Well, everything goes downhill from there… when Horo follows Tamao to the kitchen.
Tsuzuku
For my tomodachi-tachi… you people know who you are! And my future reviewers… if I have any that is-___-U
Kuroneko: myaa… [damn right you are.]
So mean…