Ahhhhh....typing a lord of the rings fanfiction while listening to my lord
of the rings soundtracks, staring at my Frodo watermark and my homemade
Frodo background, as the floor around me is littered with Frodo-
everything.....I'm in bliss.... *sighs happily*
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Queen of Shadows frowned. She had come so far to see Elladan and Elrohir, and now two elves were standing in the doorway of the twins' bedchambers, blocking her.
"This area is off-limit to civilians," said one of the elves.
"I'm terribly sorry," answered Queen of Shadows, "I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately."
The two elves looked at each other, then back at Queen of Shadows. "Are you not a civilian?"
"Uh...no..." replied Queen of Shadows.
"Then you must answer three questions correctly to pass through."
"Okay."
"First...what is your name?"
"Queen of Shadows."
"What is your quest?"
"To seek the Holy Gra- I mean, to seek Elladan and Elrohir."
"Thirdly...what's the air/speed velocity of a swallow carrying a coconut?"
"Do you mean a Lothlórien swallow or a Gondorian swallow?"
The two elves glanced at each other. "I don't know..."
They were magically flung into a random pit, and Queen of Shadows proceeded into Elladan's and Elrohir's bedchambers.
********* If you haven't seen Pirates of the Caribbean or Monty Python and the Holy Grail...GO SEE THEM, NOW!!!!!! That's all I've got to say, because I'm assuming that you've read/seen Lord of the Rings. If you've done neither, you wouldn't be reading this (I hope). If you haven't read/seen Lord of the Rings, FOR GOD SAKES, CHILD, DO IT, NOW, BEFORE YOU BRING DEATH AND DESTRUCTION (and muffins, but that's besides the point) TO US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~NiennaElanor, crazed Frodo fangirl and Tolkien expert extraordinaire~
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Queen of Shadows frowned. She had come so far to see Elladan and Elrohir, and now two elves were standing in the doorway of the twins' bedchambers, blocking her.
"This area is off-limit to civilians," said one of the elves.
"I'm terribly sorry," answered Queen of Shadows, "I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately."
The two elves looked at each other, then back at Queen of Shadows. "Are you not a civilian?"
"Uh...no..." replied Queen of Shadows.
"Then you must answer three questions correctly to pass through."
"Okay."
"First...what is your name?"
"Queen of Shadows."
"What is your quest?"
"To seek the Holy Gra- I mean, to seek Elladan and Elrohir."
"Thirdly...what's the air/speed velocity of a swallow carrying a coconut?"
"Do you mean a Lothlórien swallow or a Gondorian swallow?"
The two elves glanced at each other. "I don't know..."
They were magically flung into a random pit, and Queen of Shadows proceeded into Elladan's and Elrohir's bedchambers.
********* If you haven't seen Pirates of the Caribbean or Monty Python and the Holy Grail...GO SEE THEM, NOW!!!!!! That's all I've got to say, because I'm assuming that you've read/seen Lord of the Rings. If you've done neither, you wouldn't be reading this (I hope). If you haven't read/seen Lord of the Rings, FOR GOD SAKES, CHILD, DO IT, NOW, BEFORE YOU BRING DEATH AND DESTRUCTION (and muffins, but that's besides the point) TO US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~NiennaElanor, crazed Frodo fangirl and Tolkien expert extraordinaire~