Bitter Till the End

Chapter three

You gotta be kidding me

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Author's: Thanks for all your reviews!!! I really appreciate it!!!! Well this is gonna be chapter 3.

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(A/N: Lets Take a break from Kenshin and Kaoru for a while and see what little Yahiko was up to. Don't worry Kenshin and Kaoru will be in this chapter.)

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Yahiko's POV

I just woke up and went down stairs to find my gramps making breakfast. He told me to wake my sis up and get ready for school. I went to her room to find her half awake and with a smile on her. I decided to break her smile by saying "Hey busu! Wake up! Get your big bubble butt out of bed!"

That certainly woke her up. She grabbed her bokken and chased me around the house till I found my gramps and hid behind him. She told me she'll take of me after school. Then I suddenly didn't feel well. Maybe because Kaoru was gonna beat me up after school or it was her cooking that made me feel this way or both. I told my gramps that I didn't feel well. He checked my temperature since he was a doctor. He told me I was fine and get ready for school.

I rode my bike to school, Tokyo Middle School, it was next to my sister school. I usually rode my bike with her but what I did to her this mourning, I probably be sick for real. I arrived to school and put it in those rack and put a lock on it.

"I went to class to find my buddies Tayoka, Shuchi, and Koji. They were talking and playing a game so I decided to see Tsubame. She was sitting at her desk very quietly. This was gonna be the day when I ask her out for a date. Sano has been coaching me and told me it was gonna work like a charm till I told him to demonstrate it to me. I saw him walking toward a girl till I heard a smack. I began to sweatdrop, so I decided to ask my idol, Kenshin.

He told me he never asked a girl out before because he likes someone else and that he's too shy. I know he has a crush on busu. That gave me nightmares for a week or so. I got over it and ask Sakura. She gave me great advice. She told me that I should be myself, since Tsubame already likes me for who I am. She was really nice unlike an old hag I know and to think I ask Sano, I mean he's Tsubame older brother for goodness sake.

I got to her desk to find her smiling at me. I began to blush and stared to say "Um hey Tsubame...I was wondering...if your not to busy this weekend...we could you know hang out and do stuff? Are you asking me out on a date Yahiko-chan? Don't call me chan and no I don't... I mean yeah I'm asking you out on a date. Okay let me ask my brother, I'm sure he'll let me. Really? Yeah Yahiko-cha- I mean Yahiko-san."

I was so happy that I did my happy dance till I accidentally knocked the teacher down. He gave me detention but I didn't care cause I got a date with Tsubame!!!!!!!!! I sat down in my seat and started to listen to my teacher. Nothing can bring me down. I saw the teacher hand back our test and saw my grade. It was a 60%!!! I fell over my chair. Well I was sure wrong when I said that nothing can bring me down. WELL WHO CARES I GOT A DATE WITH TSUBAME!!!!!

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'______' ----thoughts

"______"------talking

(Back to Kenshin and Kaoru)

Kenshin and Kaoru began to walk to Mr.Saitou's office until Kaoru spoke up. "You know this is your entire fault! This is not my fault if you didn't drop that desk on me then we wouldn't be in this mess. Ugh! Whatever if you didn't bother me with that perfect grade of yours and called me macho chick and make that smart remark I wouldn't have drop that desk on your big head. Why-you ugh! Whatever we're here anyway. You can go in first Kenshin. Ladies first Kaoru-oh wait my bad you aren't one."

Then Kaoru got her bokken out then hit Kenshin. "Hey-ow that hurts! Well tough luck get in the room first." Then the door suddenly opened. Kenshin and Kaoru saw a desk and a big chair in front on it [you know those spinning chairs you can spin around in wheeee] showing the back of it. "Sit," came a voice out of nowhere. Kenshin and Kaoru obeyed and sat down. "I knew I see you brats again. Is that you Mr.Saitou?" asked Kaoru "Yes it's me Kamiya," Mr.Saitou said. "How did you know it was us? asked Kaoru. "I could hear you in the hall and I never forget that sound even if I tried which I did. Its all you little brats fault because you brats were rivals and always disrupting my class!"

Mr.Saitou said as his chair turned around with his hair sticking up. Kenshin and Kaoru who saw this tried to hold their laughter in. "I know, I know let it out, might as well get it over with. Hahahahahahahaha!!! What- haha-happened-haha-to your-hair?" Asked Kenshin who turned red with laughter. "My wife, Tokio, bought me shampoo for the first time since I'm always specific about it and got me this new one that makes my hair stick up, this will be the first and last time she buys it for me."

Kaoru who was laughing asked "Why didn't you do anything about it? I took a shower this morning and I didn't want to be late for my new job. You don't look like a student counselor. Well I am one so deal with it. So I heard you guys were arguing yet again. Well he/she started it!!" said Kenshin and Kaoru at the same time. "Well I have an exercise for you brats so you better cooperate." Kenshin and Kaoru then turned so they wouldn't have to face each other. "Okay lets start with word association, lets start with you Himura. Kamiya can you get out of the room? Hai Sir!" Kaoru said as she left the room. "Clear your mind and don't think as I say the word. Whatever."

(Okay the first word that Mr.Saitou says is gonna be in this[] Kenshin will say after him)

Kenshin's turn

[Girl]-'Kaoru'-Sakura [Pretty]-'Kaoru'-Sakura [Smart]-'Kaoru'-Me [Cute]-'Kaoru'-Raccoon

(And so forth... Kenshin keeps thinking bout Kaoru but says something else lets skip and says its Kaoru turn)

Kaoru's turn

[Boy]-'Kenshin'-Sano [Handsome]-'Kenshin'-Sano [Smart]-'Kenshin'-San-I mean Aoshi [Adorable]-'Kenshin'- rabbit

(And so forth... huh, Kaoru is just the same I guess great mind do think alike)

"Okay I'm gonna show you a picture and tell me what you think about it, you first Kamiya." Saitou showed her a picture of a male red-haired dog. She thought he was referring to Kenshin. "I think that is the most hideous dog I ever seen, its ugly, it's a jerk, and such a showoff!" Then Saitou showed Kenshin of a female raven-haired cat and he thought he was referring to Kaoru. "I think that is the rudest cat I ever seen, its mean, violent, and such a hot tempered cat!!!!" Kenshin and Kaoru then suddenly had fire in their eye and you could see sparks between them, not those love sparks you hear, those were war sparks.

"Why did you ask us anyway? Oh well, it's almost my niece's birthday and I know how she likes animals." Kenshin and Kaoru began to sweatdrop and fall anime style. "Well it's obvious you both can't get along so you guys will have to spend time with each other. What if we don't want to? Then you both will spend time together in detention. Fine I'll do it but I don't know if this wimp can handle it," said Kaoru. "I can handle it better than you can. OH YEAH?! YEAH!! Then you both agree? HAI! Great it makes it much easier. I guess we'll be leaving now. Wait! Did I forget to mention there's a twist to it? DUH! Well stay here while I'll go get it." Then Saitou came out with this thing that kinda look like a rope.

(Okay I don't know whats it called but let me describe it to you. It's long and looks like a rope but umm lets just say it looks like big handcuffs but it's not made of metal. You strap to a person's waist like a belt and the other end its strap to another person. In the middle it connects them together with a rope of some kind and you need a key to free them open. I know it's confusing but bare with me. If you know what its called then tell me.)

"You gotta be kidding me. I'm not wearing that!" said Kenshin. Fine then I will call your guardian. Okay, okay." Kenshin and Kaoru strapped it on looked at each other with hatred. "Do we have to go out like this in front of everyone? Hai, but only school hours, I'll remove it after school. How long do we have to wear this? Only a month or till you both get along. NANI?!?" yelled Kenshin and Kaoru. "Aww man the guys will never let me live it down." said Kenshin. "You think you got it bad I'll get attack by your fan girls because I'm next to Mr. Popular. It's a good thing you both have the same classes together" said Saitou. "Yipee!" said Kenshin and Kaoru sarcastically. "Plus, this is my revenge, because you brats kept giving me headaches. Hope you enjoy hell! Muhahahahahahahah! Kenshin and Kaoru began to sweatdrop and left the room quietly as Saitou kept laughing.

Author's: Hey! This is the end of my chapter. So before you exit please click the button to review. Don't be shy it wont bite! Only if you want the story to live! Its counting on you!! Save it!!! By the way I'm gonna be busy with finales at school so I won't be able to write the next chapter for a while, but don't worry I'll be back! Sayanora!!