Hey, sorry its taken so long...have been kinda busy in between following
this one guy around everywhere he goes (he is still TOTALLY oblivious,
although my friend and I have been talking about him in homeroom....with
him sitting RIGHT next to me.... *sighs* why must guys be so friggin
SLOW?!?!) and writing other fanfictions, It's Never Truly Healed and
another one that me and my best friend are writing which is really funny
but shall never be put on fanfiction.net because it is slightly Mary-Sueish
(although I HAVE put a very interesting twist on it....)
....Okay, maybe I will put the beginning of it up, cuz that part's funny
yet not Mary-Sueish....but it does involve one of the actors, so I'm not
sure if that allowed. Shall have to *gasp* actually READ the rules!!!!
Anyway, here you go, the thirteenth chapter (beware if you have
triscadeccaphobia - that's fear of the number thirteen. Arachabutyrophobia
is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.
Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing. Agorophobia is...)
Okay, enough rambling. Now READ!!!!
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The next morning, they set off again, but they had not gotten very far when Rachel's friend Sarah popped up out of nowhere and started asking Frodo pointless questions.
"Hi, is your name Michelle?"
"No...."
"Are you sure? Because you look like a Michelle."
"Do I?"
Sarah grinned. "Yup."
"Well, it's not."
"...How about Ashley? Is your name Ashley?"
"No."
"Rebecca?"
"No."
"Beth?"
"No."
"Rachel?"
"That's her name," Frodo said, pointing to Rachel, who grinned.
"Hi, Sarah."
"Hi." Turning back to Frodo, she said, "Is your name...Stephanie?"
"No."
"Lauren?"
"What do you think?"
"Yes?"
"NO!!!" Frodo yelled irritably.
"How about.... Cathy?"
"His name's Frodo," Rachel said, but she was trying not to laugh. Kena, Cassandra, Lia, and Breon Briarwood were all rolling around on the ground, laughing hysterically. Mark looked at this scene curiously, but said nothing. Lindi, The Lady of Mirkwood, and Calenor were busy staring at Gandalf, who was still wearing his robe of many colors.
"Are you sure your name's not...Heather?" Sarah asked.
Frodo screamed and tackled Sarah, who immediately did a tai kwon do defense move that ended with Frodo lying on his back and Sarah with one foot pushing on Frodo's stomach, preventing Frodo from breathing.
"Sarah..." Rachel said warningly. When Sarah didn't stop, Rachel began scribbling in her notebook, and soon Sarah vanished in a puff of orange smoke.
"Thank... you..." Frodo panted, getting up and looking at Rachel gratefully.
"No problem. Anything for my favorite hobbit," Rachel said, grinning. She then ran over to Frodo and hugged him tightly.
Frodo sighed.
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Didja like it? Please tell me in a review! Also, please give me any suggestions or ideas you might have, because I am running low on ideas (another reason why I haven't updated in a while). Thankies in advance! ~NiennaElanor~
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The next morning, they set off again, but they had not gotten very far when Rachel's friend Sarah popped up out of nowhere and started asking Frodo pointless questions.
"Hi, is your name Michelle?"
"No...."
"Are you sure? Because you look like a Michelle."
"Do I?"
Sarah grinned. "Yup."
"Well, it's not."
"...How about Ashley? Is your name Ashley?"
"No."
"Rebecca?"
"No."
"Beth?"
"No."
"Rachel?"
"That's her name," Frodo said, pointing to Rachel, who grinned.
"Hi, Sarah."
"Hi." Turning back to Frodo, she said, "Is your name...Stephanie?"
"No."
"Lauren?"
"What do you think?"
"Yes?"
"NO!!!" Frodo yelled irritably.
"How about.... Cathy?"
"His name's Frodo," Rachel said, but she was trying not to laugh. Kena, Cassandra, Lia, and Breon Briarwood were all rolling around on the ground, laughing hysterically. Mark looked at this scene curiously, but said nothing. Lindi, The Lady of Mirkwood, and Calenor were busy staring at Gandalf, who was still wearing his robe of many colors.
"Are you sure your name's not...Heather?" Sarah asked.
Frodo screamed and tackled Sarah, who immediately did a tai kwon do defense move that ended with Frodo lying on his back and Sarah with one foot pushing on Frodo's stomach, preventing Frodo from breathing.
"Sarah..." Rachel said warningly. When Sarah didn't stop, Rachel began scribbling in her notebook, and soon Sarah vanished in a puff of orange smoke.
"Thank... you..." Frodo panted, getting up and looking at Rachel gratefully.
"No problem. Anything for my favorite hobbit," Rachel said, grinning. She then ran over to Frodo and hugged him tightly.
Frodo sighed.
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Didja like it? Please tell me in a review! Also, please give me any suggestions or ideas you might have, because I am running low on ideas (another reason why I haven't updated in a while). Thankies in advance! ~NiennaElanor~