Muahahahahahhaha!!!!! I am evil!!!!! Yes, preciousss....read and see!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *clothes catch on fire* AAAH!!! *runs around in circles
screaming her head off*
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The Fellowship-of-Many-People was walking when suddenly -
"Do, do, do-do-do..." A tune from the Lord of the Rings soundtrack could be heard.
"What the...?!" The sound was coming from Rachel's bag.
"Uh, ehehehe..." Rachel opened her bag and took out a cell phone.
"Hello...yes...yeah, he's here..." As Rachel talked on her cell phone, the nine original members of the Fellowship (who had never seen a cell phone before) stared at her curiously.
"What is this strange contraption?" Boromir asked, stepping forward.
Suddenly a random girl known as Ciel-Undomiel popped up out of nowhere and said, "It's a cell phone. You press a button, and it turns into a rabid rabbit and bites you."
"WHAT?! No way!....Really?....No!" Rachel was still talking on her cell. Ciel-Undomiel randomly snatched it out of her hand and pressed a button. To everyone's surprise, it turned into a rabbit.
"Rabbit?! FOOD!!" Pippin said excitedly. He started to run towards the rabbit.
"Pippin, no!" Breon Briarwood said, but it was too late. The rabbit jumped up and bit Pippin on the ear.
"AUGH!!" Pippin Frodo-screamed and ran around in circles, until Legolas took an arrow and shot the rabbit, causing it to fall off of Pippin's ear.
There was a large crack and a blinding flash of light, and in place of the rabbit was...
...
...
...a seminonexistent pole!!
Merry poked the pole, which caused it to squeal and turn into a fox floating inside of a pink bubble. The bubble floated over to Frodo and bounced on his head several times. Sam poked it, and it squealed again and floated away.
"Okay...that was...odd..." Ciel-Undomiel said. Quickly recovering, she turned to Aragorn, and with an evil grin, she tackled him.
"Aragorn! I'm your biggest fan!"
"...That's what they all say," The Lady of Mirkwood said, causing Ciel-Undomiel to glare at her.
"What do YOU know about it?! Nothing!" Ciel-Undomiel said, quoting The Two Towers.
"I do SO know something about it!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
...And this continued to go on for twenty more minutes, until Rachel lost patience with their bickering and yelled, "SILENCE!!!" All turned and stared at her.
"All right," Rachel said menacingly, "There are WAAAAAY too many people in this Fellowship. Someone has to go."
"Not me!!" said Mark, Cassandra, Ciel-Undomiel, The Lady of Mirkwood, Lindi, Kena, Breon Briarwood, Lia, and Calenor.
Rachel grinned evilly. "Yes, someone has to go, because I am the authoress of this fanfiction and I SAID SO!!"
"But..." Rachel continued, "To torture you all, I'm going to wait until the next chapter to tell you who has to go!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" screamed all the fangirls (besides the Authoress) and the lone fanboy.
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Yes, I AM evil!!!! But don't worry, I shall be fair...somewhat...maybe... *grins evilly, causing already-charred clothes to catch on fire again* *runs around in circles until the flames completely envelope her*
X_X....I'm dead.... MAINLY DUE TO MY SO-CALLED FRIEND SARAH, WHO TOLD THE GUY I LIKED THAT I LIKED HIM....RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!!! *strangles Sarah to death for her betrayal* DIE, SARAH, DIE!!!!!!!!!!! X-P
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The Fellowship-of-Many-People was walking when suddenly -
"Do, do, do-do-do..." A tune from the Lord of the Rings soundtrack could be heard.
"What the...?!" The sound was coming from Rachel's bag.
"Uh, ehehehe..." Rachel opened her bag and took out a cell phone.
"Hello...yes...yeah, he's here..." As Rachel talked on her cell phone, the nine original members of the Fellowship (who had never seen a cell phone before) stared at her curiously.
"What is this strange contraption?" Boromir asked, stepping forward.
Suddenly a random girl known as Ciel-Undomiel popped up out of nowhere and said, "It's a cell phone. You press a button, and it turns into a rabid rabbit and bites you."
"WHAT?! No way!....Really?....No!" Rachel was still talking on her cell. Ciel-Undomiel randomly snatched it out of her hand and pressed a button. To everyone's surprise, it turned into a rabbit.
"Rabbit?! FOOD!!" Pippin said excitedly. He started to run towards the rabbit.
"Pippin, no!" Breon Briarwood said, but it was too late. The rabbit jumped up and bit Pippin on the ear.
"AUGH!!" Pippin Frodo-screamed and ran around in circles, until Legolas took an arrow and shot the rabbit, causing it to fall off of Pippin's ear.
There was a large crack and a blinding flash of light, and in place of the rabbit was...
...
...
...a seminonexistent pole!!
Merry poked the pole, which caused it to squeal and turn into a fox floating inside of a pink bubble. The bubble floated over to Frodo and bounced on his head several times. Sam poked it, and it squealed again and floated away.
"Okay...that was...odd..." Ciel-Undomiel said. Quickly recovering, she turned to Aragorn, and with an evil grin, she tackled him.
"Aragorn! I'm your biggest fan!"
"...That's what they all say," The Lady of Mirkwood said, causing Ciel-Undomiel to glare at her.
"What do YOU know about it?! Nothing!" Ciel-Undomiel said, quoting The Two Towers.
"I do SO know something about it!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
...And this continued to go on for twenty more minutes, until Rachel lost patience with their bickering and yelled, "SILENCE!!!" All turned and stared at her.
"All right," Rachel said menacingly, "There are WAAAAAY too many people in this Fellowship. Someone has to go."
"Not me!!" said Mark, Cassandra, Ciel-Undomiel, The Lady of Mirkwood, Lindi, Kena, Breon Briarwood, Lia, and Calenor.
Rachel grinned evilly. "Yes, someone has to go, because I am the authoress of this fanfiction and I SAID SO!!"
"But..." Rachel continued, "To torture you all, I'm going to wait until the next chapter to tell you who has to go!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" screamed all the fangirls (besides the Authoress) and the lone fanboy.
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Yes, I AM evil!!!! But don't worry, I shall be fair...somewhat...maybe... *grins evilly, causing already-charred clothes to catch on fire again* *runs around in circles until the flames completely envelope her*
X_X....I'm dead.... MAINLY DUE TO MY SO-CALLED FRIEND SARAH, WHO TOLD THE GUY I LIKED THAT I LIKED HIM....RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!!! *strangles Sarah to death for her betrayal* DIE, SARAH, DIE!!!!!!!!!!! X-P