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Chapter 5 by Nuit*Nothing

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Kaylee opened the note and read the writing.

Note: Hey Kay! What's up? Did you get assigned to this bogus mission too? Can you believe Crofty said my hair had to be cut! Look at the cute guy sitting next to you! He has long hair! Actually I had a question. Who the hell are we supposed to be watching?

Kaylee pulled out a pen and wrote a reply. She slipped it to Ashley.

Reply Note: No I didn't get assigned to this mission I've decided to become a cross-dresser. (Sarcasm) WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'M DOING HERE!? Anywho I'm fine and yes I know Crofton (he hates it when you call him Crofty and you know it) made you cut your hair. As for whom we should be watching, all I know is that we need to keep an eye on our science teachers. I'm not sure whom else but Crofton should send someone with that information soon. And that 'cute braid boy' is staring at you.

As few seconds later the note was passed back to her

Ash's reply: Well some one is in a bad mood today. Cute braid boys name is Duo.

Kaylee grinned and crumpled the note as the bell rang. She shoved it into her bag, following Ash out the door.

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The science lab was amazing. Each station sat 8 people. Duo and the four guys who had been watching her when she first arrived occupied the only one with empty seats.

Kaylee grinned and leaned over to Ash, who had been assigned her the seat next to her.

"I've died and gone to heaven." She whispered.

"No" Ash muttered blandly "We both died and I went to hell."

There the others at their station heard the commentary. Duo and the blonde boy laughed. One of the brown haired boys smiled. The Chinese boy and the shorter brown haired boy remained impassive but Kaylee saw a glimmer of laughter in Chinese boy's eyes and a pained look in the brown haired boy's that led her to believe he agreed with Ash.

"So you like science... I'm sorry I don't think I know your name..." Duo grinned sheepishly.

"Kale Hayes." Kaylee smiled "And I love science."

Ash snorted. "That's the understatement of the century."

"Maybe I should introduce you to the others. This is Trowa, Wufei, Heero and Quatre.

They nodded in turn.

The two teachers walked in and Kay and Ash spent the rest of the period studied Professor G and Dr. J, the teachers.

Then the bell rang.

"Come one." Duo said, "It's time for gym."

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"Excuse me?" Kay smiled at the random janitor who had been showing them their lockers in the locker room before the boys where aloud to enter and change. "But neither of us can use this facility."

"Why's that?" The janitor asked.

Kay leaned forward and whispered in his ear. His eyes gradually widened and his skin turned slightly green. When Kay was finished he backed away obviously trying to keep down his lunch.

"There is a small locker room across the hall please go use that." He begged.

Ash followed Kay out the door and across the hall ignoring the questioning stares of the waiting boys the entered the other locker room.

Once the door was shut Ash turned to Kay. "What did you tell him?"

"That you a rare skin condition that highly contagious and causes you to grow some type of scale and that I have a oozing foot fungus that smells vaguely like rotten fish. Just in more detail." Kay smiled brightly "I told the janitor to keep quiet about it."

"EWWW! That's disgusting!" Ash cried

"Exactly. Now lets hurry up okay?" Kay asked.

Ash nodded and the changed into the black short and tee shirt that was the gym uniform.

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Upon entering the gym the noticed that the class was sitting on the bleachers and the principal was talking.

"-So to make a long story short your old gym teacher quit and ran away to Las Vegas and we where to...financially weak to higher a better one on such short notice. So I now introduce you to your new Gym teacher Miss Carson." He finished

A woman entered the gym as the principal left. She looked around 18 and had dark brown hair. She had pale blue eyes and pale skin. She was medium height and wore an all black sweat suit with the words gym in silver across the front.

"Okay guys... umm... where going to play ...some sport so I need someone to help with... the ...um...."

"Equipment?" One boy said helpfully

"Yes! Exactly. You two!" She pointed to Ash and Kay. "Follow me."

They obeyed and followed her out of the gym and into the equipment closet.

The second the door closed Miss Carson sighed in relief. "Oh man guys I have no idea what I'm doing!"

Ash and Kay stared at her blankly for a moment until recognition dawned on their faces.

"Elena? Elena Larks? En, from the D.I.I.S.A academy?" Ashley said startled.

"The one and only." Elena said miserably.

"You're the gym teacher? You look to young!" Kay cried.

"I know. Crofton says if anyone asked, I look so young because I'm so fit." She muttered

"Um En. You suck at sports." Ash said slowly.

"I know that. But Crofton insisted." Elena said dryly "Do you guys know anything we can have them play."

"Wait hang on! Why are you here?" Ash asked

"Crofton sent me to help. All in all I think 5 people where assigned this mission." Elena answered.

"Oh" Ash said surprised.

"Look just grab a couple balls and play dodge ball." Jay suggested.

"Good idea." Elena smiled

Grabbing the balls she opened the door. "When the others get here we will have a meeting okay?"

"Yep" Kay said cheerfully

"Got it." Ash nodded

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"What the hell was I thinking when I suggested dodge ball?" Kay muttered.

"I have no idea but if it was this than you are a very strange person." Ash said

They presently sat on the bleachers watching Elena and the boy, Wufei fight over the rules of dodge ball. Half of the class was still playing but it was more like a game of see who beat the crap out of one another first rather than dodge ball. The other half was lazing around.

The ringing of the bell was a blessing. With a sympathetic look at Elena both girls went to change for lunch.

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Ash and Kay sat at a table and started to pick at their food. Duo and his friends joined them moments later. Just as Duo sat a voice cried out.

"Looks like Maxwell made some more 'friends' and I swear if I didn't know better I'd say the blonde really was a girl and not just trying to be one." At the peals of laughter the speaker continued. "Maybe the other one to but he'd make a butt ugly woman."

Ash jumped from her seat and turned to the insulter.

"You want to say that again!?" She screamed