Harry Potter and the twin jokers
Chapter two: The end
Ok, we're back and me and the narrator has straighten things out, right narrator?
Yep, and now we are cool and ready to finish up here.
Ready narrator?
Oh yeah, but before we start, I have a request.
Ok, what is that?
GET ME OFF THIS STUPID BURNING STAKE!
Nah, I think I'll just leave you there and do this thing myself. So, on with the story!
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ronald Weasly stunned three death eaters and kept walking.
"How far until we reach them?" Ron asked Harry.
"No too far now, should only be another three minutes." Harry replied.
"This is taking forever" Hermione groaned.
"Zip it Hermione, we're almost there" Ron snapped. Hermione gave Ron's back a dirty look and pulled out a book on how to boredness.
Ron glanced over his shoulder and groaned.
"Do you have to read a book wherever you go?" he asked.
"Well it's better than talking about wizard chess and Quiditch!" Hermione snapped.
"Nothing is better than Quiditch! Not even girls!" Ron yelled.
"Shut it you two, we're here." Harry whispered loudly. Ron and Hermione glared at each other before nodding.
Harry sighed and took out his wand.
"Blastious!" He yelled. The door was immediately blown off it's hinges only to reveal a laughing Fred, George, and Voldemort.
"An, and then she said 'this is the coolest thing ever!" George laughed.
"That was hilarious!" Voldemort laughed. "Tell another one."
"Ok, let's see, I was just talking to this guy who wanted to buy our shop and..." George looked noticed Harry. "Hiya Harry, we were just trading stories around, want to join us?"
Harry, Ron, and Hermione just gaped at the three laughing people.
"Yes Potter, come join us! I'm sure you've got some good ones." Voldemort laughed.
"Uh," Ron said.
"What the heck is going on here?" Harry asked.
"Well you see Harry, Voldy here wanted to hire us but we said no, so then he threatened to kill us but we just showed him some of our merchandise. He liked them and he started telling him so of our ideas. We liked them and wrote them down. Come take a look at some this stuff, it's ingenious!" Fred said.
"Uh, alright..." Harry walked over and took the list of prank items and read it. "Voldemort thought this up?" he asked incredulously.
"Yep" George said.
Harry started the list for a while then beckoned Ron and Hermione over. They read it and started laughing along with Harry.
"This stuff would bring in more money than the ministry has!" Hermione laughed.
"It's great isn't it? Instead of him hiring us, we hired him! So now, we have an employee!" Fred said.
"Why don't we go take a look at your shop? I've been wanting to see it since you told me about it" Voldemort said.
"Ok" everyone said and together they all walked out of the room.
END
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A/N: And? I know it was kind of stupid but I don't really care. I HAD to write this or else my head may have exploded. That would have sucked. Even if it's over, I still want you to R/R!
GET ME OFF THIS BURNING STAKE OR I'M CALLING THE COPS! I MEAN IT! I'LL TELL THEM YOU'RE ALL READING AN ILLEGAL FANFIC! (Even if it really IS legal). BUT GET ME OFF THIS STAKE ANYWAY!
Chapter two: The end
Ok, we're back and me and the narrator has straighten things out, right narrator?
Yep, and now we are cool and ready to finish up here.
Ready narrator?
Oh yeah, but before we start, I have a request.
Ok, what is that?
GET ME OFF THIS STUPID BURNING STAKE!
Nah, I think I'll just leave you there and do this thing myself. So, on with the story!
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ronald Weasly stunned three death eaters and kept walking.
"How far until we reach them?" Ron asked Harry.
"No too far now, should only be another three minutes." Harry replied.
"This is taking forever" Hermione groaned.
"Zip it Hermione, we're almost there" Ron snapped. Hermione gave Ron's back a dirty look and pulled out a book on how to boredness.
Ron glanced over his shoulder and groaned.
"Do you have to read a book wherever you go?" he asked.
"Well it's better than talking about wizard chess and Quiditch!" Hermione snapped.
"Nothing is better than Quiditch! Not even girls!" Ron yelled.
"Shut it you two, we're here." Harry whispered loudly. Ron and Hermione glared at each other before nodding.
Harry sighed and took out his wand.
"Blastious!" He yelled. The door was immediately blown off it's hinges only to reveal a laughing Fred, George, and Voldemort.
"An, and then she said 'this is the coolest thing ever!" George laughed.
"That was hilarious!" Voldemort laughed. "Tell another one."
"Ok, let's see, I was just talking to this guy who wanted to buy our shop and..." George looked noticed Harry. "Hiya Harry, we were just trading stories around, want to join us?"
Harry, Ron, and Hermione just gaped at the three laughing people.
"Yes Potter, come join us! I'm sure you've got some good ones." Voldemort laughed.
"Uh," Ron said.
"What the heck is going on here?" Harry asked.
"Well you see Harry, Voldy here wanted to hire us but we said no, so then he threatened to kill us but we just showed him some of our merchandise. He liked them and he started telling him so of our ideas. We liked them and wrote them down. Come take a look at some this stuff, it's ingenious!" Fred said.
"Uh, alright..." Harry walked over and took the list of prank items and read it. "Voldemort thought this up?" he asked incredulously.
"Yep" George said.
Harry started the list for a while then beckoned Ron and Hermione over. They read it and started laughing along with Harry.
"This stuff would bring in more money than the ministry has!" Hermione laughed.
"It's great isn't it? Instead of him hiring us, we hired him! So now, we have an employee!" Fred said.
"Why don't we go take a look at your shop? I've been wanting to see it since you told me about it" Voldemort said.
"Ok" everyone said and together they all walked out of the room.
END
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A/N: And? I know it was kind of stupid but I don't really care. I HAD to write this or else my head may have exploded. That would have sucked. Even if it's over, I still want you to R/R!
GET ME OFF THIS BURNING STAKE OR I'M CALLING THE COPS! I MEAN IT! I'LL TELL THEM YOU'RE ALL READING AN ILLEGAL FANFIC! (Even if it really IS legal). BUT GET ME OFF THIS STAKE ANYWAY!