"Ah... experiment 0-1-2. Designed to cry and drive people crazy." Jumba explained. "It just cries?" Lilo asked. "Yes, zis is one of very early experiments." Jumba replied. "Aloha, Cousin!" Stitch greeted. 012 started crying very loudly. "Stitch! Would you make it shut up?" Lilo yelled over 012's wail. "0-1-2 won't stop crying unless threatened." Jumba mentioned.

Now I know why Gantu gave her to us, Lilo thought. Stitch covered his ears, just then Angel walked in. Angel started yelling something in Turian, Stitch couldn't hear what she said, with the loud noise. Stitch ran to 012, and started shaking him madly. 012 immediately shut upped. Everybody uncovered they're ears. "So, what are going to do with her?" Lilo asked. "Ah... little girl, 012 is a he!" Jumba said. "He's a he? Yuck! Why is he pink?" Lilo said, disgusted. "He just was pink... Computer had error that day!" Jumba replied. "I have no idea what to name him!" Lilo said, looking at the ground. "What about Switch?" Angel replied. Dead silence. " Why do you want to call him that?" Lilo asked, breaking the silence. "Cause I couldn't think of anything else!" Angel replied. Silence. "Works for me!" Lilo answered back. "Hi..." Stitch said to Switch. Switch smiled. 2 seconds later, it turned into a frown. "I'm hungry!" Switch said, and he then walked down stairs, followed by everyone.

Back at Gantu's ship, 625 laid on the couch, sleeping. He was dreaming about stuffing himself with giant sandwiches, he slept peacefully ever since 626 (Stitch) took 012 away. A thump woke him up. Gantu must've fallen of the bed again. He got and switched on the TV. He professional flicked to different channels with the remote. 628 was cooking lunch for Gantu. "Let's see, we've got: - eggs, vinegar, pickles, jam, milk, apple juice, beef, chicken, dog, cheese, water, and coke. This is gonna be delicious." 628 said to herself. She grabbed a bowl and added coke into it, afterwards pouring vinegar in, then milk, then apple juice. She cracked 2 eggs and put them in, forgetting to take the shells out. She took the grater, and grated the cheese, and then she placed it into the bowl and mixed it. She held up a can of coke and a cup of water and poured them in at the same time. 628 added the jam and pickles in. She used a spoon to try and break the brown mixture smaller. After doing that for 10 mins, she put in raw beef, chicken, and then dog meat (don't ask where she got the dog meat, you wouldn't wanna know).

Just as 628 was about to serve it, 627 came in, holding a bottle. He handed her the bottle, it was clearly labelled 'Instant Diarrhoea'. (Pronounced dy- a-ree-a) 628 grinned evilly, she tipped the whole bottle in a normal cup of coke. She took it out and served it to Gantu. Gantu looked at the brown mixture. "Are you sure it's edible?" Gantu asked 628 who stood beside 627. She nodded. Gantu took a spoon and scooped up a gunk, and put it in his mouth. Tears fell from his face as he chewed it. Gantu managed to swallow it. "Now the rest of it," 628 urged Gantu. Gantu shook his head. 628 sighed. "Well, you can at least have a drink of coke," she replied, handing him the glass of coke. 627 left. He went to the bathroom and locked it. He returned just as Gantu was drinking the coke. Gantu sighed with relief, as the taste of 628's cooking dissolved with the coke. It was later replaced, his face scrunched up. Gantu immediately ran to the bathroom.

"Damn door won't open! Who's in there?" silence. "625?" "Right here!" 625 yelled from the kitchen. 628 and 627 walked up to him, giggling. Gantu started bouncing up and down, trying to hold it in. At last, with an effort, Gantu broke the door down and sat on the toilet. 625 walked into the room. "Hey, Gantu I- Gross! What's that smell?" 625 blocked his nose and ran out of the room, as fast as his stubby legs can go. 627 and 628 laughed like a manic, rolling on the ground. Once they calmed down, they stood up and brushed the dirt off them, and walked to the couch. 625 was in the kitchen, making sandwiches as usual. 628 switched on the TV. She changed channels until the came to a scary movie. She didn't know what it was called, but she and 627 watched it anyway. The movie lasted for a couple of hours. 627 had fallen asleep near the beginning of the movie. 628 didn't find it very scary at all, but she managed to finish the whole movie. She noticed throughout the movie, Gantu hasn't left the bathroom. 628 giggled.

She finally heard the toilet flush, Gantu walked out of the room. Gantu began walking to them. He was suddenly interrupted, and he ran back to the bathroom. Hearing the stomping footsteps, 627 woke up. "Movie finished already?" he asked. "Yep. You slept through it," 628 replied. "Did Gantu just leave the bathroom?" 627 asked. "Yep... for about 10 seconds." 628 answered. 627 smiled, trying to hold his laughter. Once again they heard the toilet flush. A very annoyed Gantu walked through the door. "What did you guys do?" He asked, madly. "I didn't do anything... 628 poured the bottle in!" 627 blamed, pointed at 628. "Well, who gave me the bottle?!" She pointed out. Gantu started getting very confused, as the 2 experiments started yapping mean stuff to each other. Gantu suddenly felt an urgent feeling, he let without a word and went back to the bathroom. While he was doing his 'business' he could hear them arguing non-stop. They're making more racket than 012 did, Gantu thought to himself.

Finally silence as 627 and 628 realised that Gantu wasn't around any more. They smiled and walked over to the kitchen. "What are you guys going here? I'm already trying to keep away from you two!" 625 yelled at them. They both easily knew that 625 wasn't gonna do anything about it since he was a coward. 627 and 628 ignored him. 628 snatched the sandwich that 625 had in his hand and stuffed it in her mouth. "How generous are you to leave some for me," 627 said sarcastically. 628 spat the chewed up food and offered some to him. "I think I'll pass," 627 said to 628. 628 shrugged and ate it. 627 walked over to 625, who had made a new sandwich, and held up his hand. 625 fearfully handed over his sandwich. 627 ate the sandwich without a hassle. 625 began to make another sandwich. He watched as the 2 experiments disappeared out the door. He sighed.

Lilo, Stitch, Angel and Switch walked along the streets. People were crowding at the movies, it was for some R movie that Nani didn't allow her to watch it. Lilo spotted her friends in the distance, she ran up to them, followed by the 3 experiments. "Look, it's Lilo and her weird pets," one of the girls pointed out. "Hi guys, this is my new dog, he's name is Switch," Lilo said. "He's pink, Weirdlo" Mertle pointed out. "Isn't that a Weird colour for a boy?" The girls cycled off quickly. Lilo felt left out (well, she's use to it). Lilo lost interest in walking around so they went home.

To be continued...