Culnac's Logs
Ex Post Facto-
Tom Paris-
The memories of that alien was finally removed. My head still hurts, but at least Voyager, especially Tuvok proved I was innocent.
Jack O'Neill-
Those thoughts were disturbing. Actually very disturbing. Don't worry Tom, she wasn't that beautiful.
Enin Tameth-
Well, from now on, when you act stupid, you can blame it on this little experiment those aliens did on you.
Tom Paris-
Ha Ha, very funny!
Prime Factors-
Tom Paris-
Why is it that every time we have a chance to get to the Alpha Quadrant, it either gets destroyed, the idiot dies, or doesn't even work? First the caretaker's array, then the Romulan, and now these annoying aliens that have the technology, but won't let us have it! So what does B'Elanna, Carey, Seska, and Tuvok do? That's right, steal it. Is it just me, or is this ship doomed to stay in the Delta Quadrant?
Jack O'Neill-
I hope not. Maybe, we'll find that female caretaker and she'll take Voyager home.
Enin Tameth-
What makes you think that she's going to be nice, Jack? For all we know she could probably eat humanoids. There's something about Seska that bothers me. She's not Bajoran enough.
Tom Paris-
Not Bajoran enough? She fought against the Cardassians with the Maquis.
Enin Tameth-
She didn't have enough hate for them. I know that I fought the Cardassians with lots hatred. She just did what Chakotay told her to do. There's something wrong with her.
State of Flux-
Tom Paris-
Okay, so you were right. Seska's the traitor. I wonder if anyone was actually working for Chakotay, I mean, Tuvok was a Starfleet spy and Seska is part of the Obsidian Order.
Jack O'Neill-
Sorry Tameth, but you didn't guess she was a Cardassian, so, thanks for playing, 'Guess the Traitor'!
Enin Tameth-
Don't I at least get control of the body for an hour? I mean, I did kinda got it right. Anyway, I'm not the one who said to Chakotay, 'Hey! I had a reason to fight against the Cardassians!' Then Chakotay said, 'Oh yeah? What was it, they didn't pay your bar bill?' 'No, It's just, they, they captured me once.' 'Oh yes, Mr. Paris? That wasn't on your Starfleet record.' Janeway said. 'It was off the record.' You said. Then you walked away. *I* was the one captured by them. I died escaping; you were the one that found me. If you kinda forgot, no one except the Trills knows about us. We don't want anyone else to know about us.
Tom Paris-
What about the Bajoran Dabo girl? You told her about the Tok'ra.
Enin Tameth-
I see you forgot again. The Asguard killed her. I got one strike and was about to be punished, but I came up with a brilliant virus to-
Jack O'Neill-
Oh no, here we go again with the virus.
Tom Paris-
How many times has he told us this before?
Jack O'Neill-
I've lost count.
Enin Tameth-
...then I made it play music throughout the ship. Then I made it spread to all the other ones.
All of them-
And to this day they haven't been able to crack the code, all because they're too smart and we're too dumb!
Tom Paris-
Yeah, yeah, we know it all.
Cathexis-
Tom Paris-
Okay, first of all, no one is allowed to see into my head except, you (Asguard), Tameth, Jack, and Culnac, now I don't see the name of that alien, or was it Chakotay on that list, do you guys?
Culnac-
No. We can only hope that whoever it was, especially Chakotay doesn't know about you being a Tok'ra. They wouldn't understand.
Enin Tameth-
Chakotay hasn't said anything yet, maybe it was the alien that was controlling you. Or, maybe, he didn't dig that deep into your brain where our secret is hidden.
Jack O'Neill-
We can only hope.
Faces-
Tom Paris-
Way too many things to think about. First, I hated B'Elanna, then me being the smart guy I am, liked her, then she turns into two different beings. One Klingon and one human, and ya know what? I have no clue which side of her I like more, the Klingon side, or the human side. It's weird because, I forget what it's like to be human, only Tok'ra.
Jack O'Neill-
Hey, look at the bright side, you were right! We didn't see the last of the Vidiians! And we probably will see them more often.
Ex Post Facto-
Tom Paris-
The memories of that alien was finally removed. My head still hurts, but at least Voyager, especially Tuvok proved I was innocent.
Jack O'Neill-
Those thoughts were disturbing. Actually very disturbing. Don't worry Tom, she wasn't that beautiful.
Enin Tameth-
Well, from now on, when you act stupid, you can blame it on this little experiment those aliens did on you.
Tom Paris-
Ha Ha, very funny!
Prime Factors-
Tom Paris-
Why is it that every time we have a chance to get to the Alpha Quadrant, it either gets destroyed, the idiot dies, or doesn't even work? First the caretaker's array, then the Romulan, and now these annoying aliens that have the technology, but won't let us have it! So what does B'Elanna, Carey, Seska, and Tuvok do? That's right, steal it. Is it just me, or is this ship doomed to stay in the Delta Quadrant?
Jack O'Neill-
I hope not. Maybe, we'll find that female caretaker and she'll take Voyager home.
Enin Tameth-
What makes you think that she's going to be nice, Jack? For all we know she could probably eat humanoids. There's something about Seska that bothers me. She's not Bajoran enough.
Tom Paris-
Not Bajoran enough? She fought against the Cardassians with the Maquis.
Enin Tameth-
She didn't have enough hate for them. I know that I fought the Cardassians with lots hatred. She just did what Chakotay told her to do. There's something wrong with her.
State of Flux-
Tom Paris-
Okay, so you were right. Seska's the traitor. I wonder if anyone was actually working for Chakotay, I mean, Tuvok was a Starfleet spy and Seska is part of the Obsidian Order.
Jack O'Neill-
Sorry Tameth, but you didn't guess she was a Cardassian, so, thanks for playing, 'Guess the Traitor'!
Enin Tameth-
Don't I at least get control of the body for an hour? I mean, I did kinda got it right. Anyway, I'm not the one who said to Chakotay, 'Hey! I had a reason to fight against the Cardassians!' Then Chakotay said, 'Oh yeah? What was it, they didn't pay your bar bill?' 'No, It's just, they, they captured me once.' 'Oh yes, Mr. Paris? That wasn't on your Starfleet record.' Janeway said. 'It was off the record.' You said. Then you walked away. *I* was the one captured by them. I died escaping; you were the one that found me. If you kinda forgot, no one except the Trills knows about us. We don't want anyone else to know about us.
Tom Paris-
What about the Bajoran Dabo girl? You told her about the Tok'ra.
Enin Tameth-
I see you forgot again. The Asguard killed her. I got one strike and was about to be punished, but I came up with a brilliant virus to-
Jack O'Neill-
Oh no, here we go again with the virus.
Tom Paris-
How many times has he told us this before?
Jack O'Neill-
I've lost count.
Enin Tameth-
...then I made it play music throughout the ship. Then I made it spread to all the other ones.
All of them-
And to this day they haven't been able to crack the code, all because they're too smart and we're too dumb!
Tom Paris-
Yeah, yeah, we know it all.
Cathexis-
Tom Paris-
Okay, first of all, no one is allowed to see into my head except, you (Asguard), Tameth, Jack, and Culnac, now I don't see the name of that alien, or was it Chakotay on that list, do you guys?
Culnac-
No. We can only hope that whoever it was, especially Chakotay doesn't know about you being a Tok'ra. They wouldn't understand.
Enin Tameth-
Chakotay hasn't said anything yet, maybe it was the alien that was controlling you. Or, maybe, he didn't dig that deep into your brain where our secret is hidden.
Jack O'Neill-
We can only hope.
Faces-
Tom Paris-
Way too many things to think about. First, I hated B'Elanna, then me being the smart guy I am, liked her, then she turns into two different beings. One Klingon and one human, and ya know what? I have no clue which side of her I like more, the Klingon side, or the human side. It's weird because, I forget what it's like to be human, only Tok'ra.
Jack O'Neill-
Hey, look at the bright side, you were right! We didn't see the last of the Vidiians! And we probably will see them more often.