Culnac's Logs
Tom Paris-
Anyway, so when we encountered the pyramid, which didn't look different at all, Janeway of course let us in on them and did the whole red alert thing, you know raise shields, battle stations, that whole thing. Personally, the only thought in my head was, they're gonna learn that I'm a Tok'ra! Then, Hathor hailed, of course then I learned that it was Hathor.
"Hello, Captain Janeway, Commander Chakotay, Ensign Kim, Lieutenant Tuvok, Lieutenant Torres, Kes, Neelix, and Mr. Paris." Hathor said to all of us, but I kinda thought that she knew I was a Tok'ra because she said my name, like she was trying to seduce me.
Tameth-
Glad I never met her.
Culnac-
You never met any Goa'uld at all.
Tameth-
My point exactly.
Jack-
No it wasn't.
Tameth-
Yes it was.
Jack-
No.
Tameth-
Yes.
Jack-
No.
Tameth-
Yes it-
Tom-
Oh god shut up! Who cares?
Tameth-
I do.
Tom-
Still rhetorical. Just everyone shut up and let me finish. Anyway, Janeway asked to cut the link for a second and Hathor agreed.
"Mr. Paris, would you mind telling me how she knows you?" Janeway asked coming up behind me. I turned around in my chair and everyone was staring at me, even Tuvok.
"Captain," I began. "I don't even know her, how am I supposed to know how she knows me." It was sorta the truth, I mean, I never actually met her, Jack, you did. "Up till now, I never knew who the Goa'uld were." Ok, now that was a lie. "Personally, I would like to know how she knows everyone's name." I tried to look incredibly serious, but you know me, I'm not that kind of guy. Janeway raised an eyebrow in question, and then signaled Harry to hail Hathor again.
Tameth-
How could you?
Tom-
What?
Tameth-
Lie to the beautiful Captain. How could you?
Jack-
Oh no, here we go.
Culnac-
Let's go get some nachos, while they duke it out.
Jack-
I'm with you on that.
Tameth- (he had been arguing with Tom while Jack and Culnac talked.)
I mean she's so beautiful.
Tom-
You don't even know her, you idiot. Besides, what did I say about shutting up?
Tameth- (Jack and Culnac returned with beer and nachos for all. They went to Jack's 'holodeck' thing to get the food.)
Don't remember.
Tom-
Funny, real funny. Anyway, before I was interrupted by the idiot.
Tameth-
Hey. I'm the one who created that virus to get away from the Asguard.
Jack-
Oh no, here we go again.
Tom-
How do you know I was talking about you and not Jack or Culnac?
Tameth-
Oh.
Tom-
Anyway, Janeway and Hathor got talking, about how she got out here. It turns out, the resident idiot, that's you Tameth, was right. She went to the farthest reaches of the Stargate in the Alpha Quadrant, then got a ship and kept going.
Tameth-
Hey, I'm right for once!
Culnac-
Yeah, for once.
Tom-
I also found out, that she's not the only Goa'uld 'god' in this doomed Quadrant. That's right; we might have some old 'friends' over for dinner over the next 70 years.
Tom Paris-
Anyway, so when we encountered the pyramid, which didn't look different at all, Janeway of course let us in on them and did the whole red alert thing, you know raise shields, battle stations, that whole thing. Personally, the only thought in my head was, they're gonna learn that I'm a Tok'ra! Then, Hathor hailed, of course then I learned that it was Hathor.
"Hello, Captain Janeway, Commander Chakotay, Ensign Kim, Lieutenant Tuvok, Lieutenant Torres, Kes, Neelix, and Mr. Paris." Hathor said to all of us, but I kinda thought that she knew I was a Tok'ra because she said my name, like she was trying to seduce me.
Tameth-
Glad I never met her.
Culnac-
You never met any Goa'uld at all.
Tameth-
My point exactly.
Jack-
No it wasn't.
Tameth-
Yes it was.
Jack-
No.
Tameth-
Yes.
Jack-
No.
Tameth-
Yes it-
Tom-
Oh god shut up! Who cares?
Tameth-
I do.
Tom-
Still rhetorical. Just everyone shut up and let me finish. Anyway, Janeway asked to cut the link for a second and Hathor agreed.
"Mr. Paris, would you mind telling me how she knows you?" Janeway asked coming up behind me. I turned around in my chair and everyone was staring at me, even Tuvok.
"Captain," I began. "I don't even know her, how am I supposed to know how she knows me." It was sorta the truth, I mean, I never actually met her, Jack, you did. "Up till now, I never knew who the Goa'uld were." Ok, now that was a lie. "Personally, I would like to know how she knows everyone's name." I tried to look incredibly serious, but you know me, I'm not that kind of guy. Janeway raised an eyebrow in question, and then signaled Harry to hail Hathor again.
Tameth-
How could you?
Tom-
What?
Tameth-
Lie to the beautiful Captain. How could you?
Jack-
Oh no, here we go.
Culnac-
Let's go get some nachos, while they duke it out.
Jack-
I'm with you on that.
Tameth- (he had been arguing with Tom while Jack and Culnac talked.)
I mean she's so beautiful.
Tom-
You don't even know her, you idiot. Besides, what did I say about shutting up?
Tameth- (Jack and Culnac returned with beer and nachos for all. They went to Jack's 'holodeck' thing to get the food.)
Don't remember.
Tom-
Funny, real funny. Anyway, before I was interrupted by the idiot.
Tameth-
Hey. I'm the one who created that virus to get away from the Asguard.
Jack-
Oh no, here we go again.
Tom-
How do you know I was talking about you and not Jack or Culnac?
Tameth-
Oh.
Tom-
Anyway, Janeway and Hathor got talking, about how she got out here. It turns out, the resident idiot, that's you Tameth, was right. She went to the farthest reaches of the Stargate in the Alpha Quadrant, then got a ship and kept going.
Tameth-
Hey, I'm right for once!
Culnac-
Yeah, for once.
Tom-
I also found out, that she's not the only Goa'uld 'god' in this doomed Quadrant. That's right; we might have some old 'friends' over for dinner over the next 70 years.